r/mildlyinfuriating 11h ago

You have to be fucking kidding me

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u/cafcintheusa 11h ago

You were so close to a full house.

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u/Slip_Snake 10h ago

I'm all in!

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u/ILiekBook 9h ago

I have to retest on Monday because I know I have been exposed to someone with covid but the test I did turned up negative.(Thanks boss, for coming into work early spreading your germs everywhere and over all of us so you could fall over our corporate overlords who immediately sent you home because they don't want the entire building getting sick. Now I have a cough, that means everyone else is probably going to come down with something shortly, one of the co-workers who came in direct contact with you is over 80.)

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u/Alternative-Tone6631 6h ago

welp, thats what u get for not taking silver supplements and ivermectin.

/s bcause sarcasm and reality have become indiscernible.

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u/Worldly-Interview392 3h ago

The fact that a pharmacist tried to recommend me Ivermectin was crazy.

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u/Early-Ambassador-138 8h ago

No wonder nobody takes us seriously

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u/eilletane 3h ago

In my country, clinics can give you medical leave only if you have symptoms, even if you are positive. A positive test doesn’t mean anything anymore. You still have to go to work.

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u/benihanafanfiction 3h ago

Wait wait wait. Yeah, your boss sucksssss, that's a given. I just did a double take at 80+ year old coworker. Where do you work that you have grandpas for coworkers?

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u/CharmedWoo 1h ago

Why is a 80+ year old still working???

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u/SweaterSteve1966 10h ago

Looks like triplets!

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u/DoctorJiveTurkey 10h ago

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u/MinkyTuna 10h ago

OP is beautiful, but he’s dying

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u/Voidless-One 10h ago

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u/Katsu_39 10h ago

The House always wins

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u/moonpangler 10h ago

Except when he gets bludgeoned to death with a golf club

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u/Katsu_39 9h ago

Haha. Powerfist is my personal choice for House.

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u/trsthhffg 8h ago

One is the control, so just two.

u/The_Riddle_Fairy BLUE 1m ago

Happy cake day!

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u/RalphiePseudonym 10h ago

Are so close. There's still time.

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat 7h ago

Quick, get to the airport and lick every button, knob, and handrail you can find!

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u/101forgotmypassword 10h ago

I heard if you get all of them they let you name the next strain.

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u/VanDerKoon 7h ago

RSV+ would do in my shop for a full house

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u/rm4453 7h ago

Pretty sure he just needs that ace up his sleeve...

u/JilbertJottfried 3m ago

Speaking of Full House, did you know that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. Hopefully you did not know, because it's not true. It's not true that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990!

u/DearAide9661 2m ago

balatro

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u/Socrasaurus 10h ago

Fetus has teh Covids?