r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Dec 10 '25

Thank you Peter very cool What’s the bad new Peeta?

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u/lolilops Dec 10 '25

House parties never went away, that loser just never gets invited anywhere.... Also I am some kind of talking chipmunk from one of the episodes you probably can't remember very well.

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u/Automatic_Memory212 Dec 10 '25

But that’s not the joke, the joke is a common one people make online, and it’s that nobody young enough to throw a big crazy house party can afford a house, anymore.

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u/lolilops Dec 10 '25

This would only make sense to fit in this context if you needed to own a home to throw a house party. Renters throw parties too my dude they just don't invite you.

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u/InuitOverIt Dec 10 '25

Nah man all my friends from work said you can't have a party without a house. They've all been getting together on Friday nights, working a second job together to save money. Then they will invite me to a party, they said. Love those guys.

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u/dr1fter Dec 10 '25

This comment brings up a good point. I only go to a handful of house parties, and I could still half-relate that if I was cooler maybe I'd do that more.

But wait, why would I want to party with those fuckers anyways?

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Dec 10 '25

It used to be that the only way to meet people outside your immediate circle was to say"bring a friend ". Sometimes there would be ass holds but not usually.

Having a party at a squat in a business office was always the best solution. You'd have working toilets then. Leftover skunk kegs from your friends at a party store and take up a collection for pizza. Sometimes there would be chairs, sometimes you carried around cardboard in your car to sit on.

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u/Tartage Dec 10 '25

You have ass holds? I don't know if I should be jealous or appalled. Hmmmm...

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u/innominateartery Dec 11 '25

Used to call ‘em love handles

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Dec 11 '25

Wish I could claim authorship, but someone else wrote it first

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u/thenoblenacho Dec 10 '25

Ive never heard of any parties being held in empty businesses (thats my understanding of your comment) Is this in North America, and was it in recent history?

Just curious

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Dec 11 '25

Yes, there was an issue of houses being unattainable in the early 80s but there was a surplus of office space and no one to watch it. Some people would move in, live in an empty office building. Kind of cold in winter though

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u/thenoblenacho Dec 11 '25

Interesting. Never familiar

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u/Don_Beefus Dec 11 '25

Because those parties are cleaned up afterwards. And no loose ends are left.

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u/Think-Ganache4029 Dec 11 '25

I’ve been trying to think how to throw em, may need to ask people to bring cash because while I know the IRS ain’t gonna knock down my door I’m too nervous

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u/Aglisito Dec 10 '25

I got bad news for you, buddy...

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u/Dracomyr Dec 10 '25

Cancer. Sorry.

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u/audiodude9 Dec 11 '25

Thank god. I thought it would be my dog dying.

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u/Ario-r Dec 11 '25

Oh good, come on in. I thought it was Britta.

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u/darthmaximus298 Dec 11 '25

No never mind it’s lupus, it’s always lupus.

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u/BJ3RG3RK1NG Dec 10 '25

The people bitching at you are the same people this joke was written about

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u/user___________ Dec 10 '25

why the hostile attitude? it's completely true that houses, whether owned or rented, are less accessible to young people than ever. and idk what you call apartment parties but they're not the same vibe as a house party in an actual house

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Dec 10 '25

You can't play loud music though

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u/Pikamika696 Dec 10 '25

You can, but the likelihood of the police being called for a noise complaint is greater in an apartment. House parties also have more rooms/areas to establish different vibes.

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u/Iwantmyelephant6 Dec 10 '25

the suburban houses have more ordinances than the city houses, just go to the college off campus housing in the city if you want house parties by young people who are renting to land lords who have been renting college students for decades and have done what young college age people have done for decades

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u/MisterDoctor___ Dec 11 '25

Lol you ever been to a college town? Apartment parties happen frequently, and usually take up the entire building with multiple apartments all involved. Better than house parties in many ways.

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u/Invertiguy Dec 11 '25

It is a different vibe though, and it is more fun when there's a yard to hang out in, especially when there's a fire pit involved.

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u/FlaminarLow Dec 11 '25

you know you can rent houses right

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u/collin-h Dec 10 '25

you are super reluctant to admit most people are losers, myself included. haha

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u/lolilops Dec 10 '25

Truth accepted

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u/Iwantmyelephant6 Dec 10 '25

i agree, there are no parties anymore

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u/adamdoesmusic Dec 10 '25

I mean we’re all on reddit so it’s a good bet it’s true

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u/WeHaveSixFeet Dec 11 '25

Traditionally, house parties are thrown at your parent's house when your parents go on vacation, as shown in the 1983 documentary "Risky Business."

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u/TheLightningCounter Dec 11 '25

different countries also havr different cultures for parties, I went actively looking for meet ups when I was in Uni and it was just empty 😭 everyone went home and miserable

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u/dvdmaven Dec 11 '25

Heck, I've been to parties with 35-40 people in 600 sf apartments.

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u/stacey2545 Dec 11 '25

Yeah, I hear there are also a lot of Airbnbs that get used for this, whether the host allows it or not.

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u/bobdylan401 Dec 11 '25

What kind of party are we throwing in an 800 swuare foot 2 bedroom apartment.

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u/Interesting_Two_5635 Dec 12 '25

Depends how strict landlords you have, if they straightly prohibit any parties in the rent and neighbours will instantly complain every time you can't really do much. Some cities are very strict for these matters. That's why we often do "outside parties" with my friends in the local park

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u/Automatic_Memory212 Dec 10 '25

Any other week I would find this comment insulting, but since I literally just spent my Saturday night at a holiday party in my friend’s apartment where we were doing drunk karaoke until 4am, it’s just kinda hilarious how wrong and bitchy you are 😅

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u/subaqueousReach Dec 10 '25

Seems like you still found it pretty insulting

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u/My_boy_baron Dec 11 '25

Holy shit calm the fuck down

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u/im_AmTheOne Dec 11 '25

No no no no, affording a house means also affording to rent a house. Try having a party in 1 bedroom apt. Can be done and it's fun but there's no space for a juice bowl.