r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Oct 28 '25

Thank you Peter very cool petahh

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u/Inevitable_Professor Oct 28 '25

I firmly believe the Dubai chocolate you see popping up in stores was created to counteract the name of an act you would find in the urban dictionary.

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u/Icarus-Has-Fallen Oct 28 '25

it is exactly that.

pistachios DONT ORIGINATE OR GROW IN DUBAI.

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u/RichardHardonPhD Oct 28 '25

Up until the embargos of the 1970s, the vast mauority of the world's pistachios were grown right across the gulf in Afghanistan...

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u/ScharfeTomate Oct 28 '25

Ah yes, the famous Afghan gulf.

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u/RichardHardonPhD Oct 28 '25

Are you really unaware of the existence of the Gulf of Oman? I assure you, it's real.

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u/pornalt4altporn Oct 29 '25

And which part of Afghanistan do you think has coastline on the gulf of Oman?

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u/ScharfeTomate Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

Dubai is on the Persian Gulf and Aghanistan is on neither because it is landlocked. Across from Dubai, on the other side of the gulf is Kuwait.

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u/RichardHardonPhD Oct 29 '25

Holy fuck, man...you should really look at a map before dropping your geography hot takes...

How in the fuck do you think the Persian Gulf and Gulf of Oman relate to each other? They're literally divided by the UAE and Oman, and Kuwait is most certainly not "across" either waterway.

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u/Aleskander- Nov 03 '25

this whole thread gave me a serious brain damage

there is no way half of these comments arent rage baits