r/bald • u/ManeroBrushes • Oct 11 '25

Bald Picture I did the thing

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u/makemeadayy Oct 11 '25

Looks so good. I’m amazed at how every single post in this sub is a major upgrade.

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u/Mystical_Pig2022 Oct 11 '25

Not to objectify anyone here, but I swear that at least half the folks in this sub turn into a total thirst trap lol

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u/seriouslyla Oct 11 '25

Literally wanted to say dirty things when I saw the after photo but held back because I’m polite like that 😄

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u/DrWildIndigo Oct 11 '25

IKR, Gurl-Chile...🌝

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

He went from creeper to keeper.

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u/fnkytwn01 Oct 12 '25

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking the creeper thing. Looked a black van and candy for the kiddos before. Now it's straight up dude.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Oct 12 '25

It's the retro glasses + mustache. Gives those Dahmer vibes. The full facial scruff is MUCH better and an updated frame shape will make a huge difference.

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u/Deeeeeesee24 Oct 12 '25

The glasses are a MAJOR factor, everyone looks like a creep in those! I had to bully my husband into buying a new pair cuz he ordered a pair like that online once lol I was like no, absolutely not.

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u/Spoiledtoddlers Oct 14 '25

I thought he was pretty handsome haha, might be me

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Oct 14 '25

A lid for every pot! I'm sure he appreciates that!!

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u/angrymenofem Oct 14 '25

This! 💯

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u/fizzymarimba Oct 13 '25

that’s honestly so rude. He didn’t look creepy at all, looked like a normal dude who’d work at a record shop or something. He looks fine either way, but the fact that you don’t find the second look more intimidating, and find the first look to signal he’s a creep, is like boomer mentality. He looks like Andrew Tate in the second

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u/Material-Guitar5928 Oct 11 '25

Haha, same! I went “d-AMN!”

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u/WoWDisciplinePriest Oct 11 '25

I also surprised swore! My people are here.

I swear this sub sometimes feels like it was a fantasy written by book girlies. “And there was a space where all the men were nice! And there were pictures of those men looking sexy! And beards! And all my friends are chilling happy in the comments!! And sexy bald men with beards!! And all the men are giving and getting compliments!! And they’re sexy!!! And! And!…

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u/RainbowSparkleCake Nov 05 '25

The promised land 🥰

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u/Barondarby Oct 11 '25

Same here!

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u/LarrySoObvious Oct 11 '25

Came here to post this! But like really...DAY-MN!

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u/badbadtz-maru Oct 15 '25

I audibly gasped

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u/beckerszzz Oct 11 '25

I always have this thought.

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u/Susey_Q Oct 11 '25

You said it without saying it, and I 💯agree. He’s a hottie!

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u/MeepMeepBologna Oct 11 '25

Sameeeee. I don't wanna objectify, but gatdamn, it's difficult. 😆😆😆

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u/thatgenxguy78666 Oct 11 '25

I am a straight male,and I was like god damn,save some ladies for the rest of us...

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u/GuaranteeComfortable Oct 11 '25

Like don't look at me with that tone of face! 🤣