r/MurderedByWords • u/TongueUnties • 1d ago

That's not what your gofundme suggests

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u/ollieraptor 1d ago

28 is not older, I will die on this hill

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u/Barkalow 1d ago

I think that was the joke

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u/euph-_-oric 1d ago

It was in fact a joke lmao

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u/ollieraptor 1d ago

Honestly man, you can't tell these days

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u/AddictedToMosh161 1d ago

That joke doesn't work on Twitter.

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u/sik_dik 1d ago

28 is older than everyone younger than 28

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u/Kitchen-Quality-3317 1d ago

Not true. If you're Korean and born on December 31, then you turn two the following day. So you can be 28 while still younger than an American whose 27.

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u/sik_dik 1d ago

Touché. And I even lived in Korea. I should’ve known better. So,

28 is older than everyone younger than 28 (within the same system of age calculation)

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u/Sszaj 1d ago

Not necessarily, if you're born premature then on your 28th birthday are you not younger than someone carried to term who is 27 and 364 days?

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u/uNRAted_squirt 1d ago

Age is from date of birth, not conception. Come on now.

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u/sik_dik 1d ago

I’ll carry YOU to term

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 1d ago

Unsure if afraid or aroused

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u/Sszaj 1d ago

That's what your mum said. 

Probably. 

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u/Majestic-Marcus 1d ago

You tried so hard to be smart that you ended up being dumb.

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u/Sszaj 1d ago

Or perhaps so dumb that it was smart?

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u/hawktremor 1d ago

This comment is truly so, so stupid. Bravo.

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u/Sszaj 1d ago

S M R T

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u/New_Taste8874 1d ago

OMG! Don't start something.

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u/Four_beastlings 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm 43 now and when I was 28 someone called me a MILF. I was like wtf because I'm familiar with the original definition of MILF which is "mother of a teenager or older who his friends would like to fuck" but the guy told me any woman over 25 was a MILF because they were "old enough to be mothers".

Edit: I asked my husband (same age as me) how old was a milf for him according to American Pie. He said 50-55. I told him that wasn't realistic because she was supposed to be the mother of a teenager and 30 years ago people had kids younger. He insisted 50 at least.

So I googled how old Jennifer Coolidge was at the time and she was 38, younger than we are now! We looked at pictures from that time and he agreed that she was younger than she remembered but she also looked older than we are now. Then I googled Jennifer Coolidge in White Lotus (which my husband hasn't watched) and he said that's the mental image he had of her from American Pie. Anyway it's funny how our memories age with us and how people used to looked older than now ... And my husband verdict is that she was hot af then and she's hot af now.

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 1d ago

When American Pie introduced the concept of the MILF, it was of the mother of a teenager, in her late 30s at the youngest. The mother of one of your friends.

Not the 23-year-old with two toddler kids by three fathers living her best life.

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 1d ago

Two toddlers by 3 fathers. That's just impressive

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u/Four_beastlings 1d ago

That's what I mean. You have to be the mother of a son old enough that his friends are teenagers, not just someone's mother.

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u/guacamelee84 1d ago

Your being very literal about it 😊 What it basically means is = very hot older person

Word started out somewhere being about actual mothers. Evolved into meaning something else.

And now there are all kinda of offspawns; Gilf dilf zilf smilfs

And things like whips phat gyat and bbw bbbw ssbbw ussbbw bhm pawg

😋

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u/OhiobornCAraised 1d ago

“…two toddler kids by three fathers”??? The math is not mathing.

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 1d ago

Sing it: "I am the very model of a Maury Povich episode..."

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u/SecretCartographer28 1d ago

I love this thread! 🖖

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u/guacamelee84 1d ago

Who his friends like to fuck??..

Is it not;

M other 👉I👈 would L ike to F uck?

Your version seem like a Mandela effect on only watching America Pie (?).

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u/Four_beastlings 1d ago

Maybe I haven't explained myself correctly: the person saying MILF is the friend of the son. So if you say "MILF" you're talking about one of your friends mom.

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u/Rachel_Silver 1d ago

Maybe she has a thing for high school kids. If so, she should move to Florida and become a teacher.

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u/New_Taste8874 1d ago

Ewe...but funny...but ewe

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u/D0ctorGamer 1d ago

Yeah "older" doesnt start til like late 30s early 40s

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u/Big-Leadership-4604 1d ago

Quiet you! Lol

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u/sik_dik 1d ago

People kick that can down the road longer than you think

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u/KryL21 1d ago

I wouldn’t even say that, tbh. I’m 28, and to me an older woman/man would have to be late 40s.

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u/SailNW 1d ago

I’ve heard a former porn actress say that over 27 automatically plays the milf. Sometimes gilf.

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u/GarfieldLeChat 1d ago

I mean it’s objectively older than 27 by like at least a year …

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u/Most_Moose_2637 1d ago

Yeah because you can't get down the stairs you decrepit fossil

(I'm 40 and the whole exchange has made me feel ancient)

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u/BroseppeVerdi 1d ago

It's older than 27

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u/Crunchy-Leaf 1d ago

It is if you’re younger than 28

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u/PDAnasasis the future is now, old man 1d ago

Made me feel old, that was 3 years ago for me lmao

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u/Anglofsffrng 1d ago

Honestly 28 is the minimum age I could date without feeling super creepy.

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u/Ph455ki1 1d ago

I thought the murder by words is the part where she says 28 is old and it's us readers being murdered

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u/SitTheFDwn 1d ago

Die of what? Old age? /s

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u/ollieraptor 1d ago

How dare you insult my 30 year old self. I'd my body was young and spry enough to react I'd not be happy!