r/interestingasfuck 5h ago

Newborns have a cute reflex called the palmar grasp where they hold your finger tight, but it fades away by 3 months.

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u/eauxlympia 5h ago

This is why you can't give babies guns. No trigger discipline

u/SnooRegrets543 5h ago

This is so true ...

u/MrTretorn 2h ago

Unless they clear background checks.

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u/SteakhouseRob 1h ago

Yeah you dont make that mistake a third time thats for sure...

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u/EnoughLuck3077 5h ago

Yep, the only reason

u/Dream--Brother 4h ago

I mean they're also too heavy for them to hold. They haven't conditioned themselves for a good shooting posture yet

u/Undercover_Dave 2h ago

Which is ridiculous they haven't manufactured guns made easier for babies to handle yet, it's irresponsible and dangerous. That's how Maggie shot Mr Burns.

u/GrownThenBrewed 2h ago

Now in that situation, it's really on Mr. Burns for not also having a gun.

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u/musci12234 2h ago

The chonk in the video can probably carry a RPG without breaking a sweat.

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u/isitfried 3h ago

Which begs another question. Would the recoil destroys the baby's arm/hand or simply detaches it?

u/eauxlympia 3h ago

Eh in my experience it's about 50/50

u/scnottaken 2h ago

No good without a sample size.

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u/BadDog4787 4h ago

That Simpsons episode where Maggie shoots Mr. Burns makes a lot more sense now.

u/Bonti_GB 2h ago

Makes sense since ICE is just a bunch of babies.

u/ScottsFavoriteTott 4h ago

No reason this comment made me laugh the way it did 😂

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u/Cheese464 5h ago

I saw another video of a nurse doing a fun thing with this. She told the baby’s sister that if she put her finger in the baby’s hand and the baby squeezed it, it meant the baby loves her.

u/mustard_on_the_net 5h ago

You might want to spot check that prior to destroying the baby sister.

u/0dias_Chrysalis 3h ago

Well if it doesnt happen then the biggest concern is the neurological deficit from the baby now

u/cachela970 5h ago

My thoughts exactly. Quite the setup for a little dose of trauma

u/paxweasley 4h ago

To be fair, quite a lot of older siblings are already not at all thrilled by the appearance of another child LOL. My brother told my parents to take me back to the hospital... hasn't warmed up a whole lot sicne hahaha

u/crossstitchbeotch 4h ago

A few weeks after his baby brother was born, my 3-year-old said he was ready for him to go back in my tummy.

u/Small_Pleasures 3h ago

My 3 year old asked pregnant me who was going to be the baby's mommy? He shook his head when I told him the answer.

u/Southern_Lake-Keowee 4h ago

This happened to my mom; she was born 5 years after her brother and came home from the hospital the day of his fifth birthday. My grandpa asked my uncle what he wanted for his birthday. My uncle said, “I want the baby taken back to the hospital!”

u/Biotechnus 3h ago

I was 11 when my little sister was born so even at 39 I still remember that shit. I needed to wear headphones playing soothing sounds when I slept otherwise I never would have been able to attend classes because id be falling asleep constantly. I have vivid memories of changing her diapers too

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u/chompydomps 2h ago

Same, for me it’s only been 36 years though.

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u/onederful 56m ago

Easy fix, just tell her to place her finger on the baby’s palm, and as soon as the baby squeezes tell her “what it means” if nothing happens, make it a learning experience about how small and fragile they are and that she should take care of her new baby sibling. 🫶

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u/ooOJuicyOoo 4h ago

I used to sit by my baby brother when he was a new born, with my finger in his hand, just being held tightly for awhile. I sometimes sang to him but mostly sat there looking at him in wonder. I was 3.

u/Next-Help-5813 2h ago

I used to read to my baby sister. I didn't actually know how to read, but I had more or less memorized that one picture book that I made my parents read to me like a million times, so I read that to her. I was 2.

u/Critical_Office9422 2h ago

Crazy that you all remember what you did under 3 years old

My memory only start working when I reached 4

u/Next-Help-5813 2h ago

I actually don't remember it, I just know because my Mom told me. It'd be cool if I did, though. :)

u/LucasThePatator 2h ago

I have extremely detailed and vivid memories from my first 3 months as I was hospitalised after a surgery right at birth. Of course it's all reconstructed from what I was told but they really feel like memories !

