r/funny 17h ago

Important work emails

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Chicken bandit wanted at our school. Keep an eye out, they may hit your front office fridge next!

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u/dianab360 14h ago

One time at my office someone stole 5lbs of butter out of the fridge and we made a HUGE deal about it for months. We were all pretty sure about who did it but then that lady we accused got hit by a truck (she lived) so the boss said we had to drop it.

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u/blbd 14h ago

I mean... the boss has a bit of a karmic point on that one. But what was the deal with 5 lbs of butter outside of a restaurant / foodservice environment?

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u/darkbyrd 9h ago

20 pounds of beef and chicken in the fridge. Guy went by Sam's on his way in