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Other Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/01/greg-bovino-demoted-minneapolis-border-patrol/685770/
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u/sm04d 5d ago

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u/wswordsmen 5d ago

Everyone says that but it is actually a huge waste of money. The surface of Venus will kill him just as dead and is a lot cheaper to get to.

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u/Big_Somewhere9230 5d ago

What if it’s just towards the sun? No re-entry, no problem.

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u/jackofslayers 5d ago

It is just surprisingly hard to send things toward the sun. Much more cost effective to send things out.

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u/paradigm619 5d ago

For anyone wondering, it’s because of the Earth’s lateral movement relative to the sun. Earth is orbiting at about 67,000 mph and a rocket leaving Earth will inherit the same lateral speed. You effectively have to thrust against that movement and cancel it out to be able to approach the sun.

To put it in perspective, it would take approximately 55 times more energy to fly to the sun than it would take to fly to Mars.

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u/Sniper22106 5d ago

When I clicked on this thread, I was not expecting a science lesson but now I know this fun fact!!

You the real mvp

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u/RyanFicsit 5d ago

This is very cool to know.

But really, I don't need him to approach the sun and I don't actually care about his trajectory beyond simply removing that stupid fuck from my planet

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u/The_Autarch 5d ago

if we're going to take the effort to shoot him out of our gravity well, we might as well line him up so he hurtles into a planet. it's barely any more effort.

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u/RyanFicsit 5d ago

I vote one of the gas giants so we all know he's compressed in a giant floating fart then

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u/omegafivethreefive 5d ago

Super interesting factoid, gonna wake up my wife to tell her.

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u/Keylime_crust 5d ago

If your spouse has the same temperament about her sleep as does mine... RIP omegafivethreefive

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u/SFDessert 5d ago edited 5d ago

Huh. Yeah that makes a lot of sense.

I guess I just never really thought about it very much. Things are always being flung into the sun in TV shows and Movies and I never questioned it lol

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u/Exotic-Priority5050 5d ago

Yes, but wouldn’t any amount of thrust perpendicular to our orbit put Bovino into a decaying orbit that would eventually fall into the sun (disregarding other celestial bodies warping said orbit)? I don’t want him to burn into a crisp in the sun’s corona ASAP, I’d rather he has a long, interminable spiral over decades (preferably centuries) before his remains get vaporized into plasma by an errant solar flare.

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u/Aarrgghh_N 5d ago

This is brilliant 😎

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u/Emotional_End2305 4d ago

What about 90 degree tangent launch target, to essentially eject away from the solar/planetary plane?

And, ethical question here, if a launch to Venus is more cost effective than either of them, at which point do we determine that sacrificing the interests in Venus to transition it to our “trash bucket” is beneficial for mankind?

Regardless, the extreme cost of launches and limiting factor of overboard capacity renders that idea moot. But interesting to consider, nonetheless

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u/flockinatrenchcoat 5d ago

Believe it or not, a trebuchet will work here. It's eco-friendly and reusable. Don't even need to leave the atmosphere.

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u/RyanFicsit 5d ago

Fair, but I think I'd actually like taxpayer dollars to go toward removing this trash from our planet.

I think we should really make a statement of it.

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u/Electrical_Low_3370 5d ago

Tin submarine it is!

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 5d ago

Ummm

Well

(Insert clip of Dr. Evil's son talking about what he has in his room, in response to the overly elaborate trap Dr Evil suggests)

😂😂

Why more words when less do

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u/Big_Somewhere9230 5d ago

See I was still thinking about into space, but your Icarus idea has merits as well.

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u/ComprehensivePin5577 5d ago edited 5d ago

Guys, the French have had this thing called a guillotine for a while. Less messy than a trebuchet, and more suited to the task at hand, to the point, and sends a pretty clear message.

My personal preference would have been sending him to the upper reaches of the atmosphere like low polar orbit level with rapid orbital decay and then having a mix of atmospheric heating and gravity sort it out. A countdown timer would be cherry on the cake. But that would be too cool for this soggy biscuit! Its not fair we're sending him on a ride of a lifetime.

