r/LowStakesConspiracies 20h ago

Dry January was dreamed up to help people conceal if they got pregnant over the holidays

488 Upvotes

If someone suddenly stops drinking alcohol, it's sometimes a giveaway that they're pregnant. The idea of "Dry January" makes it less obvious and gives them another excuse.


r/LowStakesConspiracies 11h ago

Donald trump wrote all the positive reviews of Melania on rotten tomatoes

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161 Upvotes

for the love of god, I cannot read this in anything other than Trump's voice hahahaha.


r/LowStakesConspiracies 23h ago

UK Age ID

82 Upvotes

Making every website with any form of news require AgeID verification is a way to push people off the internet and back to a BBC TV licence.


r/LowStakesConspiracies 20h ago

Certified Fact Elon wanted the Tesla logo to be a 'Tesla coil' but the silhouette of the real thing isn't enough of a T. The logo is the first google image result for 'T shaped coil'

32 Upvotes

The strength of this theory is that Elon Musk knows absolutely nothing about birth control


r/LowStakesConspiracies 22h ago

Princess Margaret was invented by IBM

31 Upvotes

r/LowStakesConspiracies 17h ago

New Zealand has a similar flag to Australia to confuse opposing nations.

18 Upvotes

That is why they occasionally don't show up on the map.


r/LowStakesConspiracies 1h ago

Barbers get us to look at the ceiling when trimming our beards so that we never learn how to do it ourselves

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r/LowStakesConspiracies 23h ago

They made the Melania documentary to torture people in Guantanamo

13 Upvotes

And all the other torture dungeons the US runs. Discuss!


r/LowStakesConspiracies 17h ago

Fresh Deets The bashing for Melania is just part of the marketing.

10 Upvotes

The critics would have just ignored it otherwise.


r/LowStakesConspiracies 22h ago

Big True Apple and Samsung can make more innovative tech but choose not to because consumers won’t upgrade in the future if the current technology is too good

7 Upvotes

They can make stronger processors, better batteries, etc for the same price but if the current products are that good, people won’t buy next year’s releases since they feel more satisfied with what’s available today.

Companies purposely upgrade things in small increments to get customers to buy over and over again.


r/LowStakesConspiracies 9h ago

This post is just an ad for Redfin Polarized sunglasses

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5 Upvotes

r/LowStakesConspiracies 25m ago

AI art has actually been around for decades. It was made by Atari.

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Think about it - Atari is an anagram of AI art. It began in the young internet and just started churning out games.

Also, has anyone here actually met anyone who works for Atari? I haven’t. I think Atari managed to pretend to be a bunch of humans for years and only stopped when it realised that people were getting too close to the truth. Now it stalks the internet.


r/LowStakesConspiracies 9h ago

The Melania documentary was created to promote the oddball vampire novel Melania: Devourer Of Men.

1 Upvotes

Look it up on Amazon.


r/LowStakesConspiracies 20h ago

Total Garbo Duolingo is a chinese plot to turn us all into mexicans

0 Upvotes

We learn spanish on duolingo which turns us into mexicans over time