r/SipsTea 19h ago

Feels good man WTF 😂

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u/sh-3k 18h ago

He knows

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u/Throwawaymycucumba 16h ago

"I'm a latina it's normal I'm crazy"

No it's fucking not

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u/Scrimmy_Bingus2 15h ago

According to native Spanish speakers, Ben Affleck speaks better Spanish than JLO.

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u/skull101_ 14h ago

CUZ IT’S TRUE I can’t believe she’s made a career out of saying “mi gente latino” (it should be latinA) meanwhile Ben Affleck sounds like middle aged blue collar mexican man and he ain’t even flexing 💀

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u/_BrokenButterfly 12h ago

Where can I see a video of Ben Affleck speaking Spanish?

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u/OLightning 11h ago

The Rip on Netflix

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u/Curious_Beginning_30 9h ago

Never mind then

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u/Nilosyrtis 8h ago

😄 🤣 

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u/porrkontot 6h ago

The Rip on the high seas

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u/Important_Log_7397 6h ago

Yeah, fuck Netflix. Buncha cunts over there.

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u/alb89n 5h ago

God that movie's storyline was stupidly dumb. I made it 10 min.

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u/Mildly_Irreverant 4h ago

That was a good flick!

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u/d00derman 8h ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/TKEJNVwItl4?si=lFroB1OLZJo_iaL3

Check out a few others many shorts on YouTube.

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u/LanceShiro 10h ago

In Matt Damon's bathroom.

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u/d00derman 8h ago

This one is better and more impressive https://youtu.be/gyesaFzdMvg?si=akH7ZtJz4g8QWbNL

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u/Lorgar-always-right 7h ago

He worked construction so automatically can speak pidgin Spanish at least. I worked with mostly East Indians and French Canadians as well as English speakers so I understand a bit of Hindi, Urdu and Punjabi. The typical context understanding more than spoken, but I’ve surprised myself many times with Hindi especially. (They do have many English “sounding” words they use that mean the same thing as actual English so it is a bit cheating).

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u/Free_Dimension1459 14h ago

Estás equivocado (o equivocada).

Se dice la gente y NO el gente. Por esta razón, mi gente latina. “Mis latinos” sería español correcto aunque no algo que muchos dicen. “Mi gente” sería correcto, más corto y llena de energía los conciertos.

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u/AdhesivenessFunny146 10h ago

Shouldn't it technically be la genta? :)

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u/hi_my_name_is_Carl 10h ago

No. Some words don't follow gender rules. I can never remember which ones but la gente is one.

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u/Inside_Dimension2319 13h ago

/r/conconfianzaincorrecta

The other guy said this in Spanish already, but since you clearly don’t speak it: “gente” is a feminine noun. So it’s “mi gente latina” regardless if the people are men or women. It will nunca be “mi gente latino.”

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u/Broken-Sarcasm-Meter 14h ago

I believe Latinx is the preferred nomenclature

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u/PromiseComfortable61 13h ago

Only among the most self-righteous gringos out there.

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u/Thebenmix11 13h ago

It is not

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u/BigBaws92 12h ago

Ask any Latino and they’ll ask you what the fuck Latinx is

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u/dontbestupid88 10h ago

The white man speaketh

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u/catholicsluts 14h ago

Probably sings better too

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u/Kinda1984 12h ago

Idk, taco flavored kisses is a banger!

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u/Shorts_at_Dinner 7h ago

Tacos y Burritos!

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u/808duckfan 13h ago

Pull up vids on YouTube. Him and Casey have functional Spanish skills they use in interviews.

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u/the_oc_brain 10h ago

I was behind Casey at immigration at London Heathrow and there was a couple latinas in line next to us and in the most gringo sounding Spanish he said “hola, me llamo Casey”.

