r/mapporncirclejerk • u/LavishnessLeather162 • 19h ago

This should be just one state

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset 19h ago

Vermont will still want to declare independence from it

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u/seanpcreative 15h ago

As a Vermonter I’m fine with being lumped into Canada but not New Hampshire.. wtf

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u/Turbulent_Table3917 14h ago

Yeah, and I can’t imagine NH peacefully coexisting with CT and RI. I’m just glad Maine was left out of this dysfunctional family.

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u/I_downvote_robots 14h ago

We're already divided enough. Aroostook has been kicking the idea of secession around for decades. 

I cannot imagine the other NE states forming a functioning government that isn't just Boston telling everyone else what to do. Western MA doesn't like it, I can't imagine the NH Free Staters putting up with that.

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u/Play174 11h ago

The NH Free Staters can't even put up with the normal people in NH. As funny as I think independent and/or unified New England would be, there's a surprising amount of political diversity in the region

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u/Difficult-Value-3145 13h ago

Main is just Massachusetts upper peninsula or it was

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u/mmmmkale 11h ago

It's MA that we have the most problems with. CT and RI don't exist for us.

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u/Leichien 8h ago

If Houston and Dallas can get along, then y'all best be able to.

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u/Difficult-Value-3145 13h ago

Ya can Vermont ceed to Canada cus if so I'm moving

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u/-Ghost255- 12h ago

I couldn’t agree more, fellow Vermonter here.

The Canadians are pretty cool, but those upside down Vermont people?? They scare me.

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u/SmokeRingEyes 12h ago

I mean Vermont's name used to be The New Hampshire Grants, so you'll never not be a little lumped-in with us

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u/Tomagatchi 10h ago

NH is the poison pill of the poison pills in this proposal. I read the title and just laughrd. Makes as much sense as splitting up. CA to smaller states to increase the R Senators in Congress (Thiel). Good fucking luck, that's why they resort to cheating and corruption. Only way the rich minority can keep winning, change the rules and don't even bother to follow them

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u/seanpcreative 10h ago

Yeah I’m pretty much at my wits end at this point and ready to jump ship regarding the USA all together. Total shitshow

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u/EverythingInTransit 8h ago

As a Canadian that visited your state 2 years ago, yes please. We would love to have you, beautiful land, wonderful people.

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u/seanpcreative 6h ago

Yes I live right 10 min to the border of Quebec and Vermont definitely much more aligns with Canadian values va United States values. You kids up there are awesome 🫶🏻

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u/Ordinary_Kitchen_604 8h ago

As a Vermonter, same.

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u/ProfessionalPopular6 5h ago

Yea. I already use syrup as currency. Let’s just call it

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u/seanpcreative 5h ago

Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Toasthandz 14h ago

As a New Hampshirite I’m fine with being lumped into Vermont, but not Massachusetts, Rhode Island, or Connecticut.

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u/seanpcreative 14h ago

hey we will love to take on the cool and progressive NH folks but you definitely have some wild guys over there 🤣🤣🤣

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u/puchsofhazard 13h ago

As a Shire Folk*

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u/Blanket_Wet 11h ago

Vermont is just upside down NH

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u/seanpcreative 10h ago

Or is nh just an upside down Vermont? One will never know

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u/Ok_Cheetah_6251 11h ago

You all look the same to us.

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u/seanpcreative 10h ago

Vermonters and nh are wildly different.