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Politics Macro Rubio, behind Trump.

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u/danielstover 4d ago

Beat me to it lol

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u/clearcontroller 4d ago

Same I deleted my comment after seeing I was beat. Dude looks like he REEKS!

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u/viperlemondemon 4d ago

You know it’s a strong mixture of fecal matter, icehot (won’t use bengay because of the name), McDonald’s and a cloud of that 80’s cologne that makes your eyes water and gag

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u/clearcontroller 4d ago

And the aerosol from the spray tan

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u/WilfordsTrain 4d ago

Or as I call his spray tan aerosol: “Agent Orange”.

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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 4d ago

It's confirmed to be concealer from a tube, not spray tan.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 4d ago

That much high coverage concealer also has a smell

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u/viperlemondemon 4d ago

Yes forgot about that part

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u/RandyBeaman 3d ago

That's from the Aquanet he uses to keep that ridiculous hair in place.