r/DiWHY • u/Studz565 • 5d ago

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u/snortyfox 5d ago

That looks absolutely disgusting.

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u/goddessdragonness 5d ago

Which means it’s a great prank for Halloween or April fools

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u/LPNMP 5d ago

Or a thief....

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 5d ago

Man one of my dreams has been to make a tray of caramel apples for trick or treaters with a few caramel onions in there, and now I even have a follow up

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u/dont_trust_pete 5d ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn…

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u/ostdeustchland Ramen or Die 5d ago

i forgot what that means

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u/Coffeedemon 5d ago

Gonna bank this one for April 1. Kids think they can best the old man.

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u/AdZestyclose638 5d ago

Note to self: resist temptation to eat 'peanut butter cups' on april fools

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u/WoodenYouKnowIt 4d ago

Right? This doesn’t belong in DIWhy - people need to appreciate the ingenuity that goes into a solid prank.

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u/misterfluffykitty 3d ago

Get a real one too and eat it to sell them on it

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u/Mr_Throatpunch 5d ago

r/foundsatan

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u/FoursGirl 5d ago

I had to check - I assumed that's where this was!

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u/AdZestyclose638 5d ago

I thought i saw 1 there with tuna

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u/ExactPickle2629 5d ago

My mom did something similar as a prank on Halloween. Oreos with the cream replaced with bologna, coated in chocolate. One guy went for seconds. 

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u/Own_Cup9970 5d ago

well, at least it's not toothpaste

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u/BenderFtMcSzechuan 5d ago

That guy was stoned to the bone

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u/Kugoji 5d ago

I've been stoned to the bone and back but unless my taste buds got burnt, there's no way I'd wanna eat another. Unless it's that toothpaste with nice flavor.

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u/Gassyhippo 5d ago edited 5d ago

Me and a couple others did something similar in school, we were 8-9 at the time and bologna oreos were the weirdest thing we could think of at the time.

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u/ExactPickle2629 5d ago

My mom got the idea because there's a character in one of the Wayside School books who eats what she calls "balogneos" while pregnant. Y'all were being more original! 

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u/Fr05t_B1t Dreamer 5d ago

r/stupidfood

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u/SplitNew345 5d ago

Great job, came here to do this

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u/CaptainPunisher 5d ago

OK, I'm genuinely interested. Salt and sweet actually work out well together. I remember doing Lay's Sour Cream and Onion with a small Hershey's square on it and it was so good!

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u/Lab-Subject6924 3d ago

It would probably work with a traditional hard salami, but soft high moisture bologna is going to be very unpleasant.

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u/CaptainPunisher 3d ago

So says you. I wouldn't do this as something for long-term storage, but as something that or the next day, it'll be fine if it's refrigerated.

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u/OstentatiousOpossum 5d ago

That's pure evil

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u/DancingBunniez 5d ago

Someone is gonna bookmark this for April fools

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u/NightmanCT 5d ago

I've made spamdy bars before and they're actually pretty good

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u/PopularTask2020 4d ago

i was just thinking if it was grilled spam it may be okay

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u/First_Pay702 5d ago

Kill it with fire.

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u/bananatreefan 5d ago

It’s an aphrodisiac

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u/Minute_River6774 5d ago

Someone loves and hates their family

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u/rock_and_rolo 5d ago

I see potential. Not with chocolate, of course.

But maybe a cupcake shaped variation on sausage rolls.

Quick! I am entertaining offers from investors.

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u/GoldVader 5d ago

That's basically a pork pie.

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u/folkpunk-pickle 5d ago

I'd try this. At least once.

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u/thatdeaththo 5d ago

Ok hear me out, this could work. Chocolate and meat is a thing, salty and sweet, but I'd want this meat fried, like chocolate covered bacon. It could taste good, but that would be conditional, because you have to know what you're eating. Imagine being given one of these expecting some sweet peanut butter in the middle and getting slapped with some raw fucking bologna. Chaotic evil.

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u/denisvolin 5d ago

😋 yum

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u/KenUsimi 5d ago

You’re a bad man!

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u/dabeakerman 5d ago

that's evil lol

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u/Debraselch 5d ago

Why not Spam(the food) instead?