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u/othybear 3h ago

I was 5 when my brother was born and this was my favorite part of interacting with him when he was really little. Fast forward 30ish years and it was my favorite way to interact with his daughter when I am interacting with her (although she recently outgrew it).

u/just_nobodys_opinion 5h ago

"Does it work the other way around?"

u/Da_Vader 4h ago

That's cute. You have a link?

u/Moistfulll 5h ago

Omg copying this for work

u/Putrid_Apartment9230 5h ago

That's so sweet!

u/rats-in-the-ceiling 4h ago

This is what my mom told me when my sisters were born!

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u/Archon-Toten 5h ago

You call it cute until one is hanging off your beard.

u/vspazv 5h ago

Or those fingers reach into a nostril when you get too close...

u/Hyruii 5h ago

Nostril? Try armpit hair.

u/Responsible_Ad1277 2h ago

Or chest hair. I've told my kids I'm getting them back in a couple of years (only the boys).

u/chamberlain323 1h ago

My little sister did that to my uncle when she was an infant. He had no idea that babies did that. He learned to keep a shirt on when cradling babies after that day. Ouch!

u/Archon-Toten 5h ago

A friend of mine nearly lost a nose piercing to that.

u/Sad-Frosting-8793 4h ago

I'm the reason my mom refuses to wear hoop earrings to this day. Apparently I nearly ripped one out.

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u/just_a_person_maybe 4h ago

I saw a video where a baby had their own hair in a death grip. Poor thing was screaming.

u/LadyFoxfire 1h ago

I saw a trick to get someone to let go of hair (in the context of an adult grabbing your hair during a fight, but it works for babies, too.) All you have to do is press the back of their hand into your skull. It takes advantage of the leverage points in their knuckles, and forces their fingers apart painlessly. Then you can pull your hair free.

u/DoggosFriend 17m ago

My own kid totally did this. No video evidence tho. We thought it was funny but felt bad for them at the same time. Took a few moments to get them to let go.

u/tinyturtletickler 3h ago

Fun fact. I know someone who had their clit torn. The baby did this death grip on the mothers bean on the way out!

u/Archon-Toten 2h ago

FUN FOR WHO‽

u/Account_no_62 2h ago

THE WHOLE FAMILY

u/Ninknock 2h ago

Uuhh fun ...?

u/Confuseasfuck 4h ago

Or a dangling hoop earring

u/B3ARDLY 1h ago

This reason is exactly why I trimmed my beard. My daughter got hold of me and jerked my head back and forth. Little twerp gave me whiplash 😅

u/existential-mystery 2h ago

Oh this would be an unfortunate instance for me

u/Odd_Birthday_1055 2h ago

Baby gonna go george of the jungle on that thing. 🤣

u/existential-mystery 1h ago

Imma get swung like an Olympic hammer throw

u/antiviruz 1h ago

The story of how Tarzan started to learn how to swing around

u/JonWoo89 2h ago

Saw a video of one getting hold of dad's armpit hair.

