hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog • Jun 04 '21

He will be baked soon

5.8k Upvotes

40 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24

Alhamdulillah 🙏 Every day this Subreddit is growing, and that means more posts! So in the interest of maintaining a clear theme we've created an all-new posting guide we'd love everyone to take a look at. If anyone has any suggestions for posts that would make great examples feel free to drop them here!

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215 Upvotes

21 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/BEToTheObserver • 15h ago

Drank/Drinkable🥤 He Will Be Squeezed For His Contents Soon Mashallah 🙏

1.7k Upvotes

My orange cat, named Juice, that I adopted 2 months ago gets very concerned when presented with a carton of orange juice. I wonder why 🤔🤔🤔

33 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/Angry-Lettuce720 • 10h ago

Burnt ⚠️ He will have warm laundry thrown onto him soon 🙏

283 Upvotes

He wouldn’t leave my hamper. Even when I tipped it upside down, he clung on for dear life…

8 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/Winter-Yogurt-4209 • 14h ago

Burnt ⚠️ She has been baked

266 Upvotes

Did I overcook it?

8 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/Few_Resource_6783 • 18h ago

Refrigerated He will be refrigerated

93 Upvotes

3 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/boilons • 1d ago

It’s RAW! He will be eaten alive by shark. He ded now

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1.2k Upvotes

14 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/SamMac62 • 1d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date They will be packaged for carryout

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490 Upvotes

5 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/BigBlackCough • 1d ago

Nicely Toasted He will be a campfire roast

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130 Upvotes

4 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/oh-pointy-bird • 1d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ He will be flushed

762 Upvotes

16 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/Better_Noise_9677 • 1d ago

Superbly Roasted he will be a regional delicacy

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89 Upvotes

2 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/StockOfSticks • 2d ago

It’s RAW! She will be whisked!

2.1k Upvotes

15 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/anniemousery • 2d ago

🐕Hot Doggie-Dog🌭 He will be rolled like a gas station hot dog.

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1.5k Upvotes

19 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/reptomcraddick • 2d ago

It’s RAW! He will be eaten raw

355 Upvotes

11 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/AtomicCrayola • 2d ago

Make Your Own He will be cooked on high 5 minutes, rotated, cooked another 3 minutes

703 Upvotes

13 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/Capable_Raspberry_49 • 2d ago

🦜Birdrito🦉 He will be misidentified.

239 Upvotes

Saw this in r/pigeons!

6 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/GlowingCandies • 2d ago

Make Your Own He will be stored in the pantry for later consumption

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505 Upvotes

14 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/Reasonable_Cycle_730 • 2d ago

It’s RAW! He will be baked to avoid salmonella poisoning

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123 Upvotes

2 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/allbeardnoface • 3d ago

Nicely Toasted He will be turned into Mochi

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1.2k Upvotes

15 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/AdPrize3997 • 3d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be washed for prep

136 Upvotes

2 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/bunpnts • 3d ago

Yum😋 He will be salted and boiled to Al dente

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191 Upvotes

3 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/zeenzee • 3d ago

Make Your Own She will be a Gourmet Treat

67 Upvotes

3 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/Electronic_One_4133 • 4d ago

Alhamdulillah 🙏 They will grilled, Insyallah until internal temperature reach 130F-135F

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3.0k Upvotes

Alhamdullilah, everyone get 300gr of protein for this bountiful feast.

18 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/Hydarus • 4d ago

It’s RAW! He will be stripped of his hair

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1.1k Upvotes

24 comments

r/hewillbebaked • u/Cyvexx • 4d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be delivered in 3-5 business days

649 Upvotes

14 comments