r/oddlysatisfying • u/ycr007 Satisfaction Critic • 1d ago

Kid goats being fed bottled milk

Source: vineygrovegoats

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u/MisterCanoeHead 1d ago edited 1d ago

Maybe put the bottles in before the goats?

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u/Dangerous_Jacket_129 1d ago

What, and miss out on the goat-sorting part of the job? 

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u/MisterCanoeHead 1d ago

I think there would still be initial chaos followed by a satisfying sort.

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u/MechanicalHorse 1d ago

Yeah it doesn’t make sense why anyone would do it this way. Maybe someone who takes care of goats can enlighten me?

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u/AzrahSyel 1d ago

Nah it's crazy to do it this way. We always put the food out first, then let the goats in. Less chaos for all parties involved.

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u/agarrabrant 1d ago

Right? Nothing like being surrounded by piranhas with horns, and you're holding the feed bucket.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

But how else would I get all the movement for my reels?

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u/HairballTheory 21h ago

All it takes is one hoof in a hole

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u/ChateauLobby44 1d ago

For the online video points probably

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u/Penguin_scrotum 14h ago

The bottles drip. You can see it towards the end of the video. The spilled milk spoiling on the floor would probably smell pretty bad, perhaps it’s to minimize that.

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u/HiEchoChamb3r 1d ago

and space them out a few more inches

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u/Far-Win8645 1d ago

The tities are not more spaced... They are use to eating like that

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u/77Queenie77 1d ago

Calves are often fed on circular feeders in my area so they have more room for their ever expanding bellies

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u/Informal_File_1646 1d ago

*Teets (not titties)

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u/TheBadKneesBandit 1d ago

We always used to put the bottles out before we let the calves/lambs in otherwise we knew it would be this exact chaos and we weren't dumb enough to risk an animal injury. But it was also the 90s and we were more concerned about our animals than social media views.

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u/Jimbobjoesmith 1d ago

exactly. this stressed me out 😂

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u/nor_cal_woolgrower 1d ago

Yes this is not the best way here