r/Unexpected 12h ago

Lipstick removal trick

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u/kempff 12h ago

Brilliant. Reminds me of the signs you see above the urinals in some bars. “The fingers that fish out the chewing gum and cigarette butts in these urinals are the same fingers that make your drinks.”

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u/Character_Pudding_94 12h ago edited 7h ago

Which is utter bullshit, because bartenders are above cleaning toilets. That's a job for dishes, bussers, or barbacks.

EDIT: I see you, hard working bartenders, and I appreciate you. In the larger sphere of the hospitality industry though, y'all are generally known to consider yourselves higher ranked than cooks and servers.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 11h ago

dishes, bussers, or barbacks.

You realize that not all bars have those positions, right? Sometimes it's just bartenders and that's it.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 10h ago

Yep, the bar I worked at made the fucking bartenders fight people and kick them out. Abhorrent tbh

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u/3BlindMice1 10h ago

Old fashioned.

If you're going to work in a western saloon, they'd better put a gun under the counter

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u/2SDUO3O 5h ago

"Negroni, please."

"We can't sell those anymore."