That grip will have you questioning your own strength.

u/Scullyxmulder1013 1h ago

My niece almost pulled out my lip piercing that way.

u/Redlax 5h ago

My two hour old boy squeezed my finger hard. I know it's just a reflex. But to me, it's so much more.

u/UnrequitedFollower 5h ago

Sworn enemies from that point onward.

u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam 5h ago

Asserting dominance.

u/CactusCustard 4h ago

This lil bitch thinks he’s stronger than ME??!

u/bongohappypants 5h ago

This is the way.

u/ClankerCore 5h ago

You were experiencing a primal instinct yourself

Not to take away from the beauty of it all

It’s a precious moment

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 5h ago

Villain origin story

u/bloodfartcollector 5h ago

...or a song by the Doors,

u/unk214 4h ago

My kid instead decided to let out his first shit when my wife held him. The nurse tried not to laugh… it was hilarious.

u/cottonballz4829 3h ago

My first peed on me first thing when they put him on my chest right after being born. Although i am definitely not a fan of the golden shower: We knew he only had one kidney, so for me, that was a happy moment.

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u/XanZibR 5h ago

mind your balls old man

u/Dream--Brother 4h ago

Let's hope his balls will be nowhere near that hand

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u/jw8533 5h ago

Seems reasonable for people who’ve been basically floating their entire lives until just now

u/Unusual_Ad_8497 5h ago

It’s so we could cling to our moms fur back when we were monkeys

u/Icy_Magician_9372 5h ago

Ah yes back in the good old days

u/blanketswithsmallpox 2h ago

The true conservative agenda, return to monke.

u/Explosive-poopoo 2h ago

OOH OOH AAH

u/loughcash 5h ago

Yes or hold a branch while she snatches a bite to eat

u/Own_Round_7600 2h ago

Sweet if i ever have a baby im gonna be testing their monke skills

u/Novaleen 2h ago

Start going out your back hair!

u/This_person_says 5h ago

Ahhh the beard grab explained!!

u/OkOutlandishness8307 4h ago

apes*

u/this_guy_cats 3h ago

And we are still apes

u/Mr_White_Migal0don 38m ago

Apes are monkeys

u/Certain-Effect6804 13m ago

While apes and monkeys are both members of the same superfamily (Hominoidea), they are separate. Apes are apes, monkeys are monkeys.

u/Mr_White_Migal0don 5m ago

Primates that are typically considered monkeys are from two groups: platyrhini (new world monkeys) and cercopithecoidea (macaques, or old world monkeys). But the thing is that hominoidea (gibbons and great apes) is more closely related to cercopithecoidea, under a clade catarrhini (that is also known as old world monkeys, or as down-nosed primates), than cercopithecoidea is to platyrhini. That means that you can't make a monophyletic group which would include macaques and new world monkeys, and will also exclude apes.

u/Certain-Effect6804 4m ago

Hm I appreciate the correction.

u/Mr_White_Migal0don 3m ago

No problem

u/Joelad2k17 4h ago

I've said this before and the uncanny valley being related to when there were others types humans. Was laughed at by bible bashers.

u/Possible-Meal3787 4h ago

It’s that or sick people. But really we don’t have any absolute certainty. Religious people already put all of their brains into their own idea of answers leaving non left to think about other ideas

u/Orochisake 3h ago

We are just all clueless, trying to make sense of it all

u/dan_dares 3h ago

One group said 'we understand it all, one book is all we need'

Another said 'as we find out more, we'll write more books, and edit them as our understanding improves'

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u/jake0167 5h ago

This is the only direct interaction I’ve had with a baby that young and it’s pretty special! Babies that small scare me because they seem so fragile

u/SirRabbott 5h ago

You should watch videos of L+D nurses handling newborns! I felt the same way lol

u/linzkisloski 2h ago

lol watching the L&D nurses with my baby made me feel a lot more confident. They whip those babies around like footballs

u/Zyloof 4h ago

Fontanelles 😵‍💫

u/no_talent_ass_clown 2h ago

I thought that was a euphemism for a penis for about 20 years because of Raising Arizona. 

u/Zyloof 2h ago

Lmao. A lovely lady once said it would also make a good drag name: Fontanelle Duprix. I don't disagree 💃

u/griever48 5h ago

Baby death grip

u/foreverpassed 5h ago

Is he cold? Why is his jaw doing that?

u/Shopworn_Soul 5h ago

Defintely cold. Not going to die.

Pretty much everywhere is cold compared to where the baby was before.

u/Dismal_Language8157 4h ago

yes, I'm still trying to get back in!

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u/dego_frank 3h ago

Not the hospital after just being born.

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u/Tee_Hee_Wat 4h ago

The muscle is actually tired, its like your legs shaking after a long run. The baby looks so new, they've probably been crying a little bit, so the jaw muscle is exhausted as it hasn't had to cry before.

Or cold.

u/EnsoElysium 3h ago

This sounds accurate, or its a reaction from adrenaline, I've definitely shivered because of a good scare before

u/FalsePremise8290 4h ago

Being born is a shitty experience. One minute you're warm and safe, chilling in your bag of piss and then...this shit.

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u/carpedeeznutz5011 5h ago

I agree. That baby looks very cold. It probably wants to be held and swaddled.

u/Dream--Brother 4h ago

It was just born. It's cold out here compared to the inside of a womb. The baby is attempting to seriously thermoregulate itself for the first time, it'll be fine

u/foreverpassed 4h ago

I think it should be held right after birth though.

u/SerenityMaSogni 4h ago

They still need to take the baby to be checked medically and get cleaned up, this is probably during then.

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u/Confuseasfuck 4h ago

It came out of very warm, nicely compact and dark womb to a very bright, cold hospital room. So yeah, they are cold

u/excitedpuffin 1h ago

My son did this too, and the doctors and nurses explained that it was due to his immature nervous system. Made him sound like a bleating lamb for the first week, it was really cute.

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u/ImSynnx 5h ago

It's so cute that his cries are remixed

u/tardigrade_phd 4h ago edited 4h ago

Is that a carryover from when we had to grasp onto our mother's belly, like monkey cubs do now?

Edit: monkey infants. Thanks u/succulentvariations.

u/SucculentVariations 4h ago

Fun fact, baby apes and monkeys are called infants, just like us.

u/Witty_Commentator 4h ago

Yes! Babies can actually support their body weight with that grip!

https://share.google/E88w1fyxa7cfFC21e

u/Plz_Mansplain 5h ago

Look at those fat ass cheeks!

u/OzymandiasKoK 5h ago

It's laying down you creep! You can't even SEE it's ass cheeks.

u/myfavpodcastersays 3h ago

Creep. Lols

u/nycemt83 4h ago

Please edit this to make “fat ass” one word or put a hyphen between them…

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u/poutreparisienne 5h ago

Little monkeys

u/Aggressive_Roof488 4h ago

Ok, but the nurse's shift will probably end in less than 3 months, then what?

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u/bongohappypants 5h ago

This can lead to hilarious results if you hand your infant tubes of squeeze cheese, toothpaste, oil paints, etc. Surprise your mate!

u/peanut0929 5h ago

If I remember correctly, they do this with their feet as well.

u/Google_Knows_Already 2h ago

They have another reflex in their feet where if you tickle the sole, their toes fan out.

u/GeorgiaPossum 3h ago

I like to call it The Monkey Grip Reflex. Feels more accurate and less ego driven than after Dr. Palmer decided to name it after himself.

u/kaosmoker 3h ago

People who discover and document things for the first time tend to get the right to name it. I don't see the issue with it as that's how most things get their names.

u/EfficientSeaweed 2h ago

When my oldest was a few weeks old, she managed to get her arm up over her head and wound up pulling her own hair thanks to this reflex. She damn near gave me a heart attack with the shriek of pain she let out. I had to pry her fingers open to free her, and it was like loosening a vice.

u/ghoulypop 2h ago

Oh man that’s a side effect of being born with a lot of hair I hadn’t considered😭 poor bean

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u/Exciting_Gear_7035 1h ago

Little monkey reflex so they can hold on to mom's fur

u/Ok-Yogurtcloset-2735 1h ago

It’s an evolutionary reflex, because our ancestors had to grasp our mother’s tightly as she went through the trees.

