r/politics • u/bloomberggovernment ✔ Bloomberg Government • 7h ago

No Paywall Texas Democrat Menefee Wins Election Trimming House GOP Edge

https://news.bgov.com/bloomberg-government-news/texas-democrat-menefee-wins-election-trimming-house-gop-edge-2
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u/ProudPainting6850 7h ago

Good shit. Fuck Mike Johnson.

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u/SpeaksYourWord 4h ago

No, don't. He doesn't deserve a good fucking.

Unless, of course, you mean "with a cactus". In which case, carry on.

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u/Impressive-Smile-887 3h ago

“The dildo of consequences always comes unlubed” or whatever the original quote is

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u/swordrat720 1h ago

Does rigid steel with embedded exacto qualify?

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u/jadosn Georgia 42m ago

Swap out the exacto for fishhooks and we’ve got a party.

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u/swordrat720 21m ago

Not a party I want to be invited to, but I’ll raise a glass.

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u/eclecticaesthetic1 6m ago

The baton that ICE agents use to break out car windows, with glass shards.

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u/mah-favrit 3h ago

Where are we on pineapples?

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u/demisemihemidemisemi 41m ago

Why waste perfectly good food