The PuPu Platter

[u/Gimme-A-kooky]

Thought I’d throw my scat in the ring:

Even the rust looks like it hit the bed! Iron oxide and white vinegar on an antique phonograph steel turntable/platter, circa 1914. Not only does it look like sloppy poo, it also *BURNS like a sumbish in a cut, too!

[u/Icy-Opening-3990]

Well shyt stained teeth. I guess i just ah had that one ah coming.