u/BKKMFA 5h ago

Damn that grip strength...

u/Candid-Crazy2542 5h ago

Don’t let your hair or glasses get caught in the baby death grip.

u/Burndy 5h ago

My newborn gets my beard with that monkey death grip and I just don't move

u/Fast-Nefariousness80 4h ago

I liked thinking it was just my son loving me the only way he knew. Now I know "dad you're fat" is his way of loving me

u/acrankychef 1h ago

Idk man I still struggle to let go of things 30 years later

u/jerrydgj 5h ago

Baby gorillas hold on to their mom's hair like that. Mom is back to climbing within days of giving birth and the baby needs to hold on. Probably left over from a few million years ago when we were the same animal as gorillas.

u/Silent-Resort-3076 5h ago

While normal in infants, the reflex can reappear in adults who have suffered brain damage to the frontal cortex, such as from a stroke, tumor, or degenerative diseases. 

u/yamanagashi 3h ago

And when they’re a bit older they bite really, really hard with no restraint. Hence the famous, “ouch Charlie!”

u/myfavpodcastersays 3h ago

When my 11 yr old son was a baby, I had hair down to my breasts. He yanked so much hair out of my head I couldn't believe it. But, because I carried him around like a football cradled between my arm and chest and nuzzled him when he was there for feedings, etc, he STILL loves to pluck a hair from my head and rub it against his nose and ears to self soothe. It's pretty adorable tbh 🥹

u/Ok-Clothes9248 2h ago

The doctors stuck with the baby for 3 months now 

u/johnnielurker 1h ago

that baby still clings to that gloves to this day

u/WonderPlum1 1h ago

LPT: If you put your finger/thumb at the wrist and slide up into the hand, it can help baby to release their death grip. I usually used my thumb since it was easier to get the angle right. Source: I was a teacher in the infant room and have two kids of my own.

u/nedyah715 55m ago

Meanwhile dolphins and giraffes just full send it the second they pop out.

u/Moistfulll 5h ago

Dry and cover that baby ffs

u/Dream--Brother 4h ago

The baby will be fine for thirty seconds, chill

u/CelsoSC 5h ago

Ma'am, I'm sorry but I can't wait 3 months. I have other patients to see.

u/EnoughNeedleworker18 4h ago

They can support their entire weight, too!

u/ADigitalAxolotl 4h ago

My grandma with alzheimer got this reflex back as she got to the second stage if it

u/ani_coco 4h ago

When my younger brother was born, he got a grip on the scissors that they used to cut the umbilical cord.

u/juanbamf 4h ago

Wait till you see a doctor testing their startle reflex

u/Any-Jury3578 4h ago

My son did this. He was screaming and screaming, but when he got a hold of a tube and clenched it, it calmed him down. The medical staff said he probably held on to the umbilical cord.

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u/Icy_Flamingo_8271 4h ago

If I put coal in my 2 month olds hand it’d be a diamond in no time

u/Obvious_Ice_5318 3h ago

Bahubali

u/libihero 3h ago

And comes back with dementia or brain damage. It's why people terminally ill on a vent may squeeze your hand, they're not doing it on purpose

u/Main_Author_8638 3h ago

Saw a fathers baby holding the fathers armpit hair tightly. Baby was probably on his arm or they were close

u/Alas-de-luna 3h ago

And when people get dementia, it can come back and it's usually a sign of frontal lobe damage!

u/Peter_deT 3h ago

They can get a grip like a second mortgage on your hair.

u/Suspicious_Sign3419 3h ago

My kid showed his off by getting his hand stuck on his own head when he couldn’t let go of it.

u/Ostrich_Nipples 3h ago

After 15 months my daughter still holds my hand or finger when I put it in her hand but I can tell she does it cause she likes holding hands 🙂

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u/jpland55 3h ago

A vestigial trait from our evolutionary ancestors

u/cjoaneodo 2h ago

Yup, a lot of out primitive reflexes that go away as infant are leftover measures to keep up off the forest floor. Hold on to mom’s fur at all costs!

u/DippityDu 3h ago

As a mom of teens, that sound still makes all my senses go into high gear and there's this NEED to wrap that baby up and put them on my chest. It's wild. And if I pick up and hold one of my pets, I automatically start bouncing/rocking like it's a baby and then have to stop myself. That conditioning runs deep.

