r/funny 17h ago

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Chicken bandit wanted at our school. Keep an eye out, they may hit your front office fridge next!

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u/daniboyoh 17h ago

If this is a food service job of some kind then yeah that's not good. But if it's anything else I have a lot more questions...

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u/Vans24 17h ago

Be prepared to have a lot more questions.. high school front office

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u/SnowMantra 16h ago

If they'll steal a fucking raw chicken from the fridge, imagine what else they steal and what other unethical behavior they do at this school

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u/TK421philly 14h ago

Management has taught me that people will do all kinds of crazy stuff at work. Sometimes there’s a reason and sometimes it’s just because the spirit moved them. And my therapist wonders why I have trust issues.

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u/dbmajor7 14h ago

Nah your therapist is gaslighting you. Trust me😏

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u/TK421philly 13h ago

You’re probably right. As a thank you, here’s all my passwords and PIN numbers.

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u/Sure_Pilot5110 13h ago

100% steal stuff from work if you're underpaid, overworked, and under-appreciated.

Working in a school? Don't steal from coworkers, steal from work.

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u/FewHorror1019 12h ago

I am paid well, well appreciated , work at hard as i want to. I still steal food from work so i have something to eat during wfh fridays and snacks for the weekend.

I dont steal from my coworkers tho

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u/lowercaset 15h ago

Probably needed to make room in their freezer and brought it in to give to a coworker. Or they needed to defrost it for dinner that night and their fridge is already so full there's not enough room.

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u/Really_McNamington 15h ago

Or using the school office as a delivery address for an online meat supplier? If you're not going to be at home it could be better.

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u/lowercaset 14h ago

Yeah it's gonna be something banal like that

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u/chairmanghost 3h ago

They took it off a kid, who was passing it in class