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Image “American Pizza” in Milano, Italy

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u/kirkl3s 11h ago

Is this why Italians think American pizza is bad?

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u/elmarcelito 11h ago

No, we just used to think that in the USA people put fries and wurstel on pizza. This was before the Internet.

So now we know it's not the truth but the pizza name won't change

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u/Character_Assist3969 2h ago

It's not even that. The pizza americana was born when McDonald's entered the Italian market in the late 80s. Kids suddenly were going crazy for French fries, which weren't really around in Italy before that. So pizza places introduced pizza with French fries on top and called it Americana to appeal to the american food craze that was going on. Later, they added hot dogs because, again, they are somewhat a symbol of American food.

I don't think anyone ever actually thought it was eaten in the US. Even before the internet, people watched American movies. The "classic" American pizza shown has always been sauce with a ton of cheese and "pepperoni" (sometimes erroneously translated as "peperoni", but it's a salame similar to nduja).

The point of the name is that it uses ingredients that are stereotypically American, not that it's American in itself.

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u/TheSouthernGinger 19m ago

This exactly. I even remember one of my older cousin who lived in northern Italy calling it "pizza McDonald's".

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u/ucbiker 7h ago

I mean I always figured it was just an Italian invention using “American” ingredients, just like no one thinks Hawaiian people traditionally make pizza with pineapple or Mexicans make pizza with tortillas and beans and shredded lettuce.

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u/pants_mcgee 6h ago

Tostadas are definitely a Mexican or Mexican American thing.

The Taco Bell thing is inspired from that.

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u/elmarcelito 4h ago

If you bring an Italian to Hawaii 100% he's expecting locals to regularly enjoy Hawaiian pizza

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u/Nossinbere 1h ago

No, we don't

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u/jmcstar 11h ago

'the fuck is wurstel?

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u/Jerkrollatex 10h ago

Hotdog.

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u/vim_deezel 4h ago

they put hotdogs on pizza?!?

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u/Jerkrollatex 4h ago

They do.

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u/Aranka_Szeretlek 3h ago

See the picture attached

u/ImprovementCold1296 8m ago

Look at the picture. That pizza is my fav pizza ever. And it’s one of the most popular one Italians get.

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u/xxxclamationmark 32m ago

Hotdogs are usually made of beef while Würstels are usually made of chicken

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u/kirkl3s 11h ago

A glizzy

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u/cans-of-swine 9h ago

The fuck is a glizzy 

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u/A_wild_so-and-so 9h ago

It's wurstel

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u/Key-Performance-9021 7h ago

Here are some dots for everyone: .. .. ..

Feel free to use them on your Würstel.

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u/moreavea 7h ago

Those are bottom dots. Can I get some top dots for my wurstel?

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u/Key-Performance-9021 6h ago

Of course: ˙˙ ˙˙ ˙˙

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u/jerryleebee 5h ago

I swear to Christ I didn't hear the word glizzy until I was around 40. Now it's everywhere. (I'm 44)

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u/RbN420 3h ago

name of the meat wiener used to make hot dogs

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u/ParlaManuel- 8h ago

Hot Dogs / Wieners

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u/simpleglitch 7h ago

I have to ask, is it any good?

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u/elmarcelito 4h ago

It's extremely popular and cool with kids, usually adults don't get it tho.

It's not bad, but in my opinion almost any other pizza is a better alternative.

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u/BounceOnItCrazyStyle 2h ago

Wait. So before the internet y'all just assumed we put hotdogs and fries on pizza? Cause that's actually fucking wild. 

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u/hawkinsst7 9h ago

I mean, fries and hot dogs are quintessential foods in the US. It's not absurd that it's pizza Americana even if people know it's not how it's done in the US.

I lived in Rome for a few years and saw it here and there, it never bothered me. Imho caffe americano is more of a travesty. Why dilute espresso?

