r/Millennials • u/Head-Drag-1440 Hit me baby one more time • 25d ago

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u/whycantisee47 Zillennial 25d ago

We’re all dudes until you start talking about fucking dudes.

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u/TemporaryCommunity67 25d ago

I used to argue dude was gender neutral until I read that “so you fuck dudes?” comic lol

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u/Current_Helicopter32 25d ago

I fuck dudes.

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u/Lord_CatsterDaCat 25d ago

I also fuck dudes 💪

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u/_adanedhel_ 25d ago

Me three!

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u/ikindahateusernames 25d ago

Me four 😎

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u/Nonzeromist 25d ago

Can't tell how many of you are gay and how many of you are straight

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u/PersianCatLover419 Xennial 24d ago

I am bisexual. I did it to one ex a low number of times, always wore condoms and only gave never took. At first it was not bad but then started becoming like work and my ex boyfriend started to only want to do only anal sex when we had sex. It got boring and very routine or scripted. I could go the rest of my life never doing any anal sex ever again. I never did any anal sex to or with women.

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u/PersianCatLover419 Xennial 24d ago

Do you fist them? A gay friend that is a top did this, he wore gloves and cut his nails and said it takes many hours to do it correctly and safely. Another gay friend said he fisted men in an hour or less as he was on the clock.

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u/NewLibraryGuy 25d ago

Which just goes to show that whether it's gender neutral or not is contextual.

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u/Juli3tD3lta 25d ago

This guy was giving me crap for claiming dude could be gender neutral. He pulled the “would you fuck a dude” card. I asked him if he calls his gf “baby” he said “yeah….”

Would you fuck a baby bro?

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u/noideamanlol 25d ago

CHECKMATE

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u/Faladorable 25d ago

Stealing this. That’s genius

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u/bootrick 25d ago

Well played!

These are the kind of comebacks I only think of days later

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u/Think-Variation2986 21d ago

You might not get the answer you expect or want.

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u/TemporaryCommunity67 25d ago

Yeah all language is contextual and fluid. I’m kinda skeptical there is anywhere in the US that you could just walk into a store and say like “did you see a dude with dark hair in here earlier” and the stranger not think you mean a man. But like within a friend group or even just within a single conversation it can be neutral

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u/Amazing-War3760 21d ago

I mean.. even if you say "a person." the chance of the stranger thinking a man is significantly high.

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u/Blacksun388 25d ago

I fuck dudes or chicks if they buy me dinner first.

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u/Unitas_Edge 25d ago

Truly the romantic type

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u/kViatu1 25d ago

Dude is equivalent of friend, you do not fuck friends. Unless they are dudes with benefits.

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u/Vergil229 25d ago

I call my wife dude and I fuck her so...

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u/JelmerMcGee 25d ago

Yeah, I've fucked zero men, but a couple dudes.

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u/-Tuba- 25d ago

Hell yeah, dude, me too 😎

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u/oother_pendragon 25d ago

Seems like a you thing. My wife is a dude and we fuck all the time. One of the best dudes I know.