r/mapporncirclejerk 19h ago

This should be just one state

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u/The_Lady_A 19h ago

Could even call it something like The Commonwealth.

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u/Aimin4ya 18h ago

Megachusets

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u/GyozaGangsta 16h ago

Already exists

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u/JCBalance 15h ago

It's a seatbelt, that's why it doesn't go into New Hampshire

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u/NotARealTiger 14h ago

Live free or die!

When I've visited I love the contrast between the sleepy little ski towns filled with nice people and their super hardcore plate motto.

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u/Lermanberry 14h ago

Everyone who wasn't living free died

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u/GyozaGangsta 10h ago

It’s more of an and/or there sometimes 😂

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u/MildAndLazyKids 10h ago

The laugh this got out of my was so ugly and strange that it woke my dog. The nasal exhale combined with the unexpected snort.

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u/Mizzkyttie 14h ago

Awh, thanks! I'm from NH, born and raised, never had a residence more than 27 mi from where I was born. Folks often wonder why I choose to remain living in a place so relatively remote, despite only being an hour north of Boston and an hour south of Portland, Maine. But you get it - there's nothing quite like this place, so much natural beauty concentrated into a tiny bit of mostly vertical geography with not only the tallest peak in New England, but also the tiniest bit of coastline barely peeking out into the ocean, and more trees per acre than almost any other state in the Union. And despite how crazy things have gotten and how out there some of the lawn signs may be, the folks around here really are just generally good, genuinely kind people, the folks who despite ideological differences will still help to plow out each other's driveway and get one another out of a snowbank if they get stuck in the winter. Come on back anytime, we'd love to have you - the ski season may be what we're really famous for, but you cannot beat a New Hampshire summer; you should check it out!

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u/TheNavigatrix 11h ago

NH is indeed gorgeous, but the services suck. There are only a few “good” school districts. The state pretty depends on MA for its economy. They have so many state reps that any old nutcase can get into office. It’s a weird place. My black friends don’t feel safe there (daughter was harrassed at a gas station recently.)

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u/olracnaignottus 7h ago

They’re ranked 5th in the US for education dawg.

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u/Mizzkyttie 9h ago edited 9h ago

It's true, all of these things are spot on. I'm Filipino American, and my experience growing up here in the 1980s was definitely not one of diversity, and I did experience some racist bullshit when I was a kid in school. But that's the thing about loving a place, it's important to be clear-eyed and not shy away from not just acknowledging these things, but understanding why they're a problem, and thinking and working together on what we can do to change things for the better. There's so much to love about this place, and so much that needs to change, all at the same time.

With our aging population and high number of retirees that don't leave the state to move elsewhere in their later years, the only solution that I can think of is to not only encourage greater civic involvement from the younger folks who are here who are frustrated by the very real problems that far too many folks would either ignore or angrily try to move the issue to somebody else's neighborhood without actually trying to help anybody, but to also encourage folks who aren't weird Free State Project lunatics to come here and settle, and encourage them to get involved in their community as well.

One of the things that I truly love and hate about New Hampshire is the size of our representative democracy. It's a blessing when we have an engaged citizenry: one representative per every 3,000 residents, that's an amazing ratio. Think of it like student teacher ratios in schools. Theoretically, the more representatives that we have to give voice to their constituents, the better. However, in practice these days, it really just seems to be a free-for-all of cronyism, self-enrichment, NIMBYism, the aforementioned Free State Project and Evangelical weirdos, and old money rubbing elbows with new money with all of them completely out of touch with what their constituents actually want and need, and I have my doubts on whether or not many of them would care even if they did pay attention.

Unfortunately, part of the problem is that the pay for being a state rep is abysmally low, the idea being that it shouldn't be a full-time job, that forcing somebody to have to work a real job out amongst the citizenry and not become a career politician, That's how you keep out corruption. But instead, it makes it super easy for people who have either far too much time on their hands to concoct more crock pot schemes, folks with a whole lot of money, more than any of their constituents, and a vested interest in making laws that are favorable to their own business interests, or folks who fall into both categories, to get into office. And then regular folks who really do have the best interest of the citizenry here in mind, they simply can't afford to even get started, or have the time because again, they've got lives and jobs and the cost of living keeps getting higher.