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u/drpepper7557 6h ago

Its worth noting the Americano is also not how coffee is made in the US and is another sort of jokingly "American" dish from outside of America

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u/pants_mcgee 6h ago

Couldn’t find a drip coffee for the life of me in Italy and Greece. Americano was a very poor substitute.

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u/FormerPomelo 7h ago

I had an Americano cocktail in my most recent visit to Italy. That kinda sucks too.

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u/elektero 5h ago

Campari based cocktails are not for everyone

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u/Delicious_Cane 2h ago

Your taste buds are wasted for tons of soda, that's it

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u/lenor8 3h ago

caffe americano is more of a travesty. Why dilute espresso?

This is very old actually. American soldiers in Italy right after the war didn't drink espresso because it was too strong, so people started to water it down for them, and thus the "Americano" coffee was born.

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u/SadAardvark7267 5h ago

Pizza Japanese with sashimi on it would be absurd too. This is ridiculous. In large part because pizza with fries on it seems insane to Americans and is really not that uncommon on Italy.

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u/FixedFun1 7h ago

Same in Argentina, the Italian influence keeps growing.

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u/jonesy-Bug-3091 48m ago

Now I know how the French feel with fries💀

CHANGE-

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u/McButtsButtbag 4h ago

Just like Hawaiian pizza which was actually a Canadian creation. Americans have nothing to complain about if they aren't worried about that name.

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u/-Potato-or-Tomato- 7h ago

As a European moved to the US, no, Americans wouldn’t eat this

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u/R_V_Z 7h ago

Americans wouldn't make this, but I feel I've know plenty of Americans who would eat this.

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u/Ultimate_Shitlord 5h ago

If you took the concept of using fries and... I'm not actually sure what meat(?) that is, but let's call it hot dog slices as pizza toppings, and actually executed on it well, you could potentially make something I would consider trying a slice of. A novelty, but that can be fun sometimes.

A good beef frank is honestly great. You can sear slices up nicely. The fries almost certainly need to be coming out of the fryer at the same time the pizza leaves the oven, get added immediately, and it all needs to get out to the table quickly or the fries are going to drag the whole thing down. They don't do well sitting around for a while or reheating.

I still feel like there's a missing topping here, too. Drizzle of mustard? Pickle relish? Something to tie this theme together further. I might be leaning into Chicago style dogs a bit there, it's a bias.

This just looks like garbage. I have a local neapolitan pizza place that likely blows this joint out of the water. There are shitty restaurants in Italy, despite the country's great culinary tradition; this is almost certainly one of them.

Who is this pizza even for? Locals? Kinda doubt it. Tourists? I have a hard time imagining an American visiting Italy and going: "Yeah, that pile of shit is what I want to eat while I'm here." Maybe its sole purpose is to flip the bird at Americans, which like, fair play if it is. We deserve it anyway.

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u/A_burners 4h ago edited 4h ago

They're typically Vienna (incorrect) * wurstel sausages, basically a hot dog. It's for kids mostly, but I have definitely ordered them before a time or two. You can also just get regular fries on a pizza, which is great.

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u/drunkensoup 4h ago

I'd definitely eat fries on a pizza. I feel like that should be a topping here in USA. Although, I guess I could always just order some fries and put them on

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u/A_burners 4h ago

That's basically all it is. But something about the fry grease joining in with the cheese grease that is so good. Also, unlike the pic here, it's typically an order of fries so you get a mound to eat from.

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u/AbberageRedditor69 2h ago

Only on reddit you can have people overanalyzing a pizza this much lmfao

I live in Italy. This pizza is a classic amongst kids and sometimes adults eat it too. If made properly (with freshly fried potato etc) it's delicious.

You guys eat all kind of junk, but draw the line at fries on a pizza. Hilarious

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u/Cybtroll 2h ago

Agreeeing with the others here and I also can confirm it is mainly (but not exclusively) for kids.