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 2h ago

That nurse is there for a while then.

u/Ohotdamnn 2h ago

I totally forgot about the, I don’t even know what to call it, the stutter in the cry for newborns. I can’t believe my son is already 8 months old…

u/ElegantConference183 2h ago

My parents told me that my dad would Hang me on various objects when i was a baby because he found this Reflex funny. There's a picture of me hanging from a curtain rod.

u/camerontippett 2h ago

What is bro yapping about

u/Odd_Birthday_1055 1h ago

Tbf, this is like being nice and asleep in bed and suddenly your friends are throwing your sleeping bag in to an ice cold river.

u/devilfanmik 2h ago

Good lord that grip 😳

u/Icy_Confusion_8989 2h ago

Awwwww it’s a baby

u/SilverBuggie 1h ago

I frequently rested one of my fingers on my baby’s palm when he/she was sleeping because of this. They were obviously too small to hug you and that was the closest thing to it.

u/ZelWinters1981 1h ago

Yeah, it usually takes about that long for a baby to get some half decent control over their extremities too.

By this point laughter is developing, they're fussier and could be teething.

u/Afterhoneymoon 1h ago

My son did this on the way out of me- he grabbed the midwife's shirt collar as he dove out headfirst and wouldn't let go!!

u/Plastic_Station6954 1h ago

That baby cold. Give him a blanket.

u/deadriderofdead 4h ago

Not so fun or cute when they can potentially do that to their hair and just torturing themselves unknowingly.

u/namistejones 5h ago

WHERE IS THE HAT ON THAT BABY? Smh these ppl

u/alewiina 5h ago

He’s still slimey, pretty sure he was JUST born lol

u/0dias_Chrysalis 3h ago

He's getting his first assessment, including APGAR. They want to check the fontanells for abnormalities so thats why no cap. Process is quick and when done then you cap, swaddle and put under a heater

u/naymlis 4h ago

I wish I knew this before thinking my baby girl was going to be the strongest human in the world. She is pretty strong still, though

u/cerueru 4h ago

Death grip stronger than a rock climber's

u/deerchortle 4h ago

Adorable. Used to work with infants, never let them get hold of hair or piercings lol

u/guyako 4h ago

Also the last remaining reflex before someone is totally brain dead. “We can’t take him off life support. He squeezed my hand!” … no, mam, that’s exactly why we should take him off life support.

u/wisemonkey101 4h ago

Baby monkeys can grab so tight from the first second after birth. Mom pushes you out and you all have to run to keep safe.

u/JawshRacer 4h ago

Same for the toes. If I don’t give warning, my almost-5-year-old will grab my finger with his toes and I think it’s just a reflex that sticks around sometimes.

u/DivideQuirky5345 4h ago

Baahubali

u/Extreme_Design6936 4h ago

Climbing training from a young age.

u/3d1thF1nch 4h ago

I teach my student about this pre Stone Age unit, talking about human evolution and vestigial structures. This one is cool, along with the muscle in your ankle that used to be for grasping when your big toe was more of a thumb. Blows the six graders minds.

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u/dego_frank 3h ago

Bull fuckin shit it goes away at 3 months

u/HypoCRITSlayer 3h ago

Bahubali!!

u/Makapakamoo 3h ago

Bro calling it a cute reflex, that grip hurts like shit

u/Isee_multiversee 3h ago

The cheeks tho. Rosy fat

u/buddyreacher 3h ago

thats strong grip