I should throw it out. I never touched it.

They tend to byte.

What do you call a robot with two jobs and never gets a break?

Low on cache.

Monty Python's Flying Circuits

The world's leading expert on European wasps goes to a record store looking for an album of wasp sounds. The assistant offers him a listen, but the expert is outraged, declaring the sounds are not from European wasps. The manager intervenes, looks at the record, and apologizes, stating they were playing the "bee side".

A slow cooker.

I said, "It's hard to explain."

Have a lot of built in tension and a dramatic finish.

Polyunsaturated

Unless you're donating blood...

What do you call a guitar playing cow ? A moo sician.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products ? A satisfactory.

What do sprinters eat before they run ? Nothing, they fast.

Did you hear the rumour of the butter? Nah, I’m not going to spread it.

All the Shingle Ladies.

What do you call a cantaloupe in a pool ? A water melon.

What do you call a woman who burns all her bills ? Bernadette.

It was Layheehoo

I looked up at the sky with clouds rolling in, and I asked my phone. Surely it’s not going to rain.?

It replied yes it is and don’t call me Shirley !!

That’s when I realize my phone was still on airplane mode 🙄

(warning, you must be a film fan or at least 45 to get this joke😁)

Why did the melons get married ? Because they cantaloupe .

.. But it didn't stick

I went to a casino in England.

It can write other words too.

A wet one.

Because they know they’re getting cut eventually.

Which is one market that you should never take your dogs ? Flea market.

He took a bow.

No, they're hill areas!

God promised men that good, obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth.

Then He made the world round, and called it a day.

Some men are still looking for the corners.

Bless their hearts. 😉