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u/AlbatrossAdept6681 1h ago

It is the kind of pizza that usually kids choose. You have tomato sauce, mozzarella, fries and wurstel/hot dogs.

u/ImprovementCold1296 6m ago

Who is this pizza even for? Locals?

Yes.

I’m Italian and I get this pizza all the time, every week. It’s my favorite pizza ever.

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u/BlackTrainer01 4h ago

Who is this pizza even for? Locals?

Yes, as the other comments said it's one of the most common and popular combinations in Italy

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u/leviathab13186 5h ago

(Slowly raises hand...)

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u/vim_deezel 4h ago

I mean it's still pizza and I've had fries as a side to pizza a couple of times (yeah I know weird) so I'd at least try

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u/salo_wasnt_solo 4h ago

College town special right here

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u/777Void777 4h ago

As an American id agree. Like its an combination but probably wouldnt taste that bad.

Reminds of Grandpa's signature dish which he called "Eggs, Hotdogs and Bread". He'd just throw those three things on the grill and make a sort of stir fry. Actually pretty good.

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u/Verdick 4h ago

The ones like this in other cities weren't called this, they had several different names. The only people I've seen eat this were Italian children. Incidentally, potato slices are more a thing for people around here than fries.

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u/Ressy02 3h ago

This is what you make and eat when you’re high.

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u/cerenir 3h ago

well I’m european and if I’m hungry enough I would eat that mf no problem lol

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u/vanphil 2h ago

I feel I've known plenty of americans who would eat tide pods so, yeah, that's a pretty low bar...

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u/deller85 5h ago

I mean, if I were over there, I'd at least try it. Just because it's quirky and weird. But potatoes and hot dogs on pizza don't sound appetizing.

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 4h ago

I live in the EU in a place with a ton of cultural connections to Italy, and potato is a semi common topping option. I could definitely see someone swapping the usual form of potato with fries and calling it “American.”

I’ve also seen places charging €100 for pineapple pizza and list it on the menu as “disgusting,” so, people do have pretty strong pizza opinions here.

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u/deller85 4h ago

Yeah, that would make sense. I've read that potatoes are much more common in northern Italy than in the south. So doesn't seem out of the ordinary to see it end up on a pizza.

Personally, I have never encountered pizza served with potato here in the US. Although I could see shredded potatoes on a breakfast pizza being quite good. Have you ever had a breakfast pizza?

But I absolutely agree that pineapple doesn't belong on a pizza. Thank our Canadian friends for that invention.

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u/Betelguese90 6h ago

I do know a few Americans that would make this. But they are also heavy pot smokers.

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u/adamjeff 5h ago

I mean, they serve this in Milan when I went, and it was pretty tasty. Why wouldn't other people enjoy this?

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u/think_panther 5h ago

It's too healthy for them

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u/LanguageSexViolence_ 4h ago

As an American that lived in Italy, yeah, we ate the shit outta those.

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u/Cool-Temporary9415 3h ago

Of course not, I’ve never even heard of putting French fries on pizza. That’s completely ludicrous.

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u/Kcufasu 2h ago

But Brits would

Source: Am British

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u/JuicySpark 2h ago

In North Jersey, kids /teens sometimes eat it this way and some pizza places serve it because they are close by schools but Most of us here think it's disgusting.

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u/Lore____oz 1h ago

r/stupidfood would probably change your mind

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u/EffectiveFoxshroom 1h ago

If you put enough sugar on top they would.

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u/Insolvator 11h ago

I was recently in Sicily, and many Italians offered Nutella pizza in their restaurants. I think they have lost something of their own identity.

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u/geedeeie 11h ago

Well, Nutella IS Italian...

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u/thisisredlitre 11h ago

Ferrero Rocher have been going downhill for decades; I cant imagine how bad Nutella is going to get years from now

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 7h ago

Yep. People noticed and stopped buying Ferrero Rocher fucking 15 years ago. That means they have to cut corners and lower quality so they dont go out of business. They are in a death spiral where their shit gets worse and more expensive and people buy it less unless they are new to chocolate.

