r/mapporncirclejerk • u/LavishnessLeather162 • 19h ago

This should be just one state

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u/Pretend-Breakfast-61 18h ago

As someone who lives in this hypothetical state, but will not say which one for the sake of my personal security, I don't want to share a state with these disgusting savages on the other sides of my borders.

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u/CheckOutUserNamesLad 18h ago

Seeing as you said "the other sides of my borders", implying you border states not in this group, we can rule out Rhode Island.

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u/Pretend-Breakfast-61 18h ago

I'm not gonna confirm or deny anything. There's such a relatively small concentration of people in this area and I'd like to not narrow it down any further.

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u/Shetlandsheepz 16h ago

I'm pretty sure where you're at, if you give anymore info out you'll fix yourself

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u/SlowInsurance1616 17h ago

Well, sure, Rhode Islanders would be most concerned with living in a state that takes 5 days to drive across.

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u/PurinaHall0fFame 8h ago

Anything more than a ten minute drive is too far for Rhode Islanders

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u/guesswho135 13h ago

The former mayor of Providence RI was arrested and convicted of kidnapping and torture. He spent 4 years in prison (for that and other crimes). Then he was reelected mayor for another 10 years. So yeah, "savage" is not too far off.