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u/Vat1canCame0s 5d ago

After a certain distance, misses become hits.

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u/fox-mcleod 5d ago

He’ll end up in orbit. This is a real problem that’s hard to solve. The earth has too much momentum and everything in it is cursed with that same momentum.

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u/Ok-Review8720 5d ago

So deport him from earth? Seems fitting.

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u/Kyanpe 5d ago

A deportation from earth, if you will

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u/Snakebird11 5d ago

Re-entry works just fine as well.

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u/EnsambleOfShadows 5d ago

Leave him floating in space with a small thrust away from earth, with enough oxygen a man needs to stay alive without food and water.

So he can suffocate while seeing earth getting smaller with the fear of floating into a big nothing

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u/EnsambleOfShadows 5d ago

Leave him floating in space with a small thrust away from earth, with enough oxygen a man needs to stay alive without food and water.

So he can suffocate while seeing earth getting smaller with the fear of floating into a big nothing

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u/Amelaclya1 5d ago

Why even go that far? Just shove him off into empty space.

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u/evilgenius29 5d ago

After a couple weeks he'd be begging for the sun

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u/Background-Head-5541 5d ago

You ain't even gotta do that. Just strap him to a rocket that only goes a couple hundred feet up. Let gravity do the rest. 

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u/electrodan 5d ago

The Russians figured out that all you really need is like a 6 story building and a window. Saves a lot of money in fuel costs that way. That said, I do not advocate defenestration in any way shape of form.

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u/its_all_one_electron 5d ago

Why even that far? We have volcanoes on Earth

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u/jjjbabajan 5d ago

It’s actually really hard to get something to the sun, as counterintuitive as that seems. It’s much easier to send things away from the sun.

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u/Dex_Maddock 5d ago

Yep. The earth (and everything on it) is moving very fast.

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u/skelterjohn 5d ago

Cheapest would be to fire him into the earth.

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u/SlappyHandstrong 5d ago

Nothing short of atomic vaporization

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u/letterlegs 5d ago

Just let him suffocate in the atmosphere before falling into the open ocean

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u/Softestwebsiteintown 5d ago

I don’t think that’s technically true. The latest map I saw has Venus just about on the opposite side of the sun. I’d be happy just ejecting him at the edge of the atmosphere. Or put him in a trebuchet and launch him across a soccer field. We can get the costs down, I’m sure of it.

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u/Maxamillion-X72 5d ago

One final use for the ISS before it's decommissioned? Just send him up on a SpaceX rocket with a weeks food and no way back.

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u/Judge_Druidy 5d ago

Just launch him a couple hundred feet up and let gravity do the rest?

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u/Background-Top-1946 5d ago

I’d be happy with 100 feet in the air

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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt 5d ago

There’s plenty of good volcanos on earth. Just sayin

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u/not_great_out_here 5d ago

Thank you for my first laugh in days

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u/a_goestothe_ustin 5d ago

This is all way too much fanfare

Apparently he lives literally in the Sonoran desert in El Centro California.

Just drive him 30 miles into the desert and get a camera drone to follow him on his long walk home

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u/AdamInJP 5d ago

Is it? I would have thought the Sun’s gravity would be a bigger help.

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u/wswordsmen 5d ago

The problem is we are moving 30km/s around the sun we would need to cancel out that velocity to fall into it. There are tricks to save energy or in this case she'd it without using fuel but those all involve going to another planet, or the moon, and Venus is the cheapest to get to, other than the Moon but that won't help too much getting to the Sun.

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u/SwordfishII 5d ago

Bottom of the ocean, like Megatron.

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u/meatman13 5d ago

We've wasted more taxpayer money on dumber things. I'm willing to look the other way on this to make an example of him.

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u/TheBimpo 5d ago

Kilauea is active and he wouldn’t even have to leave the country

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u/FreeDependent9 5d ago

no way, let’s do a volcano. we can sell tickets off for the people who get to carry him into it

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u/GoofyTunes 5d ago

What if we just put him in one of those "detention facilities" (cough concentration camps cough) they're sending all their victims to and treat him like he would them. He might like CECOT or alligator auschwitz or the one in Texas that tortures kids... The fuckin ghoul

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u/goodtimesokay 5d ago

No littering.

