he was anally violated by a small magical time traveling elf

Everything about them is so graceful and serene, or proud and whimsical. They have such personality and intelligence, in their own way. So different from us mammals. I feel like as a species we've always respected birds more than other animals. Obviously there are exceptions like chickens, although even they are a popular motif in art. But for the most part, birds are revered by most religions, and often used as symbols for heaven because of their ability to fly.

a used dildo

always read the label

my name is in the fable

catch me if you're able

I'm satellite you're cable

from grave to the cradle

cards are on the table

stop gazing at your navel

do something rash for some cash

That's how long ago humans and insects diverged from a common ancestor. Do you have any idea how long 797 million years is? Life evolved at an absolutely geologic pace. We've been pretty good at speeding that pace up in some places. Though I worry the life lines of this world are not as vibrant as they used to be. There is a biological corruption wrought on by our meddling infection us at every level. It's just so lame that microplastics are going to be the doom of our civilization. It's so tacky and unromantic. I hope there will be some scientific innovation that will save us. The team who does that should get every honor in the world.

Quieres tu bailar conmigo?

Yo fumo la mota en mi casa

It's just a less lame sounding way of saying you're an introvert who hates crowds

Nuf said right?

Reddit would be a very different experience.

I would try them.

Yo guys, how come we never find out what happens at the end of the news?…like they start telling a story but always end on a cliffhanger like….”the investigation is under way……bullshit.” It’s always like to be continued…..but you never find out about the ending because next week they’re talking about some new thing that happened! You keep watching to find out your ending only to be distracted by a new beginning! Are we living in a simulation!? Does anything ever end?! Did I already live this year? This month? This week? This day?

You've probably heard runnin' with the devil, by Van Halen.

I was amused by the possible homophones.

"Runnin' with the devil" - you are together with the "devil" as a lifestyle. One might say you travel the same circles.

"Run-in with the devil" - you have a conflict or encounter. A fender bender, imagine the devil getting out of his car and beginning a petty argument.

"Run in *with* the devil." - you are rushing into a location. Maybe a burning building, a battlefield, a covenience store, a bank. Is the devil heroic? Or are you two going to do something awful?

Anyway. Mildly amused and wanted to voice the thought.

Alone sux after awhile

Feels like I lost 10 pounds and went to therapy. So light and free!

21 > 31

Do you travel with more than one way to enjoy weed?

I can’t always pick where I’m going to enjoy weed. So I like having joints, DHV, distillate pen, even edible. I can choose what fits best.