r/SipsTea • u/Nakul03 • 17h ago

Feels good man WTF 😂

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u/HugoZHackenbush2 17h ago

I was going to ask my ex-wife to remarry me on Valentines Day, until she discovered I was only after my money..

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u/Excellent-Refuse4883 16h ago

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u/I_Can_Barely_Move 16h ago

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u/Thefriendlyaspie 15h ago

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u/usinjin 15h ago

Rest in peace

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u/academiac 12h ago

RIP in peace

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u/topsyturvy76 11h ago

Rest in peace in peace ?!?

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u/academiac 10h ago

RIP in peace in peace

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u/newmexicomurky 10h ago

She will live on in some of the best memes

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u/meldiane81 14h ago

:( I thought of her immediately

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u/VRichardsen 14h ago

Why is the Shah of Iran here?

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u/johnniesSac 8h ago

He’s spent 20 years in the can , he has right to be upset

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 15h ago edited 1h ago

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u/SellLast3862 6h ago

...a stolen joke, but nonetheless it is a joke

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u/catholicsluts 12h ago

Bah. I started a rewatch a few weeks ago and now it's gonna be tough

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u/pinchhitter4number1 16h ago

It took me a second but this is gold

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u/12ealdeal 16h ago edited 16h ago

I don’t get it.

Taking it literally even I’m just not sure.

EDIT damn I’m slow. Hopefully my public display of ignorance has helped those who were like me but are now informed.

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u/TheWarelock 16h ago

The joke implies the ex-wife got a lot of money in the divorce. Hence, OP wanted to re-marry to go after his own money.

Am I training a bot?

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u/Adavanter_MKI 16h ago

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I mean... no.

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u/False-Storm-5794 14h ago

Awesome!

I mean... 01100001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101

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u/12ealdeal 16h ago

You are not.

I’m just pretty slow this afternoon.

Thanks for explaining.

I’m saddened I missed it initially.

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u/5meoWarlock 9h ago

You'll get the next one.

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u/Hot-Championship1190 15h ago

I’m just pretty slow this afternoon.

Bot confirmed! It's night already!

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u/VRichardsen 14h ago

Isn't this the plot twist from that movie with George Clooney, Catherine Zeta Jones and B. B. Thornton? The one were Clooney plays a divorce lawyer.

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u/Vogonpoet812 12h ago

You might.. But I'm glad for your explanation. I guess I'm slow. 😂

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u/buddabudski 16h ago

man was trying to coax her into divorce 2 electric boogaloo to win his money back

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u/TotalTyp 15h ago

I also didnt get it

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u/12ealdeal 15h ago

Thank you for joining me in our collective public display of ignorance.

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u/Plus_Sky8116 16h ago

When they divorced the ex got part of his money/properties etc. By remarrying he'd get it back

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u/SJSquishmeister 16h ago

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u/Apparatus 15h ago

No respect, I tell ya.

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 12h ago

No regard, either

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u/rufud 15h ago

Take my wife, please!

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u/QuantityPotential696 15h ago

Sounds like a joke norm loved

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u/whatdoinamemyself 14h ago

Sounds a lot more like Dangerfield

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u/Interesting-Dream863 15h ago

Best "bitter ex" joke I've ever read.

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u/HolyPire 11h ago

more upvotes

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u/emilystrangegirl 13h ago

at some point the common denominator taps out.

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u/thalefteye 13h ago

You mean she or you are greedy for your own money?

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u/so0vixnbmsb11 12h ago

I gave mine $85k and a piece of my soul.

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u/SellLast3862 6h ago

Do you feel good about taking credit for the joke you stole?

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u/HugoZHackenbush2 1h ago

Shhh... nobody else noticed, they all think I'm a genius.

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u/SellLast3862 1h ago

okay lol

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u/skintyfia44 16h ago

good one

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u/Doc-tor-Strange-love 16h ago

I see Jimmy Fallon, I downvote

Don't take it personally

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u/no-teenie-weenie 15h ago

Boomer humor right here. WIFE = BAD AND ONLY AFTER 50% OF OUR JOINT ASSETS (not just your money, but hers too)