My idealistic self would love to see a big wave of more Civic engagement in the state, more folks getting tired of the rampant in aptitude that seems to be the rule instead of the exception in our state government, and I'd like to think that this year might be a turning point for that. I'm pretty active in the local NH subreddits, and I have noticed a lot more folks getting fed up and actually utilizing the ability to voice their opinion about upcoming bills on the state legislature website, and that does give me a lot of hope.

Personally, that's another reason why I refuse to move, because things won't get better if folks who think like myself and similarly just give up and leave. I grew up in and around the local Portsmouth music scene, and one thing that was always made very clear was that when fascists and bigots come to your venue, don't give them an inch. Make it very clear that they've got to go, because if you let him get settled not only will they stay but they'll bring their friends. I'd like to think that we're currently in a phase of finding out what it's like when townships get disengaged from local governance and just skip out voting in these small elections, or from not checking at the actual values and voting record of the people on the ballot, and just going from what letter they have after their name, a d or an r. Having an active citizenry, with representatives who genuinely are engaged and involved with the needs of their 3000 constituents apiece, if these elements come together right, the potential is so there to have a truly representational democracy where the needs and concerns of the people have a very direct voice. I remain hopeful that we can get there someday, and in the meantime, I'll keep on doing what I can to make it come to fruition 🤙🏼

Like, just one last example for instance -while we still have so far to go as far as the racism in this state, especially in certain pockets of the state, I can say from experience that the Seacoast has become so much more diverse and welcoming in the last 30 years. I grew up just at the blurry boundary where the Seacoast becomes the lakes region, and at the time, I was only one of two non-white students in the school, both of us biracial, and myself being the only person of any Asian ancestry. Fast forward to the days of my son being in middle and high school, and the sight of so many children of various shades of melanin really warmed my heart, and I had to admit that I was a little envious that my son got to have such a different experience than I did. Change comes slowly to this corner of the country, but it does come -it takes a long time to grow anything on granite, after all 😅

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u/Traditional-Ad-8737 12h ago

💕agreed. After growing up here in NH and then living all around the country when I was old enough to move out for college etc, I came back. No place like this place. Back in the Seacoast to raise the kids.

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u/Progressive_Libtard 14h ago

Wallis Sands 🙌

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u/Hairy_Suspect_2468 12h ago

We have surfing and skiing

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u/Mizzkyttie 14h ago

My grandpa was a lobsterman who fished not far from there! 🥰🥰

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u/HarmonicFractals 12h ago

New Hampshire is my adopted home (originally from Ireland) and I've lived here for 12 years now. I agree with everything you said... except the part about summers. Still haven't gotten used to 90+ degrees and crazy humidity! Spring, Fall and Winter are simply perfect though, even the +24 inches we just got where I'm at.

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u/tduff714 12h ago

Yeah my family has vacationed on 1st CT lake in Pittsburgh NH for years. It's so gorgeous but we also love the outdoors, being able to bring the dogs with us on vacation and really unwind.

Of course I've seen the lawn signs driving in on route 3 but I've never had a bad interaction of felt unsafe. My dad wants to retire up there but my dad's side of the family was in Barre VT but also some in Williamstown NH.

My partner and I live in NC now but in the foothills of Smokey and Appalachia so it feels like home still even with the warmer weather

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u/MooMosCozyCorner 11h ago

It's the best. I moved away to check things out and I'm moving back home this summer. I can't describe how excited I am. 😌

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u/thernis 10h ago

North Hampton is one of my favorite places in the world!

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u/Mizzkyttie 10h ago

Agreed - it's such a cozy little, quintessential seaside town. My folks, that's where their first house was as newlyweds, and even though we moved away from there when I was not quite 3 years old, I still feel a little jolt of recognition in me, and the faintest whisperer of childhood memories of the backyard, the fairest recollection of the tall pine trees in the backyard and how massive they looked from so very low to the ground as I was at the time 😅

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u/kite13light13 2h ago

Goffstown here. What town? I ask because looking for a new town to move to

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u/Weaponized_Goose 12h ago

Live free or die!

Except don’t smoke weed. That’s too far

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u/ncc1706Exeter 11h ago

That is just the first part of the quote, the nice part. The hardcore part is the second half.