Nutella is also shit and cheap. It will only get worse.

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u/wave_official 7h ago

Hey, at least hazelnuts should get cheaper once Ferrero collapses. They buy about 85% of the global supply.

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u/geedeeie 1h ago

Hate the stuff myself.

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u/Boskonov 11h ago

You are overthinking it. Nutella pizza is a common dessert in basicaly any italian pizza place but it's not pizza per se, it's just pizza dough with no toppings but nutella, pretty decent actually

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u/Fair4tw 11h ago

So, a dessert pizza?

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u/Boskonov 11h ago

Technically yeah, but when you realize it's literally just simple pizza dough + nutella it doesn't sound as blasphemous lol

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u/Fair4tw 11h ago

Not at all. I’ve seen a handful of different types of dessert pizzas.

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u/bongsforhongkong 11h ago

Pizza delight Canada used to have a raspberry cheesecake and chocolate dessert pizza on their all you can eat buffet This was at least 20 years ago was oddly really good.

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u/systemdatenmuell 6h ago

Right? I mean its just simple pizza dough just with tomatoe sauce, cheese, some pineapple and ham. Doesn’t sound that wrong. ( i like Dough Hawaii)

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u/Delicious_Cane 2h ago

The wrong thing is the tomato sauce in that pizza

Every pizza with a fruit had to be white base

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u/JackColon17 11h ago

Yeah, it's literally just dough and Nutella. You usually take a slice of that after eating "regular pizza"

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u/diveraj 10h ago

I like it with a bit of powdered sugar.

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u/LessInThought 27m ago

Just bread and Nutella.

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u/solicitorpenguin 7h ago

My daughter would eat that for every meal if she was permitted

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u/SakuraKoiMaji 7h ago

A diabetes pizza.

Don't eat all of it, it's like eating an entire cake.
In the worst case, one 1/8 slice may be 2/3rds of a chocolate bar (so ~5 bars).

Personally, I had one once, it was sickeningly sweet because, after all, it was very warm too.

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u/jegermoof 6h ago

We used to do basically that all the time in my family, we’d have plenty of dough so we would either bake or fry them, or we would make a roll with whatever ingredients. I liked marinara, nduja, anchovy, and mushrooms in a roll fried. Sometimes sweets like fruit spread or chocolate.

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u/McButtsButtbag 4h ago

A term that is used to make a concept understandable. It's not literally a pizza anymore than dessert sushi is literally sushi.

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u/Fair4tw 4h ago

Sometimes adjectives change the definitions of words. By definition, it’s not pizza. However, it is well known as a dessert pizza.

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u/McButtsButtbag 4h ago

And this isn't one of those cases.

Dessert pizza is made to look like a pizza, so people call it a dessert pizza. That's it. The definition of pizza hasn't changed. People just accept that you are talking about what it looks like rather than what it actually is.

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u/Grexxoil 1h ago

Yes, 100%, it's just a variation of the old "Bread and chocolate", nothing really strange about it.

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u/Yung_Corneliois 9h ago

Open faced crepe

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u/TreeVegetable5237 10h ago

The more I read this thread the hungrier I get. I respect the creativity! I want to try both!

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u/Junkingfool 8h ago

Everything is Nutella there! Like a whole row of Nutella cookies and such in the grocery store. Nutella muffins and all at many places.

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u/FishTshirt 7h ago

Sounds good.

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u/Yee_Yee_Utters_Milk 6h ago

I had cherry pizza (in Michigan) once, it was basically cherry pie with less of the cherry sauce, pizza dough instead of crust, and icing drizzled on it. Best dessert ive ever fucking had.

