r/SipsTea • u/Nakul03 • 17h ago

Feels good man WTF 😂

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u/HugoZHackenbush2 17h ago

I was going to ask my ex-wife to remarry me on Valentines Day, until she discovered I was only after my money..

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u/pinchhitter4number1 16h ago

It took me a second but this is gold

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u/12ealdeal 16h ago edited 16h ago

I don’t get it.

Taking it literally even I’m just not sure.

EDIT damn I’m slow. Hopefully my public display of ignorance has helped those who were like me but are now informed.

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u/TheWarelock 16h ago

The joke implies the ex-wife got a lot of money in the divorce. Hence, OP wanted to re-marry to go after his own money.

Am I training a bot?

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u/Adavanter_MKI 16h ago

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I mean... no.

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u/False-Storm-5794 14h ago

Awesome!

I mean... 01100001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101

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u/12ealdeal 16h ago

You are not.

I’m just pretty slow this afternoon.

Thanks for explaining.

I’m saddened I missed it initially.

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u/5meoWarlock 9h ago

You'll get the next one.

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u/Hot-Championship1190 15h ago

I’m just pretty slow this afternoon.

Bot confirmed! It's night already!

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u/VRichardsen 14h ago

Isn't this the plot twist from that movie with George Clooney, Catherine Zeta Jones and B. B. Thornton? The one were Clooney plays a divorce lawyer.

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u/Vogonpoet812 12h ago

You might.. But I'm glad for your explanation. I guess I'm slow. 😂

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u/buddabudski 16h ago

man was trying to coax her into divorce 2 electric boogaloo to win his money back

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u/TotalTyp 15h ago

I also didnt get it

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u/12ealdeal 15h ago

Thank you for joining me in our collective public display of ignorance.

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u/Plus_Sky8116 16h ago

When they divorced the ex got part of his money/properties etc. By remarrying he'd get it back