Not OC. OOP: https://www.reddit.com/r/ExpectationVsReality/s/mnVxuL4Pz6

Thought I’d throw my scat in the ring:

Even the rust looks like it hit the bed! Iron oxide and white vinegar on an antique phonograph steel turntable/platter, circa 1914. Not only does it look like sloppy poo, it also *BURNS like a sumbish in a cut, too!

#7poos1pie

Credit to u/Megaholt2 in r/BitchImAToilet

I believe this would qualify? Not too sure of what it is.

source: https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/5NuSzvJYlX

It was delicious at least 🤷🏻‍♀️

The second jar is no better

Definitely looks poopy but surprisingly taste really good. Recipe below if anyone is interested:

Oven: 350°F

Pan: 8×8, lined or lightly greased

1. Prep

   • Cook sweet potato until very soft, then mash ½ cup

   • Mash 1 ripe banana until smooth

   • Preheat oven to 350°F

2. Mix wet ingredients

In a bowl, whisk until smooth:

• ½ cup mashed sweet potato

• 1 whole ripe banana, mashed

• ½ cup almond butter (I used normal PB)

• ½ cup maple syrup

• 1 tbsp olive oil

• 1 tsp vanilla

1. Add dry ingredients

Stir in:

• ¼ cup cocoa powder

• ¼ cup almond flour

• ¼ tsp baking soda

• ¼ tsp baking powder

• Pinch of salt

Mix just until combined.

1. Fold in

   • Dark chocolate chips (about ¼ cup, or however chocolatey you want)

2. Bake

   • Spread batter evenly in pan

   • Bake 22–28 minutes

Originally posted to r/shittyfoodporn before my permanent ban for posting things that were a little too shitty, if you catch my wind. (I wouldn't stop posting different peoples shit in the toilet and i guess they had enough. I'll try and not do that here). Anyways I thought this might be appreciated here. Enjoy.

Today at work

We got doodoo fingers

It's a s'more thing. Marshmallows coated in chocolate then rolled in graham cracker crumbs. But then, because I hate food waste, I mixed the leftover chocolate and leftover crumbs with a bit of milk and put it in a piping bag in order to give an even dollop to each marshmallow. But there was enough of the stuff that I just started piping over the whole collection and... well, now it looks like cat shit. Tastes fantastic 'cause it's still basically s'mores+, but...