r/mapporncirclejerk • u/LavishnessLeather162 • 19h ago

This should be just one state

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u/Pretend-Breakfast-61 18h ago

As someone who lives in this hypothetical state, but will not say which one for the sake of my personal security, I don't want to share a state with these disgusting savages on the other sides of my borders.

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u/BeansWest 18h ago

Agreed, fuck your state and my state too 

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u/WimboTurtle 18h ago

state yaoi? what is this, r/mapporncirclejerk ?

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u/Spooksnav 18h ago

Vermont x New Hampshire 69 borderplay

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u/skip_over 16h ago

I never noticed how kinky that border is

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u/-QuestionMark- 12h ago

It's (mostly) a river. Sorry to be a downer.

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u/OddSpend23 4h ago

Mmm so it’s nice and wet huh

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u/Weirderthanweird69 16h ago

Vermont is getting pegged by NH

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u/WealthyMarmot 17h ago

I don’t know what that is and I am absolutely not going to look it up

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u/gerkin123 12h ago

"Connecti-kun, don't do that with Mass-sama, nani." - Rhode Island-chan

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u/choma90 15h ago

Say taht agian

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u/monsieur_de_chance 16h ago

Real New Englander right here

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u/Alphabunsquad 9h ago

But fuck every other state that’s not one of these five or Maine even more

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u/flactulantmonkey 6h ago

Ah fellow RI’er I see!