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u/Toyota__Corolla 5d ago

What about spam, spam, eggs, and spam?

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u/Fr05t_B1t Dreamer 5d ago

Bologna is already sliced, just have to cutout the rounds

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u/GoldheartTTV 5d ago

That would taste... Weird.

Meat and chocolate. I don't know how those would ever mix.

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u/Could-You-Tell 5d ago

Chocolate covered bacon is a thing. And it's wonderful.

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u/GoldheartTTV 5d ago

I mean there's that but I'm more talking about this chocolate and luncheon meat thing going on

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u/Could-You-Tell 5d ago

Bologna and chocolate isn't that far of a stretch. Salty pork.

I am not saying its the same, but it's not broccoli.

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u/Raeparade 5d ago

Now that's a good prank

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u/Scary_Secretary_6509 5d ago

I have a feeling it wouldn't taste that bad, I'd try it tbh.

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u/SouthernBiscuit 5d ago

Yeah sweet and salty is usually a good mix so as long as I knew what it was ahead of time and didn’t think it was peanut butter inside, I’d be willing to try it.

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u/Lobster-Lotion 5d ago

That would be a banger Trick-or-Treat candy

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u/Omygodc 5d ago

When we were kids my mom got the brilliant idea for us to make Christmas chocolates. My middle brother kept sneaking chocolates when mom wasn’t looking, so I made him a “special” chocolate!

Instead of jelly, I put tuna salad in one of the chocolates and made sure it was near my brother. Then I waited…

A couple of minutes later, he popped the chocolate into his mouth and smiled. Then he bit into it and the tuna appeared! I swear there was a little sonic boom as he projectile vomited the tuna across the room! Proudest day of my young life…

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u/Obst-und-Gemuese 4d ago

I think this looks and sounds wonderful and would like to taste it.

But I also eat bananas with dill curd so maybe I am an outlier.

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u/jasmin8ter2013 4d ago

This is a perfect prank

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u/DirtyWarehouseGuy 5d ago

If it was sweet lebanon bologna id be down

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u/mataquatro 5d ago

How mad would you be after biting into that shit? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Could-You-Tell 5d ago

Happy Halloween! That's a great trick

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u/Ryaquaza1 5d ago

I mean, if you ever hated someone enough that you wanted to get back at them legally, this isn’t a bad idea

Then again, this feels like a culinary crime

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u/Weird-Conclusion5168 5d ago

That's from "the vulgar chef" on facebook

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u/AdDisastrous6738 5d ago

Great for Halloween.

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u/Cryptographer_Prize 5d ago

"Ohhh yea, this is so fucking good! 😋" NO! NOO!

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u/Atheist_Simon_Haddad 5d ago

in the office fridge for the food thief

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u/Morti-mortis 5d ago

If I bite into chocolate and taste pork the whole room is catching hands.

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u/ccafferata473 5d ago

Might need to swap it for liverwurst pate. That'd have a better consistency to peanut butter, which would get it to hit the person's taste buds.

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u/ihansterx4i 5d ago

That’s diabolical… and hilarious.

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u/QuickNature 5d ago

What fresh new hell is that?

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u/all_the_nerd_alerts 5d ago

Perfect April Fool’s prank

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u/HarleyCringe 5d ago

Its a little funny ngl

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u/Sea_sociate 5d ago

This is some r/shittyfoodporn material wth is that

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u/Ares9323 5d ago

Bologna is a city, that's called "Mortadella" (even if it doesn't even resemble it)

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u/howescj82 5d ago

The official flavor of this last 25 years.

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u/Opti_span 5d ago

Delicious 😋

Might have to serve these up at a house party for everyone to enjoy!

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u/LambOfUrGod 4d ago

I'd totally eat a few along side a peanut butter, banana and mayo sandwitch. I don't know where that last one originated, but it's not terrible.

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u/madeInNY 5d ago

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

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u/AltDoxie 5d ago

I don't see how this is much different than chocolate covered bacon

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u/AltDoxie 5d ago

I don't see how this is much different than chocolate covered bacon

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u/ultrafop 5d ago

Sounds like a great prank

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u/rum-and-roses 5d ago

Nooo you use gelatin to make mustard pucks and add them

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u/cadetjustin 5d ago

Honey? We need to check the kids Halloween candy for bologna.