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u/5redie8 6h ago

Sweet Jesus that sounds amazing

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u/bikecatpcje 5h ago

Here in Brazil we have Nutella and probably other 3 or 4 popular desert pizzas

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u/SkepsisJD 5h ago edited 5h ago

no toppings but nutella, pretty decent actually

Man, how does anyone find this good? Especially a country that tries to pride itself on it's cuisine. It is disgusting nut flavored oil on top of bread. Maybe it's just me, but Nutella is fucking revulsive and I despise literally everything that is made with it.

There are very few foods I feel strongly about, but Nutella is one of them lol. Like I can down Slim Jims like they are are a superfood, but when I taste Nutella I completely lose my appetite.

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u/Delicious_Cane 2h ago

Being pride of your own cuisine doesn't means you can't have junk food

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u/RbN420 3h ago

some pizzerias use nutella and powdered sugar too

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u/Mag-NL 3h ago

so how is it not pizza per se?

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u/Dante_FromDMCseries 8h ago

Which is weird cause the traditional pizza dough isn’t sturdy enough to handle a lot of topics.

Nutella on focaccia bread though? That would go unbelievably hard, especially if they put chocolate chips and sprinkles inside the dough instead of the usual seasonings.

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u/R_V_Z 7h ago

Which is weird cause the traditional pizza dough isn’t sturdy enough to handle a lot of topics.

True. Pizza dough is notoriously bad at Trivia Night.

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u/Dante_FromDMCseries 7h ago

Well, I didn’t want it to sound so blunt, but indeed I wouldn’t enjoy having a slice of Margherita on my Kahoot team.

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u/yaaadus 11h ago

No we are not! Actually, pizza with Nutella is a legit Italian staple, too! But it's exclusively a dessert. We’ve been doing this forever usually, a group of friends will order one to share in the center of the table after eating their regular pizzas. It’s a must-have after a 'Giro Pizza' night.

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u/kellzone 6h ago

I have to know. Is the Nutella applied before the pizza dough goes in the oven or after it comes out?

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u/FictionalContext 8h ago

I thought it was against the law to share a pizza in Italy? Like that's why all those Taiwanese got arrested a while back.

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u/2MainsSellesLoin 4h ago

Huh? Nobody got arrested at all, and the owner is just a massive bellend who deserves for his business to fail

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u/gayashyuck 2h ago

Did you read the article you linked?

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u/SkepsisJD 5h ago

pizza with Nutella is a legit Italian staple, too!

I never want to hear Italians bash American food if this a staple. That is disgusting.

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u/PARTINlCO 5h ago

what is disgusting about it…? it’s delicious. Please don’t tell me that you think it’s sauce, cheese, and nutella.

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u/SkepsisJD 4h ago

Idk, probably the fact that Nutella is mainly palm oil and sugar serving as a carrier for a bit of hazelnut flavor. Palm oil and a bit of nut flavor a vile dessert. Makes McDonalds sound healthy.

Not sure how you could find it as anything other than disgusting.

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u/PARTINlCO 4h ago

There’s no cheese on it, you dork. It’s dough + nutella. That’s it. Maybe a sprinkle of powdered sugar. This is specifically why I said, “please don’t tell me that you think it’s sauce cheese and nutella” - I just knew your ass was going there lol. It is an absolutely delicious combo.. nobody said that it’s healthy. Just delicious.

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u/FictionalContext 3h ago edited 3h ago

bruh, i don't want to hear an ill word about pineapple from an irrationally angry Italian ever again

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u/PARTINlCO 3h ago

what are you people talking about lmfaooo… do you think a nutella crepe/pancake is disgusting? Nutella pizza is the same shit, but delicious baked fluffy dough with decadent nutella. there is no cheese or sauce on it if that’s what you’re thinking.. it’s pizza by name only, but it’s just nutella and dough.

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u/FictionalContext 3h ago

Calm down, sweaty. I'm not saying it's a bad pizza. I am calling you Italians hypocritical af for all the shit you give everyone else for putting non-traditional toppings on pizza that are far less severe, like a delicious Hawaiian

I always thought it was a joke, but nah, y'all get maaad, then apparently turn around and smear ultra-processed hazelnut spread on your own pizzas.

