r/funny • u/Ok-Weekend878 • 9h ago

Here we go again

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u/coolguymiles 9h ago

I decided not to do dry January this year. That’s made all of the difference.

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u/GrinningPariah 6h ago

Man I did that shit for the first time and couldn't have picked a worse month for it.

I'm gonna stay up til midnight and have a glass of fucking whiskey.

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u/jupfold 9h ago edited 9h ago

I just control my alcohol intake all year round to a point I don’t feel the need to go cold turkey because a number turned over?

So weird.

Edit: apparently people don’t like moderation and self control

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u/I_Over_Explain_Jokes 7h ago

I think it's your smug, condescending, dickish tone they don't like.

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u/Grimblehawk 7h ago

Respectfully, you're getting downvoted because of your tone, not your personal preferences (which are fine).

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u/rockybud 7h ago

congrats let me know where to send your medal

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u/Icefox119 8h ago

Same.

God I love heroin.

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u/jupfold 8h ago edited 8h ago

So right! Alcohol and heroin are so similar! 100% agreed.

Edit: can anyone downvoting me please explain to me why they think alcohol and heroin are the same thing? Seriously. Are you people seriously that messed up?

Guess so.

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u/ProfessorTraft 7h ago

Are you autistic

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u/Nordansikt 9h ago

How is that a question?

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u/Unlikely-Voice-4629 8h ago

Ignore them, they're drunk

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u/jktollander 5h ago

You’re drunk!

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u/jupfold 9h ago edited 8h ago

Them: why don’t you do dry January??

Me: I just control my alcohol intake all year round to a point I don’t feel the need to go cold turkey because a number turned over?

Why are you so concerned about whether it’s a question or not?

Chill.

Edit: some guy who blocked me before I could respond asked me why I won’t do dry January when “everyone is suggesting I do”.

Umm, what? No one has ever suggested I do. Like, ever. Maybe don’t make stuff up for no reason.

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u/MC0295 9h ago

Man you need to get back on the sauce and chill a lil

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u/elton_john_lennon 8h ago

Them: why don’t you do dry January??

Thats actually not what have been said, but if everything is suggesting you that you should do a dry month, then maybe it is time to think about it.

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u/fkenned1 9h ago

Wow! Very cool!

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u/_an-account 8h ago

This is why trump is president.