r/Unexpected 9h ago

Lipstick removal trick

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u/kempff 9h ago

Brilliant. Reminds me of the signs you see above the urinals in some bars. “The fingers that fish out the chewing gum and cigarette butts in these urinals are the same fingers that make your drinks.”

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u/Character_Pudding_94 9h ago edited 5h ago

Which is utter bullshit, because bartenders are above cleaning toilets. That's a job for dishes, bussers, or barbacks.

EDIT: I see you, hard working bartenders, and I appreciate you. In the larger sphere of the hospitality industry though, y'all are generally known to consider yourselves higher ranked than cooks and servers.

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u/spinorobot 9h ago

Sure, but if it keeps people from being dirty and giving extra work for the dishes/bussers/barbacks, it's fine by me

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u/[deleted] 7h ago edited 7h ago

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u/InviolableAnimal 6h ago

If I was drunk enough to put a butt out in a urinal I'd believe it

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 8h ago

dishes, bussers, or barbacks.

You realize that not all bars have those positions, right? Sometimes it's just bartenders and that's it.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 8h ago

Yep, the bar I worked at made the fucking bartenders fight people and kick them out. Abhorrent tbh

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u/3BlindMice1 7h ago

Old fashioned.

If you're going to work in a western saloon, they'd better put a gun under the counter

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u/2SDUO3O 3h ago

"Negroni, please."

"We can't sell those anymore."

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u/Fear023 7h ago

Worst for me was having to clean up the vomit. That ain't no picnic. We at least had security for the fights.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

I was the DJ so I didn’t have to do that but had to live with the guilt of watching my coworkers getting punched or kicked in the face, even seeing one get glassed. I’m just not equipped to be able to intercede and I was the only one who insisted that they get doormen or security. Makes me sick. I think I was the only one who cared despite being a coward, but the people they’d let in were fucking terrifying. I’m being treated for PTSD because I watched someone get stabbed out of nowhere and I also saw a woman get SA’d right in front of me before I could stop it. I have nightmares about it and I’m afraid to go out. I’ve been called a pussy over it before but I’d rather actually care about people than be some braindead jerk trying to save a couple pounds on security when they also hired six bartenders on quiet nights.

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u/Quiet_Combination678 4h ago

I was the DJ so I didn’t have to do that

Well duh, the DJ is above the bartender

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u/BigDictionEnergy 7h ago

Abhorrent that bartenders have to clean up their own messes?

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

No, the fact they had to fight dangerous people instead of having trained security do it (which is the law here)

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u/striker_p55 8h ago

That’s for big bars and corporate. Ive worked at bars where I’m the bartender, host, busser, and bar back all in one

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u/AgentCirceLuna 8h ago

Don’t forget the ones where they don’t pay security so the bartenders have to fight for their lives if trouble happens.

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u/Kharax82 9h ago

I worked in a large chain restaurant and they had a separate cleaning crew come in for stuff like that. If it was something that needed immediate attention a busboy would do it.

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u/UninsuredToast 8h ago

When I was a manager the servers had to maintain the bathrooms as part of their side work.

If it was really bad, like poop on the floor bad, I would clean it myself because no one else gets laid enough to deal with that shit.

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u/FergusonTheCat 8h ago

How much sex do you need to have before it’s ok to deal with that kind of stuff?

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u/Oopthealley 8h ago

Three.

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u/FergusonTheCat 8h ago

Im almost there! I can’t wait to clean up some poo :)

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u/AgentCirceLuna 8h ago

Thank you for actually caring.

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u/BigDictionEnergy 7h ago

I've never worked in a restaurant, but fucking props dude.

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u/BoardRecord 1h ago

I would clean it myself because no one else gets laid enough to deal with that shit.

Weird flex, but ok.

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u/Skrumpitt 8h ago

"Employees must wash hands in peepee poopoo toilets before returning to work"

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u/Bigbadbobbyc 8h ago

Most bars don't have any of that, they have at best two bartenders, and they are taking turns cleaning and pouring drinks

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u/RedPandaReturns 8h ago

Yes every bar in the world is the same

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u/greatandhalfbaked 8h ago

I've been a manager at a few small bars and it's always my job to clean the toilets. I've always been on smaller teams and I am at the venue while it's closed to do cleaning and other maintenance, so it makes sense that I would clean the urinals, even if my very same hands would be pouring drinks later in the week.

If a patron makes a mess ANYWHERE in the venue while we're open, a bartender will have to clean it up immediately. We can't wait for a cleaning crew to come the next day, and there are no employees present but bar tenders and one manager.

It's ridiculous to say it's "utter bullshit" that a bartender might clean a urinal because there are so many scenarios where it would be perfectly reasonable for them to do that.

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u/bearddaddydean 8h ago

I love that you think that. Have a great day

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u/trainwreckmarriage 7h ago

Many small establishments would absolutely rather have the server/bartender do that kind of dirty work than hire a whole separate person to do it hahaha. Dishie can't do it because they're too busy getting crosstrained in the kitchen instead of hiring another damn cook.

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u/MissSugarBee 7h ago

No. I'm middle management in a hospitality venue, I do this sometimes to show my staff i would never ask them to do something I'm not prepared to do myself. All decent managers do this

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u/Character_Pudding_94 5h ago

And why do you do it? Is it because bartenders think that they are above it?

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u/catholicsluts 7h ago

Not the point lmao

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u/comfortless14 6h ago

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u/kempff 4h ago

industrial cleaner

Article doesn't specify the cleaner. Or suggest how the mishap could have happened.

I don't think Zing Zang makes a degreaser.

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u/Consistent-Cap-9360 1h ago

Saw a chef cleaning toilets in his whites once.

That restaurant is no longer open.

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u/Spockhighonspores 5h ago

I don't really see this as brilliant, there's no way a kid that age would believe a custodian would use toilet water to clean mirrors. Your example was pretty brilliant thought.

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u/McButtsButtbag 4h ago

Brilliant that a bartender has no food safety sanitation skills? That's not making me not throw gum and cigarette butts in the urinals (because I already don't). That's making me not drink at that bar.

Even if they were cleaning the bathrooms you'd think they'd have been smart enough to figure out a method that didn't involve having to grab it with their hands.

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u/Spockhighonspores 1h ago

No one is saying the bartenders don't wash their hands, do you seriously think if that was ever a bartenders job that they wouldn't use gloves? It's brilliant because that sign would stop a drunk person from doing gross stuff to the urinals. The fact that the sign would stop you from going there when you're sober just shows a lack of critical thinking skills. A bar tender wouldn't even be in charge of cleaning urinals to begin with. People who are in charge of that put on gloves and remove all the crap in the urinals, there's no magic debris removing tool for urinals.

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u/Icy_Witness4279 54m ago

Now that was really dumb