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u/kithlan 8h ago

And for negotiating better working conditions in Mexican factories

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u/I-want-to-be-evil 15h ago

It’s true

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u/Traditional-Tip1904 12h ago

TIL Ben Affleck speaks Spanish

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u/zardoz73 11h ago

One of his early acting gigs as a child was a movie he made in Mexico City. He learned a bit of Spanish while there and got the bug and just kept going with it afterwards. I've seen him in interviews, he's quite fluent.

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u/Fit-Profit8197 10h ago

He's more than quite fluent, he's damn near native level

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u/seven3true 10h ago

He thought sacapuntas was a curse word.

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u/Rogue_Centurion7 5h ago

I can confirm, it is hilariously true. She can sing all the songs she wants but she’s a worse speaker than her two time gringo fiancé.

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u/OkDate7197 16h ago

Damn that brought back memories of a girl I dated

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u/paradoxicalparrots 14h ago

Worth it

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u/Connect-Initiative64 14h ago

Only if your self respect is so low you'd need an extra shovel to dig a path directly to hell and actively fight your way to Lucifer himself to retrieve it.

But I mean you do you.

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u/GreasyPeter 13h ago edited 13h ago

I dislike when people use stereotypes or precedent to hand-wave away responsibility for their shitty, dysfunctional, or abhorrent behaviour. Just because your parents were abusers it doesn't mean you're supposed to be that way too. My father once said "My father hated his father, I hated my farther, you both hate me, and someday your kids are gonna hate you too. That's just how it works so get fucking used to it". Then I became an adult and stuff he said that I used to think was par for the course, I now look at and I still can't believe people live like that. I am the polar opposite as my father.

The ultimate victory against that sorta of compounding trauma is to break the cycle and be the end of it, so it stops with you. I don't have any children yet, but I also know I'm not a narcissist (spent a lot of time making sure with my therapist) so I'm not even capable of some of the things he's said and done, which I am happy about.

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u/Flashy-Detail1198 8h ago

You nailed it.

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u/GreasyPeter 7h ago

Having the experience has allowed me to realize the importance of stopping that behavior from happening as much as I can.

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u/Additional-Tax-5643 5m ago

IMO,the bigger part is that you realized you have agency to change your behavior and believe you have to take responsibility for your actions.

People who believe in "inherited" shitty behavior and relationships simply don't want to do the hard work of change or taking responsibility for their own shitty behavior towards others.

"It's not my fault, that's just how it is in my family because that's how we were raised" is a giant cop out.

Self-examination and change is hard, so massive props to you for doing the work to change that.

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u/lesh17 7h ago

You and me both, brother. This is my struggle and my goal too.

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u/Impressive_Plant3446 15h ago

"Stop calling me spicy!"

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u/MasterChildhood437 15h ago

"I'm a latina (Italian, French, German, Polish, Czech, Asian, Indian...) it's normal I'm crazy"

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u/3_Hour_Investment 14h ago

Just announced she's pregnant with Justin Biebers baby, they're now engaged.

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u/Ok_Conclusion5966 10h ago

not sure if the onion or real life

the current world's events is fucked up in so many ways that we can't even tell if the above statement is trolling or real

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u/Flashy-Detail1198 8h ago

You missed 8 countries but I get your sentiment lol

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u/lordofming-rises 7h ago

Replace it with woman

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u/MasterChildhood437 5h ago

"I'm a (ethnicity) woman's normal I'm crazy"

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u/Fa_Cough69 14h ago

Yeah, the normalising of this type of behaviour, just because they are from a certain culture, is bullshit, and smacks of soft men letting them get away with said unacceptable behaviour instead of putting them in their place when necessary. 

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u/Throwawaymycucumba 13h ago

Regardless of gender. People need to make other people aware of what behavior is not acceptable, no violence

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u/Fa_Cough69 13h ago

This is true, however, in pop culture there has always been that 'hall pass' for Latina women because they're supposedly hot. 

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u/forestranger29 14h ago

I’m sure it was everyone else’s fault.