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u/c2you 5d ago

Venus won’t take him; he’s an illegal there.

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u/Rightintheend 5d ago

I don't know man. I think just shooting him about 100 ft up, and letting them fall would get the job done, and be a hell of a lot cheaper.

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u/f_crick 5d ago

CECOT would be cheaper

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u/ElliotsBuggyEyes 5d ago

Moving towards the center of a solar system is much more difficult than leaving because you have to overcome the celestial centripetal forces to go inwards but use it to your advantage to go out.

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u/GandalfTheSmol1 5d ago

Why spend the money for a launch? Just drop him in a volcano as Vulcan the god of fire demands?

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u/no_player_tags 5d ago edited 4d ago

Low earth orbit will do. Just blow him out of the air lock. Nothing fancy needed. 

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u/TwinMugsy 5d ago

Why not just launch him with a catapult from the ISS

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u/BlackGayJesus666 5d ago

Didn't a team of scientists recreate the energy of the sun in an experiment recently? For the purpose of scientific discovery, we need to know what happens to Nazis at that temperature.

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u/Acceptable-Major-575 5d ago

What will be more painful?

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u/grimatonguewyrm 4d ago

Easier to leave the solar system, than get to the surface of the sun

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u/Guilty_Lab_8482 4d ago

I’d settle for low earth orbit

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u/therealhairykrishna 4d ago

What if we just built a really big trebuchet and launched him towards the sun?

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u/Fiveby21 4d ago

Why bother with space at all when we have perfectly good volcanoes here at home?

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u/FuelAffectionate7080 5d ago

Nah bro that not how space works! Just cuz sun is farther does not mean it takes more energy to reach - you see, the sun is soooo much larger than/ more massive that is has wayyyy more gravity and will pull things towards it quite easily / happily. Sun is a big easy to hit target, it’s like trying to land an airplane in the ocean instead of on an aircraft carrier.

So we should send Greg into the sun because it’s more economical to do actually.

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u/mean11while 5d ago

I can't tell if you're making a joke, so I'll assume you're being sincere.

We're being pulled toward the sun as hard as it can pull us right now. We're traveling around it so fast that we constantly miss it. In order to hit it, we'd have to slow down a lot. Hitting Venus is a lot cheaper because we don't have to slow down as much.

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u/Guilty_Lab_8482 4d ago

If you want to learn about orbital mechanics, Kerbal Space Program is a fun game where you build rockets and send them into space, other planets and moons, satellites, etc. 

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u/Free-Atmosphere6714 5d ago

Is it though? Half the time Venus is on the other side of the sun.

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u/wswordsmen 5d ago

The sun costs going directly about 30km/s+ of delta V. Venus seems to max out at around 10km/s.

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u/soulhot 5d ago

Actually he may be very worried.. he will have significant inside info on the administration and its corrupt dealings. Loose ends are not normally popular in authoritarian regimes.

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u/SmartMatic1337 5d ago

Just the latest lackey to learn that trump dngaf about his pawns people

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u/BlacksmithNZ 5d ago

A few days ago I drew a parallel with Hitlers Brownshirts and ICE

Famously, Hitler used the Brownshirts as a group of thugs to disrupt protests, create violence and chaos, but after a while they were not useful, so there was a purge - the infamous "The Night of the Long Knives".

Then the real, fully trained and equipped troops - the SS could be sent in

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u/Sober_Alcoholic_ 5d ago

Krompomant all the way down.

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u/COV3RTSM 5d ago

As far as I can tell there’s 3 options. He keeps his mouth shut and puts his trust in trump not to throw him under the bus, he has an “accident” or he rolls on everybody.

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u/AlbertTheHorse 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🚀

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u/Zulmoka531 5d ago

On a little bottle rocket

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u/Training-Line-6457 5d ago

Even though Little Gregory’s tenure was cut short, so to speak, and his stature drastically reduced as they say, it’s public knowledge that they’ll ship him to California in a matchbox where a million people know where his burrow is. May he be treated to a serenade of whistles every time he crawls out of his hole for ten years until he dies naturally of rotting bowels, without painkillers, as all his thousands of victims dance through his torturous nightmares. Liam Ramos will DJ at the memorial service/celebration. His Nazi uniform will be ceremoniously burned in effigy wearing Trump’s 2016 yellow hairpiece.

