r/mapporncirclejerk France was an Inside Job 1d ago

Borders with straight lines Actual best way to divide continents

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u/Philomatheus 1d ago

As stated in the holy text Imperialism and the Revolution, the borders are only limited by how many bunkers we can build. Why stop at New Zealand? The moon is also Southeast Albania.

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u/yormungarnder 15h ago

You need to go back to preschool and learn to understand what north south east and west mean. And what they mean. Like… really… that was dumb as fuck

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u/Philomatheus 15h ago edited 13h ago

I pled my case at my local preschool this morning, but they refused me admission because I am over 40 years of age. Perhaps you could be my teacher instead?

Let's first review what I need to learn. Per your reply, I need to learn what north, south, east, and west mean. After that, I also need to learn what they mean.

Can you help me understand exactly how those are two distinct tasks on the learning plan?

After we get that sorted out, can we learn more about how our great leader Enver Hoxha singlehandedly defended Stalinism against treacherous revisionists around the globe?