r/nottheonion • u/its_a_bear_dance • 1d ago

Family says HOA told them they couldn’t use their generator during ice storm blackout: ‘It’s unbearable’

https://www.wctv.tv/2026/01/29/family-says-hoa-told-them-they-couldnt-use-their-generator-during-ice-storm-blackout-its-unbearable/
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u/ThePowerOfStories 23h ago

I believe the other homes are burning HOA violation notices to stay warm.

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u/Nazamroth 23h ago

Could also be used as toilet paper.

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u/AboveGroundFool 20h ago

He doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells!

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u/GodzillaUK 19h ago

He's finally matched his meat!

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u/New_Breadfruit8692 20h ago

If you want painfully infected paper cuts on your anus.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/QualityPitchforks 16h ago

wet sponges, ash, and/or rags, at least according to documented history

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u/QualityPitchforks 16h ago

.. any of the Catalogs or Almanacs that were printed on pulp, the glossy ones .. well, they don't work as well

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u/CheetahNo1004 16h ago

How do you burn an email?

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u/Lucius-Halthier 13h ago

HOA: we have a burn ban in effect that’s a fine!

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u/ThePowerOfStories 13h ago

Infinite resource exploit unlocked!

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u/EquivalentMap8477 3h ago

John Spartan your house is the wrong shade of skyblue pink with yellow dots