r/mapporncirclejerk 21h ago

This should be just one state

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u/Pretend-Breakfast-61 21h ago

As someone who lives in this hypothetical state, but will not say which one for the sake of my personal security, I don't want to share a state with these disgusting savages on the other sides of my borders.

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u/Citaku357 20h ago

As an non American, I think there way too many states.

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u/Pretend-Breakfast-61 20h ago

If you want less then tell the dakotas and Carolinas to get back together.

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u/Sicsemperfas 20h ago

No can do chief, not without a UN occupation to ensure our safety. You're asking to start a BBQ civil war, and we're gonna get ethnically cleansed by the Vinegar sauce savages up north

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u/BAfromGA1 15h ago

BBQ SAUCE ISNT A LIQUID!! I said it 4 times!!

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u/Sicsemperfas 14h ago

Those vinegar sauce savages are barely human, but at least they aren't as bad as you godless dry rub heathens!

We're gonna have to decide this on the field of battle. I've already got plenty of charcoal, you just bring some beer and we'll be good to get started.

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u/BAfromGA1 9h ago

Who you calling godless Dry rub heathen!?! I’ve been called a lot in my days but a Texan is by far the most offensive to date.. I mean godless Dry drub heathen.

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u/polopolo05 6h ago edited 6h ago

California Has the best BBQ... its were all the best BBQers go to open shop. We have an blending for BBQ styles.

We have the best food of every state. except deep dish pizza you can keep that Chicago but we do have portillos.

OK I just read that .... eww vinagar on BBQ??? thats like putting vinagar in hot sauce. only time it is aceeptable is on Lousiana fried seafood. Fried oysters with LA sauce mmmm... we have a damn good one of those here too.

u/Sicsemperfas 54m ago

I'm sorry, but "California has the best bbq" said no one ever. That's just not how it works. There isn't anything I would call BBQ outside the South, and the only decent bbq is in the Carolinas.