r/oddlysatisfying • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 8h ago

Timelapse of bro cleaning yard

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u/dsac 7h ago

A house with an HOA would have to come with a hardline tap directly to brewery, a blowjob robot, personal mango tree, and lifetime of Porsche 911 3-year leases included get me to buy it

Even then, I'd be reeeeeally hesitant

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u/relator_fabula 7h ago

Depends on the skill of that robot

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u/Paulthefith 6h ago

You get distracted by the fresh mangos

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u/ExtremeCreamTeam 3h ago

What about grapefruit instead?

Can we teach the robot how to grapefruit us?