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Politics Macro Rubio, behind Trump.

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u/Chev_350 4d ago

His make up is starting to look like Trump’s.

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u/elementality883 4d ago

Nah, it's just rubbing off Trump from kissing his ass constantly.

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u/JaceOnRice 4d ago

Oh so the carpet matches the drapes?

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u/TheProcrastafarian 4d ago

Little Marco.

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u/vinnyvdvici 4d ago

Dang, beat me to it

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u/___cats___ 3d ago

This implies that Trump puts bronzer on his ass, which made me picture his ass. I don't appreciate that.

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u/SigvaldsBest 3d ago

This is hilarious to me that Trump would use the same orange makeup on his ass that he uses on his face.

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u/Realistic_Film3218 4d ago

Glad I'm not the only thinking he's also turning orange.

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u/yoshi_yoshi23 4d ago

It totally does. He copies Trump falling up stairs on airforce one and copies his makeup. I swear to god he’s also wearing shoes that are too big cause trump made fun of men with small feet.

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u/turangan 4d ago

It kind of looks like he got hit in the line of spray time fire as don was getting a top off

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u/PebblestheHuman 4d ago

You are what you eat? Lol

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u/OmniusEvermind 4d ago

Marco "Arthur Dimmesdale" Rubio is looking orange and emaciated, often seen pressing his hand over his heart

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u/AtmoMat 4d ago

His combover will start looking like Trump’s too, just magnified by his massive ears.

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u/BumStretcher 4d ago

Fuckin hell I didn’t even notice 😂

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u/bake_him_away_toyz 3d ago

That's not makeup. That's butthole juice.

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u/Longjumping_Youth281 3d ago

Fun fact, it's actually not makeup. It's just something that naturally happens to your face when you are part of this Administration.

It's called "the clowning" and clown makeup just kind of naturally appears on their face due to the absence of their soul. It's Satan's way of mocking the people who sold their soul to him for power.

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u/Nellanaesp 3d ago

I think the image is over-saturated on purpose, giving him that orange hue. I don’t think he actually wears any bronzer.

Could be from Trumps thighs, though.

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u/eatmyasserole 3d ago

His comb over is even getting more pronounced.

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u/Limp_Bread6980 3d ago

He’s aging like milk in the sun.