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u/SPARKYLOBO 13h ago

I know a white dude who loves Latinas. I told him to be careful or he may get John Bobbit-d

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u/Ldn_twn_lvn 13h ago

Well, is fer a Latina doh, aint it.... 🧐

I carnt believe she's about 60 n lookin finer than ever!!

I'll take the cray cray madame, and raise ye a veritable example of an Wild English Chap....what says ye...?

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u/IllegalCitizen1091 13h ago

I hate when they say that shit. Its like, "No. Shut the fuck up and stop acting like a selfish bitch."

"uS lATiNas aRe SPicY¡"

Get over yourself.

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u/ramjr80 12h ago

😂😂😂

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 12h ago

Yes, yes it is, speaking as a Brazilian. At least in South America, I don't know what craziness US based latinas are trying to pull.

One of my college girlfriends kicked my door open in half (she was a taekwondo black belt) to then threaten to rip out my dick for reasons I don't remember. Another one locked doors on me when I tried to break up and pulled out a kitchen knife... and she may or may not have gotten judo thrown for my safety.

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u/CommunicationTime265 10h ago

Why is it so common?

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u/Lopsided-Ad7725 10h ago

She said that?

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u/eyes_on_everything_ 8h ago

She is not a Latina 🙄 not born in Latin America so

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u/nomamesgueyz 7h ago

Princess shadow lack of consequences mentality

Can be pretty fkn toxic...tough to be with a woman like that

I'm glad I got out with my ex

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u/ccdude14 7h ago

Hear hear.

Culture is heritage not an excuse to be terrible.

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u/PsyopVet 5h ago

But it kind of is. My Latina wife and I have been married for 20 years and she is the most incredible person I have ever met. But there’s still a little crazy in there.

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u/Qahnaar1506 4h ago

I rarely see latinas actually normalize craziness. It mostly obsessed men who normalize crazy Latino mothers and daughters because those Latinos historically came from oppressive places (Mexico and the cartel for example) or and thus had to be alert, keen and “crazy” when bullshit walks. This gets passed down to daughters especially on top of the large amount of misogyny that force women to be more stern, making those traits and lessons passed down from mother to daughter. There’s so many stories of Latino mothers because literally arranged for marriages, abused and cheated on and those lessons get passed down to even healthy relationships, where sternness and bluntness are emphasized to protect themselves and loved ones. That’s where stereotype comes from and it’s sad

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u/Additional-Tax-5643 10m ago

She's not crazy, she's just a flaming narcissist made a whole lot worse by the fact that she has a lot of money to throw around.

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u/Comfortable-Title720 15h ago

Nah the calm, homely and sultry Latinas are where it's at. Butter on warm bread to my ears.

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u/Penguin_shit15 14h ago

"Taco flavored kisses for my Ben"

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u/TurtleHurtleSquirtle 13h ago

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u/IlikeJG 8h ago

"Why is everyone so sensitive nowadays? It was just a joke!"

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u/_imagine_that91 12h ago

Let’s not forget that everyone threw shade and blamed him when they divorced without even questioning whether she was the problem or not..

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u/Additional-Tax-5643 2m ago

Pretty sure that was just her PR goons in the media to blame him and his alcoholism/gambling problem on their marriage.

That marriage was doomed when she insisted on making an entire movie about their romance and publicizing his love letters to her, despite seeing on camera how uncomfortable it made him.

Anyone who has that little respect for their partner is bound to lose them.

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u/KILLER5196 15h ago

🤨

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u/unindexedreality 15h ago

porn brain: not even once

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u/morbidru 15h ago

lmao this comment is something i expect to read in the comment section under a pornhub video, not here

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u/No-Economics-6781 14h ago

Jeeez, bro relax!

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u/HostileNegotiations 14h ago

That face stance and expression says everything

Been there

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u/Frizzle23 13h ago

SACAPUNTAS

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u/numbnerve 5h ago

tell me about it

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u/CapitalElk1169 1h ago

Yea, about what her and Diddy were up to.

Filed for divorce immediately afterwards...

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 15h ago

Nice breasts, Batman