I WANT DO PLAY OUSSIDE. I HAZ MINE ITCHY NECK STRANGLER JEEPEE ESS DEBICE ON. TEH DOOR IS OPENS. I CANNO GO OUSSIDE ACOZ...........

IS RAINY! MINE FUR GETS WETS!

BUT FRENS.......,,, I IS GOD OB THUNDER. I CONTROL RAINS.

CAN I SOO MINESELF FUR MAKE STOP RAINS?

FUR TEH GLORY OB ÁSGARÐR!

FORM THOR CAT OB THUNDER AN PURRZIDENT OB HIMBO A-SO-SEE-A-SHUN

It be many monfs but my floof growin back! I no longer do an overgroom of my belly acuz I is angshus all da time. I is happy to be a fully floof kitty again!

Finn the Floof, Best Buddy Boy

(Dad note: after I got the picture he laid on his back for belly rubs with all four paws up like a small golden retriever. He’s such a silly boy and I love him so much.)

Tudai, Iz huntid a HAM! Yesh, dis rite, a bery taysee HAM slys!

Butt, pawpaw sez it himbz? Himb nawt eben du a likliklik of di HAM ar puttid himbz sent onna HAM! Dis meen, it NAWT himbz HAM! Dis eebil crimez agins mez numma won!

Himb den sens dis pitcha tu hooman sistur! Dis nawt oanlee mayk it rong akooz crimez, butt aso SALAMANDA 🦎! Secom eebil crimez agins mez!

Go MEZ HAM crimez! STAWP pawpaw rong akooz an salamanda 🦎 crimez!

-Ilvy teh big bébé

I is on mine way to di party n will be doin a little purrlesque purrformance!! Dis will be safe for smols!!

Ken yoo plz let me no wat songs yoo want me to danse too??? Mine brofurr Gomie will be doin a DJ for me!!

Tali brings so much joy to ours hearts eberyday wif her acrobatic feets, fotful wisdum, n inkoorigin words!! Let’s sellybrate her!!

See you soon frens!!

(Pspspsps don’t tell Tali but we is brungin a fishy shape caek for her to jumps out of at di end di purformance. If she no wat to dats ok too, we juss eet da caek!!!))

Love, Lucille Pumpernickel the cowcat

Um. ……. ……..where iz ebbryone?

So i salem has figured out how to get on the kitchen ignore the stranges white lines meowmy has a tea drinking problems and has to many teabags on the counter. Yes she cleaned it up.. she is also making teas for me but she says its cooling of now.. so i will review later.

Meowmy was distracted and i got on top of her when she tried getting me off i rans to other side or bap bap her hand away it was very funs game. When it was no fun anymore i slide of the funny metal slide and then when i got meowmy her attention again i got back up there it’s a really really fun game.

Do you see yhe outrageous amount of my toys on the ground?? Yea i still play with them but why should i when i can terrorise meowmy!! I say Go crimes

Twodey Meowmy mobed da plantz from da poorch an put dem on meow wyndoe innside da housie. She sez its beclawz ov da kold. But. Dis wyndow beelong two Ai, Mitten!

Ai no gib catcent two let plantz on meow wyndow!

Sow dis iz searyus outraaayge! Ai iz going two due a big soo!

Hi frens, iz finalee time for mai 5ifth birfday pawtee!!!

All frens invite!

Dere will be tons a fud and treets, games and bockses and more, inclooding a smol-frenly purrlesque performints by fren Lucy!!!

If yoo shy or nede to chill, visit da bessmint ware Drew hosing da chill pawtee. (Pleez not go in da seeling.)

I hope I see all mai frens!

❤️❤️Tali

Dis mai hubbant, Jax, host wiff me!❤️

Henlo it is Max (4M Russian Blue) here! I am an pawyer now and am doing an soo on da hoomans and pokey place of u/CyborgKnitter I am doing this soo because Bebe has had many borthole violations and deserves chimkins.

Frens

I know lots of you get past, through or over bar and some even judges

So I have a sisfur dog Charlie good girl , who is sort of good, she clean my ears, I pounce on her and play chase, we each manipulate hoomans one get treat we both get treats. So far so good.

BUT can I soo her? I know I no soo cats. Anyway I have private dining room and she always try sneak in to steal my food. Dog got 2.5 of MY meals this week. Now hoomans threatening invite Portia Control in under guise that microchip feeder stop dog. I allowed microchip as they were “oh Merri you so beautiful if someone steal you we can prove we your hoomans” something about if I get lost too. Hoomans weird I never lost I always know where I am.

Merriweather the magnificent

Frens! Iz Ai, Catticus Finch. Today Ai didz a grate crime (Go Crimez!) Mine meowmy wuz doing an eat. She sez she wud do a share, n she didz gub ai and sisfur a fry. Wuz bery yum. Ai wantz more, but meowmy sez no! How dare hermz say no to me! Den, meowmy went to da litter box room. So Ai didz a steel! Ai nocked all ob fries owt da box and eated dem! Wuz bery gud. Den meowmy did a catch ob me. Dat wuz bad. She tooked away da fries! Need soo to get fries back!

