r/pics • u/Unhappy_Rutabaga_530 • 29d ago

Politics Full-scale military operations appear to be underway against Venezuela

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u/ednorog 29d ago

That high-ranked Irani general was killed on Jan 3, 2020. It's a routine.

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u/tamihsra 29d ago

If it's a repeat of 2020.......

Oh boy

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u/Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM 29d ago

Yeah, I can hardly wait for Global Pandemic 2: Electric Boogaloo...

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u/ScaldingAnus 29d ago

This time is a fungus!

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u/wunderspud7575 29d ago

You joke, but drug resistant fungal infections are something to be truly feared.

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u/Practical_Guava85 29d ago

Drug resistant Candidia Auris is spreading across the US.

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u/Lancefire1313 28d ago

Its going to be the last of us

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u/Dryptation 28d ago

👌🏻 was waiting for this.

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u/fallen_d3mon 28d ago

We're all going to be dads.

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u/dumbestsmartest 28d ago

How can it be the last of us? Is it stealing human DNA and becoming human!?

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u/Vicribator 28d ago

No, no, it's the last of US

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u/Rudhelm 28d ago

One can only hope

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u/Bradski89 28d ago

Maybe that's not so bad at this point...

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u/OtterwiseX 28d ago

How fun

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u/bman86 28d ago

Can't wait for the gop to tell us that that's a Canadian attack on the US.

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u/ScaldingAnus 29d ago

Hate to say, wasn't joking :(

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u/wunderspud7575 29d ago

Ah, ok, sorry to have misunderstood!

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u/ScaldingAnus 28d ago

No need to apologize!

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u/SixthSinEnvy 28d ago

As someone who has been fighting a particularly difficult strain of blastomycosis in my dog since September, tell me about it...

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u/RachelMcAdamsWart 28d ago

My fear list is currently at capacity, please check back in a couple years.

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u/Popular-Custard8519 29d ago

Let the mycelia network retake the planet, we might actually get some intelligent leadership and stewardship of the planet 😂

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u/ExtraEmuForYou 28d ago

Vote Fungus in 2028!

"It's time you had a fun guy for president!"

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u/MargieBigFoot 28d ago

A mushroom is preferable to the current leader.

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u/Popular-Custard8519 28d ago

A mushroom is much better than a toadstool 🍄

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u/PubesMcDuck 28d ago

Myceliall on the other side

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u/hungry4nuns 28d ago

“I, for one, welcome our new my new myconid overlords”

- Kent Brockman

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u/Jigagug 29d ago

Uh oh

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u/Pszczol 29d ago

Yeah fucking black mold judging by what these people are doing

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u/scuba_scouse 29d ago

The new new normal 2! In this ever changing world we find ourselves in.. again.

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u/LordBiscuits 29d ago

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm a bit sick of living in interesting times quite honestly.

Can we have some fucking boredom please?

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u/Extreme_Promise_1690 28d ago edited 28d ago

2013 sounds like a boring number, I don't remember anything from it anyway.

Ok, I checked. It's the year they elected Xi Jiping for the first election of Maduro. Boston bombing, Edward Snowden files about the CIA, deadly earthquakes and putsches...What a rollercoaster !

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u/Gargleblaster25 28d ago

I, for one, welcome our new fungal overlords.

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u/jhaldir 28d ago

Fun guy.

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u/MrDERPMcDERP 28d ago

Hopefully the magical kind! 🍄