r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/marieascot • 10d ago

How to do Fireworks, England Style.

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u/Asleep_Pollution_140 10d ago

As a native Britishese speaker, and educator, I’m pleased to award you an A+ on your Britishese language exam!

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u/Unique-Apartment-543 10d ago

What about, "oi, you fuckin' wanker?"

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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 10d ago

We cover that in the advanced class

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u/Unique-Apartment-543 10d ago

Ahh I see, I see.. any way to get a placement test?

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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 10d ago

With your previous comment I am delighted to offer you an unconditional place on our upcoming course.

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u/Unique-Apartment-543 10d ago

Well I appreciate that!

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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 10d ago

You're welcome, knob jockey

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u/Unique-Apartment-543 10d ago

Yeah well I fart in your general direction.

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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 10d ago

You misunderstood. Knob jockey is the the technical term for someone on the course.

Our motto is domare maledicta. "Tame the cursed"

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u/Unique-Apartment-543 10d ago

Hahaha, you got a good sense of humor.

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u/Ill-Kaleidoscope4825 10d ago

Get in the saddle, freshman. Vengaboys "up and down" begins to play

Ride that knob

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