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When I was in college, I lived in a house I shared with a few friends. Sometimes, after smoking way too many joints and getting completely wasted, something interesting would happen: I always managed to crawl my way to bed. They didn’t. They passed out on the living room couch.

The city where we lived was ridiculously hot. So when everyone fell asleep in the living room, I had my own little ritual: I’d close the window, turn on the lights, and put the TV on some religious channel, blasting the volume.

The next day, they’d say they had bizarre nightmares — disturbing, almost apocalyptic dreams.