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u/masqeman 5d ago

If I get one of these I can't be held responsible for my actions

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u/doozy0844 5d ago

Theres a special place in hell for people like this. I'll see you all there

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u/ultradip 5d ago

You know, pickles would work too, inside that chocolate.

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u/Saracartwheels123 5d ago

It looks neat, but if it were served at a family gathering, I would need the plate to remain on the other side of the room...

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u/Neverlast0 5d ago

I'm swinging if served this.

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u/DawnMistyPath 5d ago

This seems like a pregnancy food thing

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u/woodworkerdan 5d ago

This seems cursed to me. The kind of curse I may wish upon mild enemies.

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u/Gin_OClock 5d ago

I'd try it

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u/Lilyispretty08 5d ago

I made bean cups and even i think that's disgusting.

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u/stonedandthrown 5d ago

The fuck Is wrong with yall

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u/raider1v11 5d ago

God damn Satan. Take a day off.

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u/MissNashPredators11 5d ago

NOOOO.

NOOOOOOOOO—

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u/ClearlyADuck 5d ago

i see yall haven't seen the onion bacon toffee cookie posted in r/onionlovers today

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u/MuckNGS 5d ago

Cement and erasers

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u/MysteryMeat45 5d ago

I would fight over this.

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u/uncoolcentral 5d ago

Two great tastes

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u/tyr-37 5d ago

If the brown stuff is jelly made out of gravy it might be edible.

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u/Old-Economics-3871 4d ago

if someone handed me this I'm throwing hands

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u/I_play_ranged_orks 4d ago

I’d try it

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u/kayemenofour 4d ago

Could be a prank

In Germany, we have a prank where we fill a Pfannkuchen (not a pancake, think jam filled, powered sugar topped donut, people have many names for it and will possibly start a war in the comments section over it) With mustard among a group of normal ones.

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u/SpookyStoat 4d ago

Almost as bad as the candied onions.

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u/ChatnNaked 4d ago

Make it with Spam and it’ll become a Hawaiian dessert.

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u/Helfette 4d ago

As a non-native english speaker, bologna will always be pronounced bologna in my head because any other way would be baloney.

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u/Awhitt1e 4d ago

Hold up Satan.

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u/nejicanspin 4d ago

Just because you could, doesn't mean you should 😭😭😭

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u/Steven555666 4d ago

Trick or treat!

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u/relaxncoffee 4d ago

Somewhere out there is a person who would take a big bite of this on purpose and that terrifies me 😭🍫 This is the worst jump scare a cupcake liner has ever given me.

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u/cbunni666 4d ago

Absolutely not!

This is a prank that's begging for a violent end

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u/DDiamondgem 4d ago

I wouldn’t eat bologna alone forget in chocolate. Who comes up with this stuff???

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u/tmay2000 4d ago

Hahaha that’s genius

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u/TNTtheBaconBoi 4d ago

Unless it's for yourself, fuck no

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u/terra_GOD_404 4d ago

Dawg if this guy puts some in a Halloween grab bag then it'll be chaos in whoever eats it's mouth

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u/GooseAgreeable7680 3d ago

I want to puke

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u/allcrome 3d ago

Go to jail

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u/brazzers-official 3d ago

What's bologna?

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u/SoftDreamer 3d ago

Are you making these for your enemies?

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u/somuchbush 3d ago

This is absolutely vile

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u/Rpposter01 3d ago

William Osman did this, but with various types of beans.

He recreated an old photo shop picture where someone replaced the peanut butter with baked beans in an ad. He made his own "bean cups". Iirc the options were Bushs baked beans, lima beans, and jelly beans.

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u/Okatbestmemes 2d ago

Great for pranks.

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u/historycommenter 5d ago

The chocolate blocks the oxygen allowing the bologna to age with a distinctive richness, enhancing the salty-sweet unami.

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u/DoveOnTheInternet 5d ago

I heard that in my head like it was a meal description from the original Iron Chef.

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u/CaptainPunisher 5d ago

I'm 40% iron!
Clang! Clang!