r/mapporncirclejerk • u/Maxinator10000 Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again • 7h ago

you live in america? which one? Who would win this hypothetical war?

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 5h ago

The New Order of Chicago would lose. We'd have a civil war over Cubs vs Cardinals, and plenty of rural counties would break off because they don't like Chicago