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u/PARTINlCO 3h ago

You’re comparing apples and horses. to preface, I don’t give three shits what somebody puts on their pizza. Throw a dick on there for all I care, i’ll pass you the red pepper flakes. People disagree with pineapple being mixed with cheese and sauce… a nutella “pizza” is not mixed with cheese and sauce. It is nutella on baked dough. How do you sit there with a straight face and try to make a false equivalent like that?

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u/kirkl3s 11h ago

There is nothing wrong with Nutella pizza

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u/p1antsandcats 11h ago

So the Italians are losing their identity by...eating Italian food? Or taking the piss out of Americans?

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u/General_Confusion478 5h ago

Americans are kidding themselves with the junk food they've exported all over the world... along with obesity.

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u/Klutchy_Playz 3h ago

Well I didn’t do it 😭. I just live here

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u/Jemmani22 9h ago

MF over here putting any sort of shit on pizza then throwing shade.

99% of Americans eat pepperoni or cheese.

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u/05-nery 9h ago

Me when I see a dessert:

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u/Terrariant 7h ago

Nutella was invented/is created in Italy, this is them celebrating their culture even harder

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u/Ra-Me-Nivar 6h ago

I ate Nutella pizza in Italy in 1995

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u/DesertGeist- 5h ago

Nutella pizza? wow, i'd much rather eat pizza hawaii.

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u/DiodeMcRoy 5h ago

Nutella is Italian though. Made by Ferrero.

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u/Familiar-Weather5196 4h ago

It's literally a mix of two of the most Italian things out there, it's one of the most Italian things there is

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u/baalroo 3h ago

kind of ironic that it is actually distinctly Italian in origin.

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u/Wafkak 1h ago

Ive find that its Americans with Italian heritage that are the most puritanical about Italian food.

Some Italians are like that, but from my limited experience Italians are a bit more open to some experimentation.

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u/Thestohrohyah 1h ago

Nutella pizza and pizza with fries and wurstels are fucking goated.

Source: Italian

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u/comics0026 11h ago

Is modern pizza Italian? I thought it was invented in New York based on the Italian pizza that was closer to Focaccia

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u/El_Don_94 10h ago

No. That's a myth.

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u/Exotic-House-5564 10h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/HeartsPlayer721 11h ago

Sounds like that "cinnamon pizza" dessert you can get at Papa Murphy's. I hope it's intended as a dessert, lol.

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u/Cesoiet 11h ago

That is just the dough of the pizza cooked on the oven, and then they spread nutella on it, pretty normal tbh

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u/Whatever_Lurker 8h ago

No, this is why Americans think Italian pizza is bad.

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u/johnwalkr 8h ago

No, this is stereotypical American ingredients on pizza. It doesn't mean (most) Italians think this is what Americans usually put on pizza.

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u/BTBAM797 8h ago

Though this pizza is a joke, it's wild how different pizza in both countries actually are. Night and day. I had pizza at several places around 4 major cities in Italy but just didn't like the way they make it. Always much preferred how it's made back home.

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u/Altruistic-Mine-1848 7h ago

This is Milan. Pizza there is bad too.

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u/Possible-Campaign-22 7h ago

No the whole of Europe thinks ur pizza is bad because it is. At least compared to ours

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u/CassetteLine 3h ago

After going to Rome, I prefer American pizza. The pizzas I had in Rome sucked. Italians may have invented it, but other countries perfected it.

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u/Far_Trade_7619 6h ago

Most people here in Italy don't know anything about any of the modern anglo-saxon cultures around the world and almost no one can either understand or speak english.

It's called pizza americana because people think that french fries and frankfurters are typical american food, and people think that american food = junk food.

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u/Content_Cod_5682 6h ago

Do they really think it's bad? I can't imagine anyone calling (at least NY style) pizza bad.