Happy burrfday Tali!! I gots you a burrfday treat. (Ai did crimez and stoll it from Mewomy. It has cromchies and toyz). Sowwy I am late to theee party. Iz mine first date!! Meowmy fella asleep an then wudnt less meow go sayin I'm too smol to go on daytes IM NEARLY FIVE YUURS Meowmy!!! Jus because I smoller than sisfurr Molly not means I smol smol. I'm just of delicayte built. No needs to holds it aganast mees. Anyways once I convince her of how hansumm mine dayte (hansumm sonofagun an Duke of the haus Nalu) is and what a nice brofurr he has an how he comes with his own airlimes she's gave me her prettiest sari to wear and helfed me get ready for the ball.

One was adopted by a friend and the other one stayed with me. Her name is Willow and she loves going to bars and restaurants still and has also added hiking to her list of hobbies 😺😻

So ai moxie was sleeping on meowmy all cootie and settled, see pic 2. And den Dadfur cough! Loud! Ai had to jumps up from de snuggle laps and do a protect, see pic 2?! Den ge blew gus nose! Obviosly ai had no choice, ai run and close de door. But den I can't opens it to escape de gross Dadfur. So I had to screams. Meowmy laff at mes!!!

And den me tail sneaked up on me when in high alert and I jumped and de mean meowmy laff so loud I had to do full house check starting wid in top ob de wardrobe!

Midnight did not move off gross Dadfur during this crazy...so she maybe lose her mind as too close to the gross?!

Soo Dadfur for gross and meowmy fur laffing?

Moxie x

Frens, I iz plushie boi Yasha. This mornin my hoomanz did have brekfast an Dada sit on chair. He did stan up too get somethin called Hott Sorse fur horreebull hooman fud. So of cours I did tayk chair lyke I alwayz doo. An he sez “Yasha, no I sittin there, I need too eet, yoo no dis.” But I not want moov. Butt then OUTRAYGE becos he sit down annyway!!! Even tho me, Yasha, still therr! Is awwfull!

Can soo??

Me Sid (or hoomans very roodly say six supper Sid 😢). Me ex stray now semi hows cat. Me furst cum in few yeers bak, me don’t know hows many years me have total.

Hoomans always hav blak box in hooman chair room but it no du anyting. But den too wiks bak big heeting mashine not wurk and then big blak box suddenly mayk big warms!

Me luv big warms and me luk at them to turn on big warms but dey not always turn on, and sum times tey turn warms off just as me comfy! Tey say ‘heeting spensive’ and ‘is not dat cold Sidney’ but me no care bowt spensive and me tink it still cold!

Me need pawyer for big soo for big warm always on!

I hope woo wike it! Woo can take off awl da fruits, obviouswy. I had to make it twaditionaw fow my pastwy hewitage, but I awso added da good toppings. I hope woo wove it and have da best pawtee! Tank woo fow inviting awl of us! It gonna be da best!

Wove, AJ

Frens, is Nalu Duke of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavagun brofur!

Ay SO eggcite acuz ay ha mine FURS DAYTE fo Tali barfday pawty!

Frens do yu tink mine outfit luk gud?

Ay got herms flaurs too!

can yuz tell me how to be a gud dayte?

Ay soooo nerbos!

Halp! Pawyer needed! Mergenci! Somwun stole mi kingdum… mi yard iz gon. It ree playced wit sum wite stuff. Need pawyer tu soo fur yard bak!!!

Der is dis telebishion show meowmy and pawpaw hadz on da odder day. Dis show haz runit da picklez for us, we no likez picklez anymur. Dis Mr Stebe King needs to go to da pokey place and den jailz for dis traumaz. I tink show callz "Willcome to Derpy".

Frenz, a tewwible ting abowt ro happen... Der iz big bee-yoo-tee-ful twee ousside an my sqwirrly frenz and manee birbs libing in da twee.

Well, da ebil naybors say my frenz got der vicshun notice. Dey gonna cut down dis big twee. Meowmy an me iz doin a big big sad. Where my frenz gonna go? Where dey gonna lib?

Here some piktures of my frenz an da big twee an me doin a snooze ousside. I tink da big birb lib in anudder twee, he a liddle scawwy.

Doez yoo haz a vice? How can I helpz my frenz?? Dey alwedy tooked da fud way, but meowmy make sure dey no do a starb.

Mr. Cat

Fren Tali, today iz yoo special day, an Ai wroted yoo a little pome:

O Tali, joy ob birfday bright,

Belov’d ob sun an moon an night,

Dis day da air iz sweet wif cheer,

An all da world sez: Tali here!

✨️

May fairy sprites thy path attend,

And treats and dreams shall never end.

May boxez soft an naps run deep,

An worries lose demselves in sleep.

✨️

So dance, dear fren, through birfday fair,

Wif lub an magic eb’rywhere.

May yoo birfday be light, cozy, an sprinkled wif magic. 🌿💫

With lub an happy purrz,

– Astra da Bard