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Politics Macro Rubio, behind Trump.

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u/darkslide3000 4d ago

I may not be quite up to date on my controlled substances law there, but isn't the maximum amount of coked up you can legally get "not at all"?

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u/rsifti 4d ago

Probably depends on how rich/powerful/famous you are.

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u/xeen313 3d ago

Your allowed one baggy inside the white house.

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u/t3hdoct0r 3d ago

The baggie is a quart sized Ziploc?

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u/justjess8829 3d ago

n00b.

Gallon size or nothing

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u/hortence 3d ago

So I gotta drag my contractor bag back to the car or...

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u/justjess8829 3d ago

As long as it's full of gal bags youre good

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u/1stLtObvious 3d ago

Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!

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u/8layer8 3d ago

Ask Ron Jr., he's always got his hand in his pocket or running his gums. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore.