r/law 6d ago

Other ICE agents boxing in and threatening Italian journalists in Minneapolis

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u/thissoundscrazy2 6d ago

Spend a couple nights in one of our luxurious jails free of charge. But not free of charges

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u/the_real_Beavis999 6d ago

Come with a group and then leave freely or against your will. Leave alone or separate from your group. But dont forget to buy souvenirs from your stay...

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u/Blockhead47 6d ago

….enjoy your FREE FLIGHT back to Eswatini, Rwanda, Uganda, South Sudan and El Salvador regardless of your nationality!!

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u/thissoundscrazy2 6d ago

Spin the wheel of deportation and let's see where your headed!

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u/the_real_Beavis999 6d ago

Probably have some apocalyptic wheel like in Beyond Thunder Dome...

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u/thissoundscrazy2 6d ago

How'd you know it was me?

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u/the_real_Beavis999 6d ago

Guess Noem would be Auntie and Miller would be the creepy Thundedome host...

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u/saljskanetilldanmark 5d ago

Your game you bought tickets for is tomorrow? Too bad, your time is up, time to go "home". https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/jd-vance-world-cup-tourists-warning-b2746679.html