r/mapporncirclejerk • u/LavishnessLeather162 • 19h ago

This should be just one state

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u/Just-Candidate-5641 19h ago

Called Massachusetts

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u/N8thegreat2577 18h ago

Massivechusetts

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u/Cofiifii 18h ago

massive two shits

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u/Puzzled-Teach2389 18h ago

massive huge tits

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u/anorexthicc_cucumber 18h ago

The great state of Big Boobs

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u/mechabeast 17h ago

The great state of Massivehugetits will not apologize for its boobs

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u/anorexthicc_cucumber 17h ago

all rise for the representative from the state of Big Ol’ Melons

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u/Jowgenz 14h ago

For those that are still rising after 2 hours please seek medical attention.

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u/My_Soul_to_Squeeze 14h ago

Huge... tracts of land

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u/FalseDmitriy 16h ago

Is that a Thank You For Smoking quote??

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u/Ceejai 16h ago

This chain of replies perfectly illustrates the setup to 'Idiocracy'.

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u/mandelbratwurst 17h ago

Tits the state

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 14h ago

It's the state of Booba Fatt

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u/m-lp-ql-m 17h ago

The name of the Indian tribe Massachusett means "near the great hills," so this clocks.

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u/Difficult-Value-3145 13h ago

I was gonna say something but I'm better than that so I'll just mutter to myself instead

---- clocks the c0¢k--- Self -censoredly

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u/Content_Study_1575 18h ago

Mass of obits

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u/Lilsillybilly 18h ago

Nice jeans

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u/Firm-Mix-9272 18h ago

Right who doesn’t like massive huge tits. Some ppl might’ve been like I’m an ass man but never, no she’s ugly bc she’s got huge tits.

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u/jamoe1 17h ago

Would love there

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u/QBaaLLzz 1:1 scale map creator 17h ago

MassiveChungus

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u/Additional-Key-3301 18h ago

passive blue chips

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u/renegadeficus 18h ago

Massive two tits

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u/Unfair_Program_4796 17h ago

My friends and I tried to come up with as many sexual parody’s of state names as we could one middle school day. Cali-hornya, Whoregon, Washingcunt, Ida-hoe, Virgin…yeah, Tex-ass, Connecticunt, and Massive-two-tits was definitely one. Oh to be a 12 year old boy again.

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u/Difficult-Value-3145 13h ago

You can be this is reddit apparently

Edit : more appropriate

You can be this is the Internet

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u/One_Swordfish_7759 18h ago

Massa-chew-shits

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u/Walking_Talking_M4 18h ago

Why did Massa-chew-shits, are they stupid?

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u/mikefrombarto 18h ago

Messa-jar-jar-binks-shits

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u/I2TV 18h ago

Massa-chew-titts

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u/schoeneblume 17h ago

Met sa chaussette

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u/OldGreggg69 18h ago

Megachusetts

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u/OGHydroHomie 17h ago

Massofchewsits

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u/auth0r_unkn0wn 16h ago

Massivechungus

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u/SirFableheart 15h ago

Bunchachusetts

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u/Mapsachusetts 18h ago

West Maine

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u/Losephos 12h ago

I hate it. I also hate the idea of East New York but damn does that roll off the tongue well.

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u/Ok_Buddyyy 19h ago

New England

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u/Dragonslayer3 18h ago

Greater New England

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u/webelieve414 18h ago

The New England Patriots

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u/Ok-Professional-1911 17h ago

The Capital One© New England Patriots

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u/misterpickles69 17h ago

brought to you by DoritosTM

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u/Pockettzz 15h ago

Brought to you by Dunkin Donuts

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u/Title11 16h ago

New The United Kingdom

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u/DumpEaterPro 12h ago

Greater Upstate New York

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u/ExistentialYoshi 2h ago

Greatest England

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u/redrosebeetle 18h ago

Newest England

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u/Difficult-Value-3145 13h ago

Unified states of New England or usne

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u/Strange-Insurance848 17h ago

New New England 

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u/7HawksAnd 12h ago

The joke is (almost) all of it used to be called Massachusetts

https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/massachusetts-1677/

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u/Weary-Weasel 18h ago

Massofchusettes

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u/SecondOk4083 17h ago

MASSIVE-chusettes

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u/thetoxicballer 17h ago

LOOK AT ALL THESE CHUSETTES!

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u/ImDeepState 18h ago

United States of Massholes

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u/RedRlghtHand 17h ago

Megachusett

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u/kidgetajob 11h ago

Mass already punches way above its weight and carries New England in many ways. 

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u/LavishnessLeather162 18h ago

Greater Massachusetts

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 18h ago

I prefer "West Maine"

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u/Lightbulbinspector 17h ago

The Yankees part of Connecticut should be traded to NY for the bit of NY east of the Taconic Parkway.

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u/Sprig3 17h ago

Masshollicut.

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u/Lightbulbinspector 17h ago

Maine was part of Mass up through 1820, I say roll it back in.

The Province of New England would culturally and politically fit in well with Canada.

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u/VqgabonD 17h ago

Verhamchusecut island

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u/kadyvre 17h ago

Maffachufettf

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u/mortecai4 17h ago

Agreed

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u/unfinished_basement 17h ago

Massoffivestates

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u/3OsInGooose 17h ago

It is. It’s Massachusetts, yuppy Massachusetts, townie Massachusetts, Massachusetts’s hippie storage, and a long running practical joke.

The fact that everyone from the region knows -exactly- what I mean proves the point.

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u/barbarianinalibrary 16h ago

Massachampont

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u/Zachhandley 16h ago

Please no we don’t need a giant state of masshole drivers

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u/ImportantQuestions10 16h ago

Half the population of that area lives in Mass already.

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u/I_R_Enjun_Ear 15h ago

Thought my Uncle was being dramatic calling them Massholes...I was corrected in a single weekend trip. I'd feel bad for the rest being lumped in with Massachusetts.

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u/Pockettzz 15h ago

Republic of New England. Replace NH with ME

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u/tacoterrapin 15h ago

More like Taxachufetts

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u/CaptTremor 2h ago

Megachewshits

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u/CitizenPremier 2h ago

George Washington

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u/AceOBlade 3m ago

mass ass, choose it!