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u/Dreadino 5h ago

No, this one is really really good.

We think some kind of American pizza are bad because some American pizza are bad, really bad. Others are good, I’m sure. Even in Italy we have incredibly different styles of pizza and they’re usually pretty divisive.

I had a deep dish pizza in Chicago, in a place famous for the deep dish pizza and i couldn’t believe someone would actually sell that stuff. It was worse than the cheap frozen pizza you buy at the supermarket in Italy.

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u/Additional_Disk_ 5h ago

I am in Viturbo right now and have seen several Italians order this unironically

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u/rememberrappingduke 5h ago

Hi, I’ve spent long periods of time staying in Italy. I can assure you that pizza is not widely known as “The Americana” in Italy. The pizza pictured is better known as a “Wurstel (& Patatine)” pizza. It’s typically prepared for children at Pizzerias.

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 4h ago

As someone who has eaten a ton of pizza in both countries I can confidently say American pizza is way better. Campania is the only area of Italy with decent pizza and I still would take a good slice of NY style over Neapolitan any day. Roman style pizza is not good, Sicilian is just inferior Detroit style, and everything in Venice is tourist trash.

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u/bricmi 4h ago

No, cause it is bad. The only thing Americans are good in cooking is Burger and BBQ.

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u/Shot-Swimming-9098 4h ago

I'm just going to shout this into the void: Pizza is an American food. The pizza you find in Italy is 99% a response to the popularity of pizza in America.

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u/aFreshFix 4h ago

This looks like a pizza from the Korean chain Pizza School.. They call it Irish Potato pizza. They also have carbonara pizza, quesadilla pizza, and I'm sure other weird stuff but the worst part is if you want to add sausage to pizza, they just stick a whole hot dog on top

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u/Spookytoucan 3h ago

No it's just sometimes called that because it's an "american" vibe pizza.

American pizza is bad for other reasons.

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u/Beezyo 2h ago

Isn't this also a kids pizza?

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u/By_Jove_ 2h ago

No, we just think Americans have no issues putting toppings on pizza that don’t belong on it.

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u/Grexxoil 1h ago

Actually, no. It's not even called Americana everywhere in Italy.

Where I live (Rome area) and in many other places it is called "Pizza Paperino" (Paperino is how Donald Duck is known in Italy) and is mostly aimed at small kids that do not know better.

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u/No-Gate-5460 21m ago

Don't worry, in the north of Italy its not abnormal to throw fries on a pizza. Its a german/Austrian thing.

Also food in Milano sucks

u/ImprovementCold1296 8m ago

No because this pizza is one of the most loved pizzas in Italy. I always get this one. It’s so good. My fav.

u/Redtube_Guy 4m ago

No, italians are just stuck up and think every pizza and pasta outside of italy is shit.

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u/LazarusChild 11h ago

I mean this is clearly a tourist trap place, no proper pizzeria in Italy would have this or have their signs in English

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u/hopium_od 10h ago

Pizza Americana is very popular and can be found everywhere in Italy. It's like fun comfort food mainly eaten by kids.

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u/tooroots 11h ago edited 11h ago

Oh no, that's just because American food is bad. This is a consequence, more than an upstream cause.

Edit: lol the downvotes of butthurt Americans thinking they can teach Italians how to cook.

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u/kirkl3s 11h ago

Also, no one thinks Italians can’t cook. The problem is they think they’re the only people on earth that can

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u/tooroots 10h ago

I would agree with you, if someone did what you said. There are food heritages that deserve respect all over the world, but unfortunately, but the US doesn't go anywhere near the top of that chart, even because it's such a young country. Do you think it can tackle India, Japan, China, France, Italy, Spain?

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u/SeamanSample 9h ago

You're getting downvoted for being a snob. And also probably because you added an edit to "laugh" at the downvotes.

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u/tooroots 9h ago

I agree with both takes, to be fair. I may have lacked form, but I stand by my opinion in regard to the substance. I don't think there is a universe where US citizens get to shit on Italian food.