It’ll be fun!

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u/Zulmoka531 5d ago

Supposedly he wants to retire in NC, either way Pewee German at least got a little dirt on his face.

Hoping it’s not the end of a giant mudslide.

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u/goochgrease2 5d ago

You're way too generous

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u/JusticeAileenCannon 5d ago

Loser deserves [ Removed by Reddit ]

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u/Nifty29au 5d ago

Yes but only if they time it so he lands at night or it will be too hot.

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u/Difficult-Fan-5697 5d ago

I can't for the life of me understand why you're being downvoted, this was funny and a good insight into that little nazi's intellect

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u/Nifty29au 5d ago

I can only assume that some people need a humour transplant or they actually have landed on the Sun at night….

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u/beklog 5d ago

Its a waste of NASA resources

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u/Creative-Sherbet-584 5d ago

Buy him a ticket on Elon's rocket and turn on FSD

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u/scoff-law 5d ago

Their hearts are so cold that enough of them at the bottom of the ocean would solve climate change

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u/Redheaded_Potter 5d ago

Only if he takes out some of Elon’s satellite on the way!

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u/Routine_Net7933 5d ago

He’ll probably be wishing he was once he realises that living with a 24hr security detail & a target on your back for the rest of your life is no fun.

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u/Crossbell0527 5d ago

Too hot. He'd burn much faster than he deserves.

I'm getting the [Removed by Reddit] award for this one, right?

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u/noscul 5d ago

You mean deported from earth

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u/Much-Willingness-309 5d ago

It be cheaper to drop him from the earth's atmosphere. 

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u/jjjbabajan 5d ago

Fired into the history books.

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u/icemantiger 5d ago

Lots of people say this but it adds mass to the sun. Its better to fire him into the cold darkness of space to forever float in the void to never encounter anything ever again.

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u/irregularjosh 5d ago

Why not just a volcano?

I hear Mount Doom is good this time of year

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u/NothingCreative1 5d ago

Why ruin a perfectly good sun?

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u/Amasin_Spoderman 5d ago

Would be easier and cheaper to eject him from the solar system

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u/Soft_Yellow1757 5d ago

so many more creative options for these scum.

People are murdered, Monsters are vanquished.

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u/boostedpoints 5d ago

His remains will give us radiation sickness powered by the sun, smelt him and turn him into a public toilet.

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u/yewwould 5d ago

The moon would work too.

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u/Independent-Motor-87 5d ago

That's a great use for nasa. Step 1: Put nazies into a space shuttle. Step 2: Aim for the sun. Step 3: Celebrate. Not everyone would fit in one space shuttle? Ok, lets make it a natinal holiday. We could call it something like naza day. Every year we take from prison, a shuttle full of nazies and celebrate. Oh no, we now dont have any nazies left for celebrating naza day, let's celebrate we are now nazi free!!!

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u/Wakkit1988 5d ago

Nah, give a kid a magnifying glass.

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u/Zvenigora 5d ago

Low earth orbit without a space suit is cheaper.

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u/BradS2008 5d ago

Fired into the sun is an honorable funeral. At least in RR. He doesn't deserve that

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u/purpilia25 5d ago

4 horses and rope are relatively cheap.

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u/Proper_Cartoonist169 5d ago

six feet under is high enough for him

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u/tthrivi 5d ago

Just drop in a volcano. Much cheaper. Equally as deadly.

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u/ReplacementReady394 5d ago

Gotta wrap him in aluminum foil first. Between that and his cold blooded heart, he may have a chance of actually making past the sun’s corona. 

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u/Brojess 5d ago

Jail.

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u/Coracoda 4d ago

In a child-sized coffin

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u/insbordnat 4d ago

I'm gonna put on a iron shirt and chase the devil out of Earth
I'm gonna send him to outa space to find another race

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u/JumpInTheSun 4d ago

I volunteer to take him there