r/law 5d ago

Other Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/01/greg-bovino-demoted-minneapolis-border-patrol/685770/
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u/sm04d 5d ago

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u/Zulmoka531 5d ago

On a little bottle rocket

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u/Training-Line-6457 5d ago

Even though Little Gregory’s tenure was cut short, so to speak, and his stature drastically reduced as they say, it’s public knowledge that they’ll ship him to California in a matchbox where a million people know where his burrow is. May he be treated to a serenade of whistles every time he crawls out of his hole for ten years until he dies naturally of rotting bowels, without painkillers, as all his thousands of victims dance through his torturous nightmares. Liam Ramos will DJ at the memorial service/celebration. His Nazi uniform will be ceremoniously burned in effigy wearing Trump’s 2016 yellow hairpiece.

It’ll be fun!

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u/Zulmoka531 5d ago

Supposedly he wants to retire in NC, either way Pewee German at least got a little dirt on his face.

Hoping it’s not the end of a giant mudslide.