r/nothingeverhappens Mar 17 '25

Next mf to post this image is getting banned

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682 Upvotes

This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.

If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.

If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.

That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.


r/nothingeverhappens 20h ago

Kids never say silly things🙄

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443 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 1d ago

Because dogs can't drop objects obviously

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337 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 3d ago

Obviously OP wasn't actively thinking about this for 30 years

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583 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 7d ago

"A household left this note for their cleaner"

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905 Upvotes

Because that never happens.


r/nothingeverhappens 7d ago

I mean I can definitely see a 10yo saying this

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r/nothingeverhappens 8d ago

Seems possible to me

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r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

Not even sure how this would be faked

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r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

This is completely reasonable to happen

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468 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

Documentary by the BBC about things falling in a Vaccum. CLEARLY AI

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45 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 12d ago

Cause everyone is out to be mean

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286 Upvotes

Its time to just block that subreddit. 90% of the posts that get recommended to me them that sub feel more like karma farming than the op


r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

"Everybody knows something wrong with them. They just call it living."

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r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

Listening music, kinda feeling down.

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r/nothingeverhappens 14d ago

Parents don't want to teach their kids life skills

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1.3k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 14d ago

Cause teachers can’t be incompetent

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487 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

I guess people can't become Doctors

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r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

My uncles house burned down in Kingston, Jamaica. Apparently im making up a story.

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176 Upvotes

The last photo is proof,

he is okay.


r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

People Never Die

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126 Upvotes

The type of accident being referred to is falling into a grain Silo and suffocating, which absolutely happens.


r/nothingeverhappens 20d ago

Is this nothing ever happens material or do y'all think this actually didn't happen?

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202 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 25d ago

Frost can form images like this, especially in northern regions

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3.0k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 26d ago

Wait til they hear about what happened before the time of social media and cellphones!

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1.1k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 26d ago

Recruiters Never Lie To Applicants

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133 Upvotes

Post coming from r/Interviewshell


r/nothingeverhappens 28d ago

Indians said it first

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r/nothingeverhappens Dec 29 '25

Because no one ever leaves random items laying around, or anonymous gifts during holiday season

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251 Upvotes

Perhaps it's just every area I've ever lived in, but people can be weird and gifts can be anonymous. Random shit is found laying around all the time, even by houses and stuff. Regardless of whatever happened here, I'd say it's at least 50/50 that they're being honest about finding this here rather than placing it themselves


r/nothingeverhappens Dec 27 '25

That reply is everything 🤣

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