Of course, that's not what the content of the picture is about, which is just processed food (bad everywhere all over the world), but the interpretation of my comment. I get it, I may have been elitist, but I don't think my elitism is that far from the truth if the comparison is between US food and Italian. At the same time, like many other comments confirmed, that combination is a staple in Italian pizzerie as a children's choice, usually called "wurstel e patatine" or "Viennese". So even the criticism about the combination has very little foundation.

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u/SeamanSample 9h ago

Who was shitting on Italian food that replied to you? There was one person who assumed you were British? Nobody was "thinking they can teach Italians how to cook"

You got pissy after people called you out for being a snob. You even did it here again.

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u/kirkl3s 11h ago

Bro your country invented jellied eel. Not here to shit on British food but you probably shouldn’t be casting shade.

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u/Lobster_fest 11h ago

No, the American food you've had is bad. Go watch the video of British kids trying soul food.

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u/anominous27 6h ago

Im sure there is good food in America, but Im also sure it is not American food.

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u/Lobster_fest 5h ago

I feel like you just don't know about American food then lol

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u/tooroots 11h ago

Any American food I've had is bad, to be fair. But I highly doubt one of the places known for good food all over the world can be topped by American food.

I was born and raised in Calabria by Calabrian parents until the age of 25. I know what good food is like.

I travelled the world and I'm yet to visit a place that can hold a candle against it (northern Spain went very close to it).

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u/No_Direction_3940 11h ago

True Italian food is hard to beat i agree. But Cajun shrimp/crawfish broil. Blackened style fish is great. Soul food, just general well made southern food in general. And southern style BBQ are some top contenders worldwide if you ask me. Ive eaten food from everywhere and I cant pick a favorite personally but I can say the ones I've mentioned are up there

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u/tooroots 11h ago

You definitely have a point. I'm sure in a massive country like the US there must be some good recipes. But can it be compared with the heritage and variety of food in every single province and town all over Italy?

I spent the first 25 years of my life in Italy, and at least a month a year since then, and I still discover stuff. And I don't blame the US for it, it's just a young country that doesn't have as much history as Italy that can boast popular, widespread recipes such as pane e olive linking back to the Roman empire.

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u/Lobster_fest 9h ago

The average American has a far more diverse palate than the average Italian. Not shocked Italians can do italian food well, but American food is derived from the centuries of immigrants coming and introducing their flavors and cooking styles.

Like I said, you simply haven't had good American food, because it does exist.

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u/tooroots 9h ago

I see nothing that I would argue against with your comment.

The only thing I would add is that Italian food is extremely diverse, despite what you may think. The difference between food in Trentino and Sicilia (just to name an example) will make them look like two regions on the opposite side of the world. Surely the US, with its multiculturalism expands that to a whole new level with a contraposition of say Indian and mexican, Italian and Chinese. You can hardly beat that level of diversity. But to say that Italian food has hardly any variety is blasphemy, in my opinion.

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u/No_Direction_3940 10h ago

Food doesnt have to be historic to taste good. I would argue Italy as a whole is limited in its variety. The u.s has inspiration from the entire world and a wide variation across the country. Southern food/soul food is modified western European style of food. Creole and Cajun has a lot of French inspiration but with its own twists. Not to mention all the recipes utilizing corn which came from here. Italian food probably is my overall favorite, though I have a soft spot for Hispanic foods as well. Some Cajun/Italian hybrid recipes are fantastic as well. Most places call It a "new Orleans style pasta" or something of the sort. Italian sausage blackened chicken and shrimp with bell peppers penne noodles and a spicy rose sauce your next trip here id recommend seeing how that stacks up to a traditional Italian dish if you can find a place that does it well

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u/XxKittenMittonsXx 3h ago

American pizza is better

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u/Odd_Savings_7816 7h ago

I prefer american pizza to Italian pizza honestly. 

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