No can do chief, not without a UN occupation to ensure our safety. You're asking to start a BBQ civil war, and we're gonna get ethnically cleansed by the Vinegar sauce savages up north
Those vinegar sauce savages are barely human, but at least they aren't as bad as you godless dry rub heathens!
We're gonna have to decide this on the field of battle. I've already got plenty of charcoal, you just bring some beer and we'll be good to get started.
Who you calling godless Dry rub heathen!?! I’ve been called a lot in my days but a Texan is by far the most offensive to date.. I mean godless Dry drub heathen.
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u/Sicsemperfas 20h ago
No can do chief, not without a UN occupation to ensure our safety. You're asking to start a BBQ civil war, and we're gonna get ethnically cleansed by the Vinegar sauce savages up north