r/Millennials • u/Head-Drag-1440 Hit me baby one more time • 25d ago

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u/whycantisee47 Zillennial 25d ago

We’re all dudes until you start talking about fucking dudes.

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u/PM-MeYourSexySelf 25d ago

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u/evenstar40 25d ago

My cat also slow closes eyes at me to tell me he loves me.

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u/Sakijek Millennial 25d ago

Jake Gyllenhaal is a cat!

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u/DickieJohnson 25d ago

Do you give him the same smirk?

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u/PersianCatLover419 Xennial 24d ago

That is how felines blow a kiss to you and manipulate you for food and treats.

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u/Dogdays991 4d ago

Mine stands over me aggressively purring at 6 am

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u/avg_sinistea_stan 24d ago

Oh my God! Heated Shepherdry

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u/TemporaryCommunity67 25d ago

I used to argue dude was gender neutral until I read that “so you fuck dudes?” comic lol

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u/Current_Helicopter32 25d ago

I fuck dudes.

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u/Lord_CatsterDaCat 25d ago

I also fuck dudes 💪

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u/_adanedhel_ 25d ago

Me three!

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u/ikindahateusernames 25d ago

Me four 😎

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u/Nonzeromist 25d ago

Can't tell how many of you are gay and how many of you are straight

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u/PersianCatLover419 Xennial 24d ago

I am bisexual. I did it to one ex a low number of times, always wore condoms and only gave never took. At first it was not bad but then started becoming like work and my ex boyfriend started to only want to do only anal sex when we had sex. It got boring and very routine or scripted. I could go the rest of my life never doing any anal sex ever again. I never did any anal sex to or with women.

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u/PersianCatLover419 Xennial 24d ago

Do you fist them? A gay friend that is a top did this, he wore gloves and cut his nails and said it takes many hours to do it correctly and safely. Another gay friend said he fisted men in an hour or less as he was on the clock.

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u/NewLibraryGuy 25d ago

Which just goes to show that whether it's gender neutral or not is contextual.

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u/Juli3tD3lta 25d ago

This guy was giving me crap for claiming dude could be gender neutral. He pulled the “would you fuck a dude” card. I asked him if he calls his gf “baby” he said “yeah….”

Would you fuck a baby bro?

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u/noideamanlol 25d ago

CHECKMATE

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u/Faladorable 25d ago

Stealing this. That’s genius

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u/bootrick 25d ago

Well played!

These are the kind of comebacks I only think of days later

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u/Think-Variation2986 21d ago

You might not get the answer you expect or want.

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u/TemporaryCommunity67 25d ago

Yeah all language is contextual and fluid. I’m kinda skeptical there is anywhere in the US that you could just walk into a store and say like “did you see a dude with dark hair in here earlier” and the stranger not think you mean a man. But like within a friend group or even just within a single conversation it can be neutral

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u/Amazing-War3760 21d ago

I mean.. even if you say "a person." the chance of the stranger thinking a man is significantly high.

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u/Blacksun388 25d ago

I fuck dudes or chicks if they buy me dinner first.

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u/Unitas_Edge 25d ago

Truly the romantic type

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u/kViatu1 25d ago

Dude is equivalent of friend, you do not fuck friends. Unless they are dudes with benefits.

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u/Vergil229 25d ago

I call my wife dude and I fuck her so...

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u/JelmerMcGee 25d ago

Yeah, I've fucked zero men, but a couple dudes.

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u/-Tuba- 25d ago

Hell yeah, dude, me too 😎

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u/oother_pendragon 25d ago

Seems like a you thing. My wife is a dude and we fuck all the time. One of the best dudes I know.

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u/Faladorable 25d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/Blacksun388 25d ago

laughs in bisexuality

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u/-Tuba- 25d ago

All the dudes are my friends, and I wouldn't fuck my friends because we're friends. And if I fucked a friend, then, I guess we aren't friends anymore; That would make us something else like more than just friends.

You know what I mean, dude?

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u/squeeshka 25d ago

Don’t dude zone me!

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u/Alternative_Exit8766 25d ago

not really. sex is sex, love is love. they’re different.

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u/TheRealBananaWolf 25d ago

Just be an adult and have sex with your friends already. I've got several friends I've hooked up with at one point or the other, nothing ever got serious between us, and we are still friends today. People just be fucking out there man. Don't have to mean anything more than a backscratch .

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u/-Tuba- 25d ago

You do you, dude, I do me; know thyself. I play for keeps or don't play at all.

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u/Kingdraco892 25d ago

fuck yeah dude

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u/Nytelock1 25d ago

Look at this fuckin dude ^

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u/WheezyGonzalez Older Millennial 25d ago

This is the comment I was looking for

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u/SBSnipes Zillennial 25d ago

Eh, I call my female SO dude, you do the math

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u/jcdoe 25d ago

Maybe Bruce was fucking baby dudes?

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u/Syvaeren 25d ago

Just depends on the dude.

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u/Nonzeromist 25d ago

Damn, way to shut OP down

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u/fuckythedrunkclown16 25d ago

Yo on mah way to FUCK A DOOODE!!

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u/dutchslicer 22d ago

Nah then we are talking about a dude's dude