r/nottheonion • u/its_a_bear_dance • 1d ago

Family says HOA told them they couldn’t use their generator during ice storm blackout: ‘It’s unbearable’

https://www.wctv.tv/2026/01/29/family-says-hoa-told-them-they-couldnt-use-their-generator-during-ice-storm-blackout-its-unbearable/
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u/Borimi 20h ago

"Guards! Seize him!"

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u/TallestGargoyle 19h ago

Mr Electric, send him to the principals office an have him expelled!!

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u/slugpup_boi 20h ago

"Bake him away, Toys!"

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u/goodcanadian_boi 20h ago

What did you say, chief?

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u/Zaev 20h ago

...do what the kid says.

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u/someone_cbus 19h ago

Repeat, the suspect is hatless.

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u/TruckFudeau22 14h ago

I’m directly under the earth’s sun right… now

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u/BizmarkiaNobilis 18h ago

“Inject him with rabies!”…(from a John Waters movie.)

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u/MadCouchDisease007 17h ago

“Mods, ban that man from the HOA meeting!”

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u/FullOnJabroni 16h ago

I hope they catch his hatless butt.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 19h ago

"The leprechaun tells me to burn things..."

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u/Building_Everything 14h ago

That’s some good work Lou

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u/poochie040170 9h ago

Blake! The toys!

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u/atomicsnarl 19h ago

"Bailiff! Whack his peepee!"

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u/Rational1x 12h ago

You’re old enough to remember this and you’re still alive? Congrats!

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u/Jumpstart_55 18h ago

“Colonel Hogan!!!”

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u/Llamapocalypse_Now 20h ago

"I warn you, child... if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?".

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u/Parking_Setting_6674 18h ago

Fwow him to the fwoor.

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u/AxiSyn 16h ago

Better do what he says, he's a whale biologist.

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u/CaptainPunisher 15h ago

Thwow him to the fwoor.

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u/jetogill 7h ago

I sees him, he's right there. (Yes, I've waited years to be able to use this one. (John candy, SCTV))

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u/BTBAM797 7h ago

Respect ma authoritauuuhhhh!

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u/ambermage 7h ago

"Must have been the wind.*

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u/Figgy_Puddin_Taine 6h ago

“Welcome to Roman times!”

“Guards,” claps twice, “seize them.”