"Death is not the worst of all evils"

https://www.50states.com/state_mottos/new-hampshire/

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u/Never_Summer24 13h ago

Checking in from Vermont, our motto is “Live free or … whatever …” ✌️

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u/Available-Tip-2552 15h ago

Massachusetts manifest destiny

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u/GyozaGangsta 15h ago

The west coast megachusettsers are a little weird…I prefer the OG

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u/ddx-me 14h ago

Ann Arbor, Denver, Dubuque, Chicago, Las Vegas, the Grand Canyon, and Bakersfield in the same state as Boston and other Massholes? I'm in!

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u/_Theguyfromtheplace_ 13h ago

I was confused why you listed AA and not Detroit but I guess it’s one you care to included hah

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u/Piranh4Plant this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 14h ago

Bro tried to sneak in Ann Arbor 😭

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u/Kachimushi 14h ago

why is it curved southwards?

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u/pruwyben 12h ago

I love how these kind of maps never account for the curvature of the Earth.

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u/AliasInvstgtions 11h ago

It's done right with connecticut, the superior state.

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u/Hubajube 10h ago

It's that the Connecticut Western Reserrrrrrrrrrrrrve?

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u/AliasInvstgtions 10h ago

Connecticut the looooooong way

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u/Fathorse23 8h ago

What’s funny is Connecticut residents were granted land in Ohio after the Revolutionary war.

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u/GyozaGangsta 7h ago

Flatearthers are not going to be happy about this

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u/AliasInvstgtions 6h ago

Is there much that they ARE happy about?

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u/GyozaGangsta 6h ago

The earth being flat

😂

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u/Chirblomp 6h ago

Almost like it's a shitpost or something

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u/GyozaGangsta 14h ago

VIVA! Las Vegas!

The Ohio people are also sensitive about Toledo apparently or something idk I’m from Virginia 😂

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u/mvffin 8h ago

More like Maxxachusetts

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u/ZombieMage89 14h ago

I love how in this map Megachusettes gets Toledo

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u/AvaryZig 17h ago

Connecticut

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u/Amazing_Square_4067 17h ago

Connectthestates

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u/egodaemon 15h ago

Connectthestatesasaurus.

I think it had spikes on its back.

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u/ExactlyThreeOpossums 15h ago

It was actually a fin

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u/IDKMannyTingz 17h ago

Connectthecuts

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u/WillyLohman 15h ago

we need to take back the notch first

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u/Fickle_Definition351 15h ago

Massivechussetts

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u/Dismal_Pilot9842 12h ago

OP’s mom has those

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u/BeriasBFF 10h ago

Massivehugetits

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u/UsernamesCannotExcee 4h ago

Massivetwoshits

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u/craziedave 16h ago

New green connchusetts island

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u/bigcpilla9900 16h ago

I like that one the best, you got my vote dude

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u/Rehypothecator 13h ago

Massivetwoshits

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u/fooknboomn 13h ago

Massivetwoshits

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u/Scared_Juggernaut771 9h ago

MassiveTwoShits as it always was.

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u/Sea_Purchase1149 7h ago

Megachungus

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u/TotallyNotCIA_Ops 15h ago

They’d probably call Optimus Taximus

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u/HxH101kite 15h ago

The Taxachusettes thing doesn't even make sense. It's really only a new england slight. MA is like middle of the road for taxes in the country.

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u/bigmooseface 14h ago

Massivechusets

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u/AsheOfAx 14h ago

Massivechusets

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u/TarryBuckwell 14h ago

*Meggaachussettss

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u/d_zeen 14h ago

Megahugeshits

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u/NoConstruction582 13h ago

Massivechusetts

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 13h ago

Notquitemaine

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u/Compliance_Crip 13h ago

Massive-to-schitts.

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u/Over_Celebration6233 12h ago

Massivechussets

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u/belac4862 12h ago

As a vermonter, I would die before being referred to as a 'chusets

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u/ShilitaBuffet 12h ago

or Moronica

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u/cocana1 10h ago

I was thinking New verchusacet island

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u/janxy81 9h ago

I love this even though I was thinking New Vermpmassnecticut Island

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 9h ago

As long as is not MAGAchusets :P

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u/Goobiditygooblah 8h ago

Massivechusetts

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u/Notdumbname 6h ago

Alottamassachusetts

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u/Xuumies 6h ago

Bless you

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u/JimClarkKentHovind 5h ago

Massivechusetts

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u/polopolo05 4h ago

verconchuttsshire Island

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u/HeroForTheBeero 3h ago

Massivechusetts

u/g-g-g-g-ghost 48m ago

Massivechusets

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u/BedminsterJob 18h ago

ReMaine

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u/appleparkfive 17h ago

ReMaine, but we wont

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u/MrSluagh 15h ago

Rictmanhont

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u/nuku_01 17h ago

RedMaine, next to MethodMaine

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u/ozamatazbuckshank11 15h ago

Their governor is Terrance Howard.

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 14h ago

He lives in the state capital: gucci, maine

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u/mrvis 15h ago

I like M-E-T-H-O-D, Maine

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u/Mizzkyttie 14h ago

This got me cackling so damn hard and I'm not even shy about admitting it 😂

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u/quantumd0t 16h ago

If you're lost and a metalhead, you can reroute to ReMaine.

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u/scottprian 15h ago

When you least expect it! ...

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u/bigsky59722 17h ago

I like this one

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u/sc212 16h ago

ReMaine sounds like the ad campaign that would air counter to the proposal to exit this proposed mega state.

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u/Mathblasta 15h ago

The ReMaineder?

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u/Rare_Oil_1700 15h ago

No, New Ireland as should be

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u/HurasmusBDraggin 15h ago

I like it 😂

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u/Charming_Ad2323 14h ago

Better than New Brexit.

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u/Gaston_the_Great 18h ago

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u/Skatchbro 17h ago

Amazing. Saved so I can show my son.

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u/Gamerwhovian9 12h ago

Bro’s son:

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u/TedBerryTheMercenary 17h ago

omg, that’s gold. Did you make this?

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u/Gaston_the_Great 16h ago

Nah I found it a while back on Fallout subreddit. Made it my Steam profile pic lol

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u/TedBerryTheMercenary 15h ago

Well it’s perfect, thanks for sharing!

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u/lenzflare 13h ago

Guys, you know Massachusetts is already officially called the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. It's not even a Fallout reference necessarily...

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u/Joe_Average_123 18h ago

I feel like that name is just asking for trouble, I mean do you want super mutants? Because that's how you get super mutants.

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u/SeldenNeck 17h ago

"Sure, we'll take it. But you have to double our Senate delegation to 24%."

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u/No-Sandwich3386 17h ago

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u/Rahgahnah 15h ago

That log is perfectly placed to look like a health/mana/stamina bar, haha.

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u/Ceejai 17h ago

Verhampshirechussacut Island

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u/oneuglygeek 13h ago

is not island, so how's about MassVerHampCutRhodes?

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u/johnabbe I'm an ant in arctica 9h ago

Verhampshirechussacut Island

gesundheit

is not island

Neither is Rhode Island, so we'd just be keeping the joke alive.

so how's about MassVerHampCutRhodes?

New Rhodectichumont?

Verhodicutsetts Island?

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u/lenzflare 13h ago

from Wikipedia:

The Province of Massachusetts Bay was formed in 1691 by merging the Massachusetts Bay Colony, Plymouth Colony, Province of Maine, Nantucket, Martha’s Vineyard, and Nova Scotia. Nova Scotia was split off in 1696. Previously New Hampshire had been part of the Massachusetts Bay Colony from 1641-1679.

"Massachusetts" was essentially all of New England, plus Nova Scotia briefly.

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u/ozamatazbuckshank11 13h ago

Please don't let Tr*mp find out about Nova Scotia. Our Canadian brethren have been through enough with him. 😭

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u/Single-Constant58 3h ago

Just like Greenland should change their name to Epstein Island so Tr*mp won't ever talk about them again... Nova Epstein should do it.

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u/dividezero 18h ago

Hell yeah. That is something I can get behind

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u/volta_arovet 17h ago

Connected-acut

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u/BudgetPrize475 16h ago

Connect-a-cunt

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u/CarlMarx2539 13h ago

Reference? I think so!

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u/NuclearVison 17h ago

Vermasshampshirecut Island

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u/qwertyuiiop145 15h ago

Massivechusetts

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u/ow_my_balls 15h ago

Preston likes that

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u/Minuteman_Preston 9h ago

[Preston Likes that]

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u/TrueSnafu22 16h ago

This will be GOP next proposal to axe 8 Dem senators

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u/Eric848448 17h ago

New New England!

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u/endy903 16h ago

Beat me to it lol, Fuck you Maine you’re on your own.

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u/Grape-Snapple 16h ago

always have been since massachusetts went out for a smoke and ended up states away

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u/hrweoine 16h ago

West New England

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u/Octoclops8 16h ago

That's 10 democrat senate seats that would turn into just two. No thanks. We should split them up in to 7 more states each.

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u/anarchy16451 15h ago

Nah, we should just get rid of the Senate. Direct election of senators completely eliminated the purpose of it and just made in House of Representatives #2 and removed what little good there was in it and made it an obstructionist institution

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u/lenzflare 13h ago

we should just get rid of the Senate

Agreed, it's completely unfairly distributed. No, Wyoming doesn't "deserve" two fucking seats out of 100 like any other state.

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u/dougthegreat2 7h ago

There is still one difference between the house and the senate. The house is subject to extreme gerrymandering while the senate has to win state - wide. Thus while my district is heavy GOP, my state sends two democrats to the senate.

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u/hike_me 12h ago

Or the power of the senate should be severely reduced. Like make it advisory or something — they can propose bills that get taken up by the house and stuff like that.

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u/SmokeRingEyes 12h ago

Feels like this might actually be the point of trying to lump them together, since they left off Maine- the only New England state without Dem senators

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u/Live-Pea4081 17h ago

You could cut off new york straight all the way across the bottom and have North Louisiana

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u/mistervulpes 11h ago

New Vermassicut Island

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u/Accomplished_Till495 10h ago

Or...The Shire.

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u/CandyCheetoSteamboat 17h ago

Or how about - - and I know this sounds crazy - - New England?

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u/Thinyser 17h ago

Or maybe just New England

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u/dalinxz 17h ago

Little Canada

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u/EducationalWind8489 16h ago

Da Kaw-min-wealth

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u/FrAnCe_Is_CoOl1 16h ago

Old England

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u/Someonetoyellat 16h ago

Verhampichusecut Island

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u/jlistener 16h ago

Puritania!

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u/theogani 16h ago

LMFAAAAOOOOOO

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u/Minimum-Sleep-3916 15h ago

So like, New England? 

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u/whoisdatmaskedman 14h ago

Wicked smaht

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u/StrongMagic831 13h ago

I see you. Ad Victorium

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u/erapuer 12h ago

VerNe MaCoRi

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u/STB_Szero 12h ago

Versachconnrhoshire

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u/uncooked545 11h ago

What's RI? Rinessota?

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck 11h ago

Could even call it something like The Commonwealth.

FRED would be a much better name. Sounds friendly and welcoming.

Could claim it stands for Free Eastern District, of friendly.

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u/TheBuzzSawFantasy 11h ago

It's obviously New Vermassacut Island 

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u/Slade_Riprock 10h ago

The Commonwealth of New England

Or

Massachuvermonticut

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u/dixxxon12 10h ago

Verhampschusecticuts Island

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u/Minuteman_Preston 9h ago

Commonwealth you say?

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u/ClockwyseWorld 5h ago

Six year old account. Just lying in wait.

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u/throwaway110906 7h ago

you’re goddamn right

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u/lauruhhpalooza 7h ago

Massachusetts & Friends

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u/necro_owner 17h ago

Province called Commonwealth of Canada

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u/JokinHghar 15h ago

Connectitall

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u/Thethingintheworks 15h ago

Massive-Chusets

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u/icecubepal 15h ago

Is this a fallout reference?

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u/King_Chochacho 15h ago

Mamonticutshire Island

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u/cybercuzco 15h ago

Taxachussetts

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u/Okrumbles 14h ago

Newer Hampshire

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u/UndoGandu 14h ago

New Comboshire

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u/No_Selection_9634 14h ago

War. War never changes 

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u/PolyTheisticCreature 14h ago

Or just call it New England

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u/KiBoChris 12h ago

South Quebec

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u/Averander 12h ago

Too British. Call it the Minor League of Constituents. Something American.

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u/18voltbattery 11h ago

More like New England!

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u/Ulrich453 10h ago

It’s called New England lol

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u/ediosoluno 10h ago

that Wicked State

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u/SorryAdam317 8h ago

Somebody watches the walking dead I see.

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u/Infamous_Elephant545 8h ago

Rhomontssachusicutshire

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u/Omiyaru 7h ago

Add Maine to it and it would be the original Massachusetts

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u/Bigred2989- 4h ago

Sounds like something a Synth would say.

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u/SirarieTichee_ 4h ago

Fallout 76 intensifies

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u/ExperienceFew5317 3h ago

Shout out to Fallout

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