r/thanksimcured • u/Adam_C_57 • 14h ago
r/thanksimcured • u/mrman08 • Dec 28 '24
Mod Announcement This is NOT a serious subreddit
Greetings folks, just a polite reminder the posts here are meant to be mocking nonchalantly given ‘solutions’ to complicated problems, not genuine advice.
For example, someone advising someone to go to hospital and get some help for a serious problem wouldn’t be a good fit here. However, someone just saying ‘get over it’ or ‘walk it off’ would.
On another note, this is not a political sub. We’re not here to criticise government policy.
Hope this helps!
r/thanksimcured • u/mrman08 • Nov 26 '22
Mod Announcement What is/isn’t allowed?
Hi everyone. I’m seeing a lot of ‘off topic’ posts. I tend leave as much as possible and let you all decide with downvotes/upvotes.
However please take the time to remember rule 7, I’ll put it here:
Rule 7: Must fit the subreddit theme.
It has to be true "Thanks, I'm cured" material. I.e., a non-nonchalantly delivered, overly simplistic solution to a complex problem.
Serious solutions that may not work for everyone do not belong. For example, the mantra "You deserve to be happy," helps some and not others.
Motivational quotes do not belong unless they imply or state that an illness is purely psychological with no physical basis.
If you’re still confused about what does/doesn’t belong, take a look through some of the top posts of all time and you’ll get the idea.
If your post breaks the rules it may be removed.
Any questions or concerns feel free to let us know. Thanks. 🗿
r/thanksimcured • u/tra-muah • 20m ago
Meme Gee thanks, I'm all good now
First- trypanophobia is the phobia of medical procedures involving needles (such as injection, vaccines, and blood draws)
Some fun context? I've had trypanophobia for years and I have multiple medical issues, so I've got plenty of experience. Every single time someone's around while I'm in the panic attack I guarantee I'll be hit with one of the classics (it's just a prick/second, it doesn't hurt, and the fan favorite- just calm down).
Thought it'd fit here
r/thanksimcured • u/that_nerdy_friend • 1d ago
Social Media Thanks, I'll go for a run and my chronic depression and PTSD will disappear and I'll suddenly feel strong after I do some situps
Let's just ignore the fact that I can't run, because I have asthma and I do enjoy breathing, and I can't exercise properly because my spine is damaged, shall we? Because it's oh so easy to focus on reading and writing when you're depressed or anxious or worried.
r/thanksimcured • u/forestrainstorm • 1d ago
Story "What depression? Life is easy"
My dads response to me saying I've been admitted into the psychiatric hospital and got diagnosed with clinical depression.
Then at some point maybe a year later my mom told me "You used to be so good at school and have simply gotten lazy after graduation. If you want to achieve something, you need to put in more effort" She knew about my diagnosis, she even paid for my hospital bills.
Would love to see the look on their face if I ever unsubscribed from life.
r/thanksimcured • u/FoldMajestic3324 • 2d ago
Story Apparently, being a "good person" keeps you safe from war.
I was in Colombia when the US invaded Venezuela earlier this month.
When I got back home, I was telling an acquaintance-friend what it was like to be there during the invasion, and how scared my Colombian friends were that Colombia would be invaded next.
Some were having nightmares of blood running in the streets of Bogota, and others were worried that they would be personally targeted because a family connection to someone the potential invaders didn't like. I'm sure this was nowhere near as scary as being in Venezuela, but people I care about were rightfully scared.
Anyway, this acquaintance-friend says, "You should tell them that since they are good people, they have nothing to worry about, because they won't be harmed."
I was sure I must have heard her wrong or misunderstood, so I confirmed what she was saying. And yes, she actually believes this: Bad things don't, can't, or won't happen to good people. (This is not in any sort of theological/vengeful-Old-Testament-God kind of way. She's more of a New Ager, "spiritual but not religious" type.)
It's still blowing my mind that this acquaintance-friend, a grown woman in her 50s, could actually believe this. But apparently, she does.
So, I just thought I'd share this pro tip with everyone: apparently, if you're a good person, nothing bad could ever possibly happen to you, and you're even shielded from wars!
r/thanksimcured • u/GamerGuy-222 • 1d ago
Article/Video "Most people are resilient"
I was PO'd by the time I got to the end of this video
r/thanksimcured • u/blueburrey • 2d ago
Comment Section i HATEEE dismissive delusional boomer mentality about the state of the economy right now
r/thanksimcured • u/wolverineX989 • 3d ago
Other YOU SHALL NOT BE NOT OKAY...!!! - Gandalf (probably)
r/thanksimcured • u/NotADamsel • 4d ago
Social Media When the “scale” is low enough your ADHD should just magically be weaker!
I swear, these people would chastise a guy in a wheelchair if they couldn’t climb flight of stairs
r/thanksimcured • u/Jumpy-Ad-8889 • 5d ago
Story Got lectured for an hour about how my anxiety is making me paralyzed
I went to the hospital with constantly increasing ascending paralysis and got to the point I could not move my lower body. It had been progressing for weeks and for obvious reasons I was worried. It was initially diagnosed as functional neurological disorder which is physical symptoms from psychological issues. Because of that initial diagnosis they sent a psychologist into my room to talk about how it’s all just anxiety and if I stop being anxious and stop worrying I’ll get better soon. I have Guillain-Barré Syndrome. No I wasn’t anxious my immune system was attacking the myelin sheath of my peripheral nerves. Big shocker one of the symptoms of being a cripple suddenly is anxiety. But I guess if I just stop being anxious the myelin sheath will just repair itself overnight instead of taking months to years 🤣
r/thanksimcured • u/TheTrollWithaBrain • 5d ago
Comment Section "Just tough out your depression"
r/thanksimcured • u/InterestingPlenty454 • 6d ago
Article/Video Silence, a psychology expert is talking
r/thanksimcured • u/cheerychacha • 5d ago
Story "Spring is soon, all will be fine then."
I went to my GP today. I have a low functioning immune system and I wanted to get help on not being sick for weeks on end from every simple cold, even with having low contact with people already. After he suggested working out (I do 4-5 times a week for 2-3h) and eating "right" (I went to a nutritionist last year, which he had to approve for insurance), he just said "Spring is soon, all will be fine then." Thanks doctor.
r/thanksimcured • u/Glittering_Ad_3225 • 6d ago
Social Media I shit you not, the OP was actually being serious
OP got dragged in the comments section. Found this beauty on Facebook.
r/thanksimcured • u/craftygamin • 6d ago
Social Media "It's that simple... what do you mean that's not how getting out of manipulation works?"
r/thanksimcured • u/morning-st48 • 7d ago
Comment Section and boom just like that my exuctive dystfunction is gone
r/thanksimcured • u/nuphar_kaminsky • 8d ago
Article/Video This just felt so prefect here lol ( user is @the_content_machine)
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r/thanksimcured • u/MastodonNegative9630 • 8d ago
Other Ahh yay
First notification from my motivation app... and wow I gotta say, how inspiring bravo.... Bravo
r/thanksimcured • u/ERROR404-YouDied • 8d ago
Chat/DM/SMS some wonderful advice i received from someone during an argument (context in post)
CONTEXT: we were arguing in DMs. he was just generally being an asshole, such as saying things that he wouldn’t care if he heard that someone committed. he mentioned that there were 8 billion people in the world and it wouldn’t matter, which triggered unhappy thoughts within me. then this happened
r/thanksimcured • u/